>no one will ever take us seriously as a country >our country is just there no one cares about us >we will never be respected or feared >all other countries just want to be our friend for our rich resources
What does Australia have to do to be taken seriously?
Kill the abbos and emus and we might give you guys a chance to sit at the big boy's table
Nolan Bailey
I've been sexting this cutie from Australia for awhile now. What are some good lines I can use? She enjoys some banter if that helps.
Thank you,
USA
Jonathan Phillips
>implying we give a fuck about what a bunch of pissweak cuck countries think about us
KYS
Joshua Martinez
rare flag!
Angel Brooks
nothing, the youth here as basically as american as you
Jason Wilson
Australia is fine just where she is.
Luke Jones
Nothing and we are full.
Probably best to leave us alone. You're wasting your time.
Oliver Ward
Put strewth in a sentence Its to show excitement like : oh fucking stewth cunt lets go for skewies and hotties
Lucas Johnson
have fun with your hep bro
Lucas Myers
If we are to ever bring back the white australia policy we need to know the rest of the world can't intimidate us.
Camden Scott
Bomb Canada
Jaxson Harris
>The only country that is also a continent
Seems pretty cool to me
Levi Gray
Try "I hate fat americunts"
Parker Fisher
>>no one will ever take us seriously as a country
just wait til we water down those race hate laws, then we'll be the talk of Sup Forums
Hudson Turner
Texan here. Keep your head up aussie. They hate us cuz they anus. My fav Aussie viddie youtu.be/dFKAzlNcC3o
Anthony Phillips
We're an island, sounds better for tourism
Andrew Perry
I legitimately came here to say this. Funny, I thought I was a free thinker.
Mostly the abbo thing though. Emus can stay.
Wyatt Jenkins
Come home.
Luke Reed
R A R E
Nathaniel Hall
It's better like that, look at the downsides of being a political powerhouse like America, we are respnsible for the safety of a bunch of cuck countries, and our politicians are bribed by rich oil sheiks and manipulated by Jews in Israel into funding terrorist organizations. Then everybody hates you cause this happens, and you can't do anything about it.
Chase Lopez
Australia is the only true anglo country.
Robert Fisher
sick
shame the bra is a shithole these days
Thomas Gutierrez
>Come home. Kek, you call that a knife? $orry m80 your country is filled with inbred rapists now. Your laws are such that being famous in a pub is illegal but arabs run a sex trafficking ring and you hide it. You should move m8. Its over for UK, brexit or not.
Christopher Rogers
>tfw 18C
Jose Watson
That's it lads, show me some of those renowned shit-posting skills.
Tyler Robinson
I take Australia seriously. You guys have had our backs for like 100 years straight in every conflict. In fact you are our excon bastard half brother.
That's a good one give me some more slang you people use
Cooper Flores
you don't want the attention m8 bad (((things))) happen to countries that get lots of respect
(this post sharted from my Obama phone)
Logan Edwards
>sick >shame the bra is a shithole these days Bra boys didn't make it out of the 90s and 00s without becoming fuckups from the EXTREME badass shit? Fuck bromosapien are there any men left anymore anywhere?
They just build a fucking surfpark near my home in Austin, Texas. I was promised chest high barrels this spring. Fucking bullshit city shit it up with lawsuits wanting to regulate it like a swimming pool. Goddamn niggerfaggots didn't get thier payoffs. Fuck. NLand surf park if interested.
Austin Allen
You aren't half bad either m8. You'll have our backs when China tries to fuck us up, right?
Tyler Gutierrez
Baaahahahahahaaaahahhaaaaa.
There is no fucking way. We'll have NZ and maybe Fiji.
Jose Anderson
>I'm looking forward to November. You realize that the big three are behind all the terrible shit happening in all our countries?
WASHINGTON DC MILITARY VATICAN CITY RELIGION CITY OF LONDON BANKING
Lol how long do you think her diapers will last in the debates? Have you not realized that American politics is pro wrasslin?
Also, come November, the media will announce a Clinton victory, then the "leaks" of rigged bullshit come out, then December 21 its either Trump or complete anarchy for the US.
Please get your country back so my gf and I can vacation in London without having to murder shitskins in the street.
Luis Sanders
>maybe Fiji. literally who?
Nathan Perry
Soon user the whites of the world will turn to us for asylum. We will go from the laughing stock to the final hope for whites everywhere. Good times ahead my friend.
Caleb Hall
yah. this. Anyone else preparing to defend our country? I Won't let chinks invade without a fight.
Brandon Moore
The one on the right literally looks like an ape in human clothing. I'm starting to believe in evolution all of a sudden.
Adrian Roberts
your immigration policy seems the best out of any Anglo country so I respect you for that.
though from what I heard you have an Asian/Poo invasion taking place despite, so I wish you cunts the best of luck to taking care of that
Dominic King
>China Remember when they tried to fuck with the currency and they got booty blasted by the ROD OF GOD? Top fucking kek that shit was off the chains. youtu.be/dgurTdK0PTA
Jack Jenkins
i thought you were talking about artificial reefs for a second there, but that looks like infintely more of a clusterfuck, holy shit
also the bra boys themselves are just methed up fuckwits these days, the brothers and the original lads had to get out of dodge, now they're just crypto-lebs.
my old man sold the brothers their first boards back when he had a shop on the bra in the 80s. they used to be alright.
>In the lead up to the 2005 Cronulla riots in Cronulla, Koby Abberton spoke to The Daily Telegraph about the assault of a lifeguard that sparked the incident, claiming:
>"The reason why it's not happening at Maroubra is because of the Bra Boys. Girls go to Cronulla, Bondi, everywhere else in Sydney and get harassed, but they come to Maroubra and nothing happens to them. I read all this stuff about kids getting harassed because they want to have a surf and I say 'are you kidding?' The beach should be for Aussie kids. But if you want to go to beaches and act tough in groups you better be able to back it up. If these fellas come out to Maroubra and start something they know it's going to be on, so they stay away."[13]
Connor Howard
Exactly.
Alexander Torres
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Bentley Adams
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Logan Barnes
Lol those niggers did the calculations to get to the moon! Ebil wite men took at the credit and pixtures. Dey makin a moobie bout it now gon get our riteful place bak at top of duh IQ sharts yo?
Also, evolution is a great theory but doesnt explain everything and definitely doesn't explain properly mankind. Mankind's history is hidden, for good reason.
12742 Earth diameter km 3474 Moon diameter km
R = 1 Asquare = 4 Acircle = 3.1416 4-3.1416 = 0.8584 0.8584/3.1416 = 0.273 3474/12742 = 0.273 Fuck right? How about moon takes 27.3 days to get around Earth too.
Look at the drawing to the left. It is a circle inscribed inside a square. The Earth and the Moon conform absolutely to this simplest of geometrical figures. Let us imagine that the green circle represents the Earth. If this was the case, then everything in the drawing that is not green and is shown in red, would represent the Moon. The drawing is an expression of a mathematical fact. It represents the relationship between π (Pi) and the number 4. pastebin.com/iAWRb7Mx
Liam Reed
> shilling this hard
I suppose if the US bursts into total anarchy maybe you could actually use 'muh guns' for self-defence rather than the suicides and child shootings that usually occur.
Luis Young
why is there so many australian on Sup Forums at 1:50pm?
i thought all the australians from the qanda threads made big bank and hate NEETS
Joseph Hill
We should get out hands on some nukes. We are fucked otherwise. Imagine how many of these invading slope eyed gooks are Chinese loyalists.
>we don't need nukes the US will take care of us.
Pretty sure South Africa was once an ally of the US..
Noah Gutierrez
>come home to cucked muslim rape country
No thanks
Elijah Adams
>imagine... all of them, cunt. Commie countries don't have rich cunts unless they're a part of the governent- they're doing to us what they're doing to Tibet and SEA.
but yeah i agree we need nukes. Cunts are too stupid to realize it.
Josiah Wright
Thanks you fat cunt
Jace Diaz
Kek. Nooo.. no.. no.
Juan Myers
Kek. Yeah its fucked but coming from the gulf coast its actually infinitely more reliable and better, expecially now I've moved inland to Austin which is heaven.
Awesome! You aussies are surfing fucking legends man. Goddamn endless summer was so funny in OZ. They all surf together and get fuckin buzzed and wild out there. Waves are excellent everywhere, you are so fucking lucky.
Would imagine those guys burned out quick and faded after 90s from drugs. Drugs are bad MKay.
If u ever make it to Texas try Fredericksburg.
Jose Lewis
our immigration policy is "stop the boats, fuck the people smugglers, but if they come here on a plane it's all hunky dory mate"
the reason i am so pissed off with our right wing is that they keep pretending to be tough on immigration, when all they're really doing is being tough on boat people and neglecting the faggots who are rorting the immigration and welfare system.
one of the reasons Uber and ridesharing shit is being so bitterly fought against by our taxi companies is because all the taxis were bought by indian and paki shits who use them as "people laundering". they bring nameless rank and file pooinloos over (sometimes claiming they're relatives to grease the immigration wheels), give them a job in the taxi firm for absolutely shit money (illegally underpaying in many cases), then treat them like slaves until the poor little pooinloo can finally apply for resident status.
Uber threatens their nifty little human trafficking business, so they're going absolutely apeshit to try and stop it.
Connor Nelson
I already made my big bank today. now just lurking for memes
Leo Stewart
im a cfo
quiet day today and always ready to get in some cheeky shitposts while working
Jack Davis
I'm a pathetic 19 year old NEET with no future no desire to go to university REEEE
Nathan Watson
AUSTRALIA KEKED BY AMERICANS HAHAHAHA
Gabriel Morgan
t. Muhammed
Robert Price
Noice
Robert Nelson
same bro! what state you live in?
Jose Kelly
It's struth, you fucking idiot. Why do wogs suck so much at being Australian? Fuck you. Struth means God's truth and you're a fucking dipshit. I hoe you and your wog family get deported. Stop ruining our country, faggot.
Adrian Allen
A lot of countries will help us we have to many good resources for them to let the chinks take over if they don't care about us fine but the U.S. sure as hell care about our resources and our strategic location where they have military bases.
Ryan Harris
We don't want your resources, we want your company. Aussies are the most interesting and happiest people on the face of the Earth and we love them for it.
Ian Myers
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Jaxon Reyes
Queensland
Lincoln Diaz
t. Shart n' Mart n' Tyrone.
kek, you're alright America, you're alright....
Jacob James
>in melbourne
sounds about right
Sebastian Taylor
not that I'm saying Australia is a paradise, but it has at least become better than the UK, and probably Canada too
John Walker
Makes sense, Americans were terrible soldiers. That's why American generals only wanted ANZACs.
Christopher Evans
At least you're not New Zealand
Justin Ramirez
Keep telling yourself that, while your women were being ENRICHED by black and white AMERICAN soldiers alike
Eli Myers
America is a 60% white country and nearly 50% of all Americans reported to have a cuckold fetish. Thank you for backing up these statistics.
American soldiers are either blacks on an extended welfare programme, or Mexican manlets who can barely carry a gun
The American military is big, but it's full of incompetents and degenerates. Just look at what they do in Okinawa and other overseas bases
Christian Murphy
>Jap propaganda kys traitor
Cameron Bailey
Yeah? Now they are
Nathaniel Perry
You tell him son. Fuck wogs, coons and whatever else isn't white. I'm sloshed gonna have a snooze cunt. Peace.
Henry Rogers
Yeah, being world police is a thankless job.
Robert Bennett
Aww, cheers cunt
Levi Nguyen
Well at-least you're not a leaf.
Liam Russell
We good brah
Bentley Lewis
Are there photos of him where he isn't wearing brown people clothes or in a gay pride parade?
Camden Parker
>What does Australia have to do to be taken seriously? Why would it want to be. Being resource rich, largely ignored, legal gambling, legal prostitution, den of fun sounds like a pretty fucking sweet deal.
Jacob Scott
You know the abos are dead right? There's more indians in America.
Oliver Foster
desu senpai i think you might be a kiwi posting from aus, terrible post
Adrian Gray
>>no one will ever take us seriously as a country HA Still have a British flag on your flag.
Justin Gray
Drink more beer you fucking poofter
Bentley Nelson
Too bad I hear that their ISP's are fucking terrible.
Colton Gray
>live in AU >go to film goats >an emu takes me by surprise and cums all over my backpack typical day down under
Elijah Nelson
Who cares what anyone thinks. Both our countries are GOAT.