TRUMP GENERAL: BEST FRIENDS EDITION

>PENCE RALLY LIVE:
youtube.com/watch?v=lMh8zGHGB1U

LATEST
>Pence on State of the Union 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=k4gz_j6fcr4
>Conway on Fox Sunday
youtube.com/watch?v=nhetpsjOapU
>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
youtu.be/6-48dGesVDM
>Trump on On the Record 8/26/16
youtu.be/KxJaOT6jIUk

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EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
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EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw
>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/oj4K9fr_WgY
>Farage backstage 8/24/16
youtu.be/9aXOS8xQUic
>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
youtu.be/fM5elUh0Q7U
>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
youtu.be/8jLyRtlXhRo
>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
youtu.be/64zgSMlcFHs
>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
youtu.be/cwQzdX-XXjc

INTERVIEWS
>Pence with Jake Tapper 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=1XUscv0BW30
>Conway on Fox Sunday 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=nhetpsjOapU
>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
youtu.be/HcLTFsDoStM
>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
cpnshows.com/shows/strangreport

ENTERTAINMENT
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtube.com/watch?v=13A6LjDZccw
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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awoo posters are faggots

memes

Trump will make anime real

71 DAYS UNTIL TRUMP IS ELECTED

More happy Trump when?

>implying I'm a faggot
Yeah, sure user

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I really hope Trump just talks past her in the debates, it would be incredible frame control.

>"Folks, Hillary here doesn't even know what day of the week it is, I'm not running against her, I'm running against the people behind her which is the corrupt establishment. I actually like Hillary, but she's just saying the words put in her mouth by other people -- people who don't want you to succeed and to keep their scam going. Well I'm not going to have that.

It would completely fucking nullify her.

Can a skilled user MAGA this up for us?

TRUE

>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

Has anyone tried using the_donald?

I thought it would be different from Reddit but it's just pure cancer

Since MisterMetokur came out of retirement today I might as well do the same tomorrow.

That cat is missing the dick

Shitty old edit i found in my folder

that's real fuckin neato

What's that from? It's beautiful. Better than that Space Marine movie they made.

\DOL\ DDFO!!!!!@!@

I'd give it the dick if you know what I mean.

>I thought it would be different from Reddit
Why?
What would lead you to think that?
It's pretty much just autistic rehashes and over-usage of tired memes from here

>My Little Pency has 1/1000th of the views Trump gets
medium lel

Pepe has gone full 4th Reich
Praise

>

OH LAWD

>Why?
>What would lead you to think that?

They're not liberal cucks like the rest of reddit. There are some small good subreddits and I thought The_Donald would be the same

Whoops.

She'll be getting it soon enough, boyo.

This train doesn't take immigrants, it sends them back! But if you want back in, you buy your ticket or sit in the undercarriage

>Sources

just because one pile of shit smells a bit nicer than all the others doesn't mean you should eat it

"sources"

EXTRA CRISPY

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Sources: the air, his ass.

You have no idea how annoyed I am that they've run my memes into the ground.

That's why I'm dropping the Centipede intro from Volume 29. Blame them.

>sources are Tantaros and Gretchen

Need a Black Templars version of that

is obongo really going to give away the internet?

how does that even work?

are we gonna be in trouble

>She

What's this I hear about Trump changing his mind on the wall?

Guys I just realized that everyone, literally EVERYONE, knows about Trump's VP: Governor Mike Pence.

But nobody knows shit about Hillary's VP. I forgot his name and had to look it up just now. Kaine. And I forget his last name. Or is that his last name? Whatever.

The point is Pence is on the front page, doing solo rally's (and drawing more of an audience than Hillary herself), constantly doing interviews on major news networks (fox, msnbc, etc), and is all around well known and pretty respectable. Meanwhile nobody knows jackshit about this Kaine loser. And if they do know him they just don't like him.

He's giving it over to the U.N.

We're fucked basically

You're not the only one. I'm pretty well-versed in current events and I sometimes forget who he is.

now everyone understands why I said that the VP is pointless

He has a weird face and sucks at Spainsh.

I have this mixed bitch on my Facebook constantly posting shit like this

I want to hookup with her but also piss her off.

What should I say?

Kaine is a worse globalist than Johnson's VP.

Its more of a barrier now, scaling high into the stratosphere and piercing the molten core of the earth with solid Americium steel.

I just wanted a wall

Kaine is a cuck and a creep fucker

dumb ass

WE MUST GO TO WAR AGAIN

I thought he was giving up the US "monopoly", basically leaving it up to the UN.

It seemed mostly like speculation from WSJ, but what the fuck do I know. We have until Sep. 30th.

Nothing.

Don't engage with liberals on twitter

talk to her irl while wearing a MAGA hat

Americium is radioactive

just fuck her then say : Trump 2016 now get the fuck outta my house

Reminder that Islam is a religion of peace:

liveleak.com/view?i=708_1470922102

"Can I eat you ass?"

How about you sit your fat ass down on my dick?
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

fuck yea motherfucker keep those spics out

They know all about Kaine, and they love him. See video. Also, this video is a glimpse of what morning TV would like if rato was the nominee. They'd be wrecking him for losing 24 billion on the shutdown.

youtube.com/watch?v=BgSIhWP5zHE

Bastards

You better include the WOW guy

Where were you when Donald Trump Jr tweeted everyone's favorite white nationalist and intellectual leader of the alt right, writer of Culture of Critique and editor of the Occidental Observe, Kevin MacDonald?

Here he is giving the greatest speech about Trump I have ever heard
youtube.com/watch?v=4FdENG3bAKc

It's also a synthetic element that takes immense energy to produce

>That's why I'm dropping the Centipede intro from Volume 29. Blame them.
even though i think it's pretty gay that they refer to themselves as 'centipedes', i really love the intro and i think it would be a shame if you got rid of it. what music are you going with now?

>Americium
I was pronouncing it as "A-mer-cy-um" (amercyum) in my head. Sounds pretty Sup Forums tbqh.

Who's that guy in front of Butter Cow?

I live in America and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the General Election, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.

I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall our country has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even know how to use the internet.

I swear to you on my life that you don't have to worry about a damn thing in this coming election.

Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.

America will be GREAT AGAIN!

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WE'RE SO HIGH ENERGY WE CAN BUILD TWO WALLS OF AMERICIUM

So some libcuck at the Huffington Post linked to Paul Watson's video questioning Hillary's health and the leftist censorship faggots went into full 1984 mode and deleted his posting privileges and his articles without warning and he is now acting surprised and outraged just showing you that they don't pay very close attention to their own tactics very much.
Everyone is trying to cheer him on in his fight against censorship but where was he when they were threatening to take down conservative websites? Writing for the left
He only now cares about free speech because it affected him. So I say fuck him.

>Leader of the alt-right

Dropped.

I'm off for tonight, someone else make the next thread.

Hello, Little Marco. I didn't know you were chasing after the muzzie vote for re-election.

I fucking hate it too.

Trump has been a lion from the beginning not a fuckign insect

That place is fucking cancer

Ah shit. I didn't realize Pence was on. It's late at night.

I just want you to know I have a gadsen flag with a centipede as my cell wallpaper and have so for about 4 months now.
all because of you.

Now we're podracing

It's pronounced Am-er-iss-ium

Are reporters just gossip mongers now?

I just woke up, bros.

Any shit happen today? Polls looking better?

link?

Nigel made him happy

>tfw the majority of nu-Sup Forums doesn't even know who Kevin Macdonald is

Why is Joe Cuckborough pushing this #AmnestyDon meme? Why is he retweeting a shitty account he created?

What a fag.

Does he have botox?

I hope that guy is related to her

Live stream in the OP. First link.

That was such an amazing moment

>weiner sexting leaked
>distracts from shillarys health
>feel bad for huma and ignore her muslim ties
Have I gone a bit heavy on the alfoil headgear?

If you don't stand for this country you're free to leave

youtube.com/watch?v=VPMNpl1OPro

This is the shit I watch at 5 am

I know who he is, but stop using "alt-right".

>Have I gone a bit heavy on the alfoil headgear?

No.

everybody realize Kaine was in charge of the DNC until he stepped down and recommended Debbie watzerman (((Schultz))0 as his replacement, the same cunt who fucked bernie over in this election.

now Kaine is VP pick, and DWS is top campaign official.

sure is (((convenient))))

Please tell one of them punched his fucking teeth in

This idea that not standing up for the anthem/burning flags should be accepted because it's an "expression of speech" is fucking stupid. An symbol of your nation is not a symbol of policy. The anthem doesn't represent the government or the police or whatever, it represents the people of the United States. To not respect a national symbol is to disrespect the people in your nation and to basically tell them you don't care about them; they're not important to you. There's a million ways to protest a policy that don't involve putting yourself above your countrymen in this way. People like this shouldn't be tolerated anywhere.

>>feel bad for huma

She probably make Weiner do it just for content to distract from Hillary.

still more than a hillary rally

The Songstress

Did he just smell her hair?
Sneaky gook pedo