Oh for fuck's sake, I knew it would be three claw marks

oh for fuck's sake, I knew it would be three claw marks

attn cgi department: reflections don't work that way

inb4 those flying bastards eating them up

we'll see about that

we'll probably see about that too

OP are you liveposting your reactions to Jurassic Park III?

3d printing without any support structures. don't think so Tim

ALAN

oh look, another lucky bag

pretty much

"no force on Earth" is apparently a cheque

rofl, totally not a bad guy(TM)

raptors are fucking based

stfu

Fuck sake, it's bad enough that reddit has invaded this board, now tumblr is invading too.

pls die already

oh we saw about it

the forgot to render a butthole for this reptile

actually thought this movie was ok, they just failed on the dinosaurs

well there's a splendid idea

Please stop posting cunt.

One reason I hated this movie even as a kid was because of the lighting. It reminded me of a tv movie.

pls die

I rewatched this movie recently on a pretty harrowing LSD trip. I t was so much more terrible than I remember
>This is T-Rex pee?
>Yup
>How'd you get it?
>You don't wanna know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

the lightning is very naturalistic. there's less overuse of those softboxes compared to the part II

yeah wtf did happen to this boat. They weren't in the pterodactyl pen, and I don't know if the spinosaurus goes into salt water...they werent even that close to shore...

>BRUCE, ITS ME-BARBARA!

flash photography thru dirty glass, all you get is flare and glare

They were killed by the most horrible monster of them all...
...
SHITTY WRITING!

fucking die already

oh, it's deus ex smoke grenade

JUST wait. Holy shit. Her and that kid

do you get your definition of "deus ex ____" from cinemasins? are characters not allowed to have things work out in their favor without it being a "deus ex thing?" i don't even like this movie but give me something to work with.

...

it might as well have been the hand of the writer who wrote themself to an impossible situation with an eraser instead of gas grenades

this, I didn't see coming

no, just no

He looks like ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT here

Such a shit movie. Is this your first time seeing it

of course the lifeline is thrown away in the first bump

i've seen but must've been over decade ago

Gotcha. Well I'm enjoying the thread 2bhonest

who woulda thought that a cage in a sinking ship is the best place to seek shelter. this is where ISIS must've taken inspiration for that pool video

Bro are you at least drunk for this?

I live this movie
I don't care what anyone says.

>the JP1 raptors that Grant had seen had no plumes
>he has a nightmare about JP3's plumed raptors before he saw them

What did they mean by this?

deus ex 3d printer

nope

the raptors also lay a lot of eggs, so why would they care about just a pair of them?

>Deus Ex Machina

>this thing established earlier in the movie is a deus ex machina
stop that immediately it makes you look like an imbecile

sequel where these bad boys harass people in new York when?

Just because something is predictable doesn't mean it's bad.

Wow this thread is the best thing Sup Forums has had in a long fucking while

you retarted or something?