/got/ general Superior Lannister Genes Edition

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>the chad affair
>the virgin newlyweds

agghhh...

WE'RE COMING STAN

W H I N G I N G

SHANSHAAAAAAAA

proper backlink, oops

Remember that time I sent Thorne down south with a wight and nothing came of it?

He looks very weathered for a 23 year old prince who has spent the majority of his life in the library

what did the jews mean by this

GODS THIS SHOW IS GREAT

The only things canon are things that take place this season

>Ned Stark: "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."

>Sansa: "Cut this man's throat when I tell you, Arya, and let him bleed out on our carpet. BTW I miss father, we're so much like him LOL"

jesus christ

Why would anyone think that Tyrion going to speak with Cersei would accomplish anything? It's so farfetched, but they just had to squeeze that ~EBIN~ meeting in there somehow so they could check it off the fanservice list

aaaghh shansha

Clarify the meaning of your post

BRAVO DABID

Azor Jaime

>We need to make Dany the prettiest, downgrade Cersei

>BASED ON A LIE

bad goyim stop pointing out logical flaws

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kek

Someone asked Cogman and the faggot said that she has short hair now because it's empowering, even though Cersei canonically hates short hair (and wearing black).
I think they also did this because Daenerys is supposed to be the prettiest EVER, so they nerfed Cersei in every way.

Post 1 (One) law Aerys broke

>Hurr burning people alive
Show me where fire cant be champion. Go ahead autists.

Nikolaj already has two good friends: Coster and Waldau.

Where did you get that pic of Rhaegar and Lyanna?

IT'S TOO LATE AGGGHHH

>90 min episode
>40 mins in, only thing accomplished is Jaime leaves Cersei
Is this what's to be expected of S8?

Where is Preston

But Sansa is no man ;^)

Why the fuck would a woman, a civilian no less, wear meme pauldrons?

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>Come on, Daniel. Let's get off the set, Lena's showing up soon.

Why did Bronn say this? Ruined my immersion completely.

I should not have keked but I did

>the central point of episode 7 is that nothing is as important as stopping the NK

>but make sure you care about Theon saving Yara.

why did the jews make /ourgueen/ ugly?
could they have an ulterior motive?

The writing has fallen off a fucking cliff. They're doing that hollywood thing now, it's so formulaic:

>Person A
I don't like X
>Person B
X?
>Person A
You're not like X
>They smile at each other

See Arya and Sansa on the ramparts in ep 7
Its such basic fucking writing that doesnt challenge anything and is just by the numbers scriptwriting 101 level shite

>implying that isnt the biggest thing to happen in a long time

BOW YA SHITS

Cersei is now a mad queen who is also racist and hates foreigners.

Lyanna Stark's actress is ugly

>DABID how can we make Dany look better

She looks much better with long hair

I didn't say it wasn't, I just don't think we need 40 minutes of memery in the dragon pit to arrive to that

why'd they make her ugly though?
can't a beautiful woman be racist?

>naming Jon Aegon when there are already at least 4 other Aegon Targaryens of significance already

Aegon the Conqueror
Aegon the Unlikely
fAegon (not show canon I know)
Raegar's first born Aegon

>Rhaegar
>beautiful
Even Oberyn looks better.

I miss him already

>leaves
he'll be back

In the source material Brandon the Breaker's brother was the Night's King and his name was also Brandon

>DABID
>SHE STRONK
>HOW DO I MAKE THE WATCHERS KNOW?

At the bottom of the Euphrates

He should have been an Aemon or a Jaeherys

But na too complex. Just name him after Aegon the conquerer :^)
I swear if the books are anywhere near as simplistic as the show makes them seem, they will be dropped straight away

Why did Tyrion say he isn't a lord when the cockless army took Casterly Rock according to his plan?

>haha I kick you in the balls but you have no balls imagine my shock I keep kicking you in the balls haha

Where was the laughtrack during this scene?

Pedro is very handsome indeed.

Pizdatyi kaftan.

>DABID
>We need to emphasize how evil she is
>short hair, all black, unflattering makeup and clothes, le evil theme
>PERFECT DABID GOOD JOB

Just a friendly reminder
>Edmure never ever
>Ghost never ever
>Dorne will never be mentioned again, despite having 20k soldiers and being perfect winter refuge
>Reach will never be mentioned again despite still having large portion of their armies intact
>Dawn never ever
>Blood gate will never be mentioned as a perfect bottleneck to tie the bulk of the undead army, they will fight them on open field and lose horribly
>Unsullied and Dothraki will have no problem with cold and snow
>Golden Company will never be shown on screen, in the end they will job to Dany and Jon

yes to murder her

>Let me name him after his brother ned
Fucking hell, Ned was right in changing his name, fuck delirious lyanna

Why is Lyanna's hair in the Tyrell style?

Why did everyone rebel after he did it then? Really makes you think

Bitch wasn't around when he said that. Cunt

don't forget
>Mereen in shambles never ever

to be fair though shes just wearing a female version of what tywin wore

the internet

>Jaime joining the Danycuck brigade
Just end it already.

Ned renamed him because Bobby would have killed the both of em if he had a dragon name.

literally the only interesting character that was left

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To cast such an ugly man as Rhaegar. The nerve of GoT.

>golly gee rhaegar

>I wasn't sure you'd remember m-..
>I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.

>le smug cunning machiavelli

Wow so interesting.

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT. ONE BALL AND NO BRAINS
HE CAN'T EVEN LINK TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD PROPERLY

>we r gonna bring dead man to cersei and she gon fight besides us for bit then we gon kill eachother mercylessly!1

this isnt BRAVO DABID, this is G. Martin's worst plot so far

>implying he wont be stabbed in the back by Stark men at an encampment

it'll happen on his way to apologize to Bran

Obviously, but there is literally zero reason for his name to be Aegon at all.

They've been setting him up as a Queenslayer for 4 seasons

>doesnt know that stannis is alive

Honestly what would he supposed to be doing in S8? The whole season will most likely focus on battles where his schemes simply won't fit in.

His type of character was only useful for the first couple seasons.

It's gonna be revealed that calling Rhaegar beautiful was always meant to be an antiphrasis, like calling a fat guy tiny.

>wait who's rhaegar? what they got married?

What a stupid cunt she was. Especially since she wasn't all over Robert because she believed he wouldn't be faithful, and then proceeded to fuck off with married man. Whore

tfw not caved in chestplate

t. Robert B.

jesus christ, i had to look this up because i forgot it happened

Jaime and Cersei will murder each other, Jaime is the valonqar but their stories are about each other and "we were born together, we will die together" etc

How is it that you people misinterpret Jaime and Cersei's relationship so badly?

>picking an ugly twink instead of ultrachad Bobby

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Better be feared than be loved if you can't be both.

what you described is interesting retard

I need the bran "sansa the rape" gif plz

Would you break this man's heart?

this desu

>lost 3 of your allies (abducted and killed)
>lost all your ships
>lost a dragon only to win over a handless knight

How do you fuck up an invasion so badly?

Interesting to retards.

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Like, they have this handsome motherfucker that could've played a Targ in his youth, playing a character that is supposed to be ugly. WTF wHy

Look at OP pic.
I shall remind you now that Bobby's oneitis was so bad that he couldn't fuck Cersei. And that all of Westeros thought that Rhaegar was the most beautiful man EVER.

>I know all
>but only if I'm told about it first
has there ever been a more useless omniscient being