HAPPENING: NUCLEAR DETONATION IN TAIWAN STRAIT

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A NUCLEAR MISSILE HAS BEEN 'ACCIDENTALLY' FIRED AT A CHINESE SHIP, VAPORIZING THE CREW

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Nice memes.

Read the article dummy

>The incident took place on 1st July

Not happening.

>CLICK HERE TO ANSWER A QUICK QUESTION TO ACCESS THIS ARTICLE

Fake and gay

>1 dead

Fuck defending Taiwan. What have they ever done for us?

happened to one dude

This is now a smug pickle thread

>nuclear attack
>vaprizes crew
>1 dead
NOT TOO LEGIT SOUNDING

Just a tactical nuke?

The chinks using tomahawk-style missiles with tactical nukes in a navy exercise is still breddy spooky, though.

Whoopsie

Who in the absolute fuck would waste a tactical nuke on a fucking boat?

3 men on the boat struck by a nuclear missile were merely injured wtf superhumans were these

That is fucking awesome.

That's a smug pickle

It was a training exercise.

There's apparently a launch prevention mechanism that's supposed to be in place during such exercises but wasn't used in this situation.

But obviously the warhead was not armed.

Nukes have very complex detonation systems. They will never go off other than on purpose.

This is 100% bullshit.

If a nuclear detonation occurred I would know, it's what I'm paid to do.

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>The Taiwanese navy has accident blown a fishing vessel out of the water with a nuclear missile. The horrifying training accident has been blamed on poor discipline and a failure to follow protocol. A fishing captain died in the incident.

>Petty Officer Second Class Kao Chia-chun, 33, was detained following the incident, after it was revealed that he was the one who armed four missiles and then erroneously fired two of them.

>One of the projectiles was disabled by the ship’s simulation device - used to prevent missile launches during military exercises - while the other shot towards the Taiwan Strait and struck the fishing boat some 40 nautical miles out, near Taiwan’s outlying Penghu Islands, killing the skipper and injuring three of his crew.

>Taiwan
>nuclear
Kys

bullshit... China actually fired a nuke?

Mah baby.

youtu.be/pLvsmho1lGA

>Hsiung Feng III is a state of the art nuclear weapons capable long range supersonic missile
>nuclear weapons capable
>capable
>lol lets put NUCLEAR MISSILE in all caps in the headline :^^^^^^^^^^^)

Was the media always this dishonest?

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maybe it was an ultra tiny micronuke and it did actually go off?

Could have been the dreaded neutron bomb. The less messy one.

No kill like overkill.

If only. Not giving them a click.

Taiwan does not have nuclear weapons. If it did, it would've already been invaded by China

>The incident took place on 1st July

where the FUCK did Taiwan get a nuclear missile?

it created a new timeline

anything happen around July 1st that distracted people for a while?

>The Mirror
Please, people from around the world, listen to my plea: I beg you, stop linking to The Mirror.

It wasn't me for once

Fake and gay

US was briefly at def con 3 around that time frame.

FUCK MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT, TALK ABOUT FUCKING OVERKILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=bW8n8u62xUo

A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION?
WITH THAT SMALL AN EXPLOSION?
WITHOUT KILLING THE ENTIRE CREW?
FIRED FROM THAT BIG A MISSILE?
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY TO A CHINESE FISHING BOAT?

the mushroom cloud from a micronuke would have only been about 4 feet high, if my estimates are correct

One fucking dude chilling and fishing gets fucking nuked

>when you nuke a fishing boat and they can't figure out how to deactivate the atoms

May I see it?

Dam you. I heard it in that voice and tempo

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it contains secret proprietary math formulas, so no

Nuclear-capable, not nuclear. Misleading title is misleading.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hsiung_Feng_III

STANDING

ITS FUCKING REAL

>when you tryna deactivate the atoms but activate ur almonds instead

damn it chalmers

I was in this thread and still don't understand why everyone called this guy a moron.

Is it really so implausible that governments have a technology that can destroy all the nuclear material in a bomb simply by waving the device over it?
It will probably become public knowledge in 10 years.

how do they wave their magic device over A LAUNCHED MISSILE?

nukes weak as dooks.

Where did he say that the missiles were launched?

We already developed it fampai

>July 1st.
If there had been a nuclear detonation of any size it would have been the number one story worldwide.
Not happening.

>Taiwanese navy accidentally fires NUCLEAR MISSILE at fishing vessel

Also

>taiwan
>nuclear missile

>nuclear-capable
>Taiwan is not a nuclear weapons state
>missile didn't detonate
>it was a Taiwanese fishing boat

That said, a sea-skimming missile at Mach 3 has enough kinetic energy to blow a truck-sized hole through a Nimitz aircraft carrier. The center of that fishing boat was probably vaporized.

>accidentally firing a nuclear missil
who gave Taiwan nukes?

i think the context of the thread was about a launched missile, he refers to it in his first sentence.

>Nuked a fishing boat

it was kept hush hush by the media

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>that can destroy all the nuclear material in a bomb simply by waving the device over it?

No. I mean, a heavy neutron beam would fuck with the fissile core enough to make it impossible to form a chain reaction, but those are very hard to focus at even a 1 foot distance, generally require a nuclear explosion of their own to produce enough of them, and have the side effect of turning everything the beam splashes on radioactive.

The warhead wasn't armed, so the missile just wrecked the ship, the Taiwanese didn't just glass the fishing boat.

It was actually reported about on July 1st, but they made no mention that the Hsiung Feng III is a nuclear missile.
nytimes.com/2016/07/02/world/asia/taiwan-china-missile.html?_r=0

China owns taiwan

>Go fishing
>Get nuked

Hahahaha Jesus fuck

No.

Yes.

Why did he add this? For CWC?

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OH HOLY SHIIIIIIII

is there any chance tawain is going to get wrecked

Taiwan is China

taiwan number 1

not in a million years

The hottest new meme to hit the web.

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Looks like his salmon... got smoked

TIL There's actually a chance you'll get nuked for fishing in Taiwan.

Wanting to interfere with a nuclear reaction, is like wanting to do surgery with a two-handed sword.

I think they noticed the Express doing pic related and racking up clicks without getting in trouble

One man tried to deactivate the atoms but couldn't, so he stalled them so his crew could escape.

He sacrificed his life.

F

my favourite one

Can I see it?

>Was the media always this dishonest?
Because to jews, war is good for business. Being in control of most media, it's in their interest to publish this sort of yellow journalism whenever possible.

Taiwanese master race confirmed. Truly, the strongest race.

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I like the pickle and all, and it definitely is smug, it just needs something. Something I think of when I see the shape of a pickle.

Maybe if it were black.

In the hall of the Trumpkin kings

youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

*Accidentally

>le taiwan is china meme
>le cpc owns taiwan meme
>forgets the KMT still exists.
Hey chang. You're up early shilling for the Chinese again huh?

>Be Chinese fisherman
>fishing
>get nuked

Moon man sunglasses

>nuclear missile
>fishing ship
>wtf
>google search ship name
>corvette
brit press at its finest I see

>chinese fishing boat

youre having aurora borealis in your living room?

that pic really pickled my cucumber