Really, unironically makes you think

Really, unironically makes you think

Fuck

what's her name, Sup Forums

Ashley

it unironically made me pause and rewind to hear what he said to think about it

...

You are pathetic

im not even him but gas yourself closet fag

joyce

Best ep this season and you all fucking know it

Pickle Rick was pretty funny just saying
not even edgelording

>rick killed this guy because "our bad parts are important too"

Well, this was Rick with his unhealthy parts mixed in. This means he'd feel a need for an unhealthy Morty to constantly tag along with him.

It was a funny twist to the "evil clone" trope and you really had to think about yourself after the episode ended. Not only because of OP picture but because of the toxic counterpart - what would you remove? It was a good episode at its core.

>rick killed this guy
he subconsciously lead them to where he was

Yeah, he also accepted it by saying "do what you gotta do"

song from here is still in my head daily

I was like this, i got a GF Now and she just told me that she loves me. We will all gonna make it lads

break it down for me brehs, i wanna feel.

not much to brag about

Hannah


I get triggered by every Hannah I met now

>actually having a girl that lusts over you in the first place
Fucking normies in disguise, the lot of you.

it hurts more than being a wizard sometimes breh

this. like more than a dozen times.
>Im not sick anymore

fuck. kinda heavy. made me realize I may be sick and what I think are deep feelings are just my projections and I need to just cut that cunt out of my life.

you don't know YOU DON'T KNOW

I can't imagine it, unless she is sick in the head.

whats wizard mode like?

Having a girlfriend is the best most uplifting experience you can have. Just imagine waking up with someone that cares about you in your arms

Because he thought Jessica finally cared about him, which she didn't.

>women caring about men
lol, good one

From which perspective am I supposed to be relating to this?

You can shape the reality with your spells.

Also it's different for various people. I am a wizard because I gave up on people. I don't trust them and I don't feel like anyone can fulfill me. I don't need a supportive person, I need someone that can make my life more interesting but in a good way. I can't stand status quo and most people don't improve and are fucking boring.

If a woman cares about anyone, it's only because she cares about herself.

This. Women care about what you can do for them/what they can use you for, nothing more. That is all.

wizard in training here, it is hell. a few years away from true wizard status, and i can't tell you how much i want to die every day.

Morty said the line if that is what you are asking about

Spot the /r9k/weenies

let's see
Emma
Ellie
Nina
the big 3

Oh sweet summer child. Get married, then talk to me.

I saw one episode in S1. Is the show even a comedy anymore or just an extended Simpsons/Futurama forced feels scene?

is this another family lesson episode I'm getting tired of shit shit.

Even Pickle Rick barely managed to fend that off.

She's a lot happier now, sometimes we laugh at you between fucks.

Shit, Rick and Morty is some Jon Brion-tier whining now.

It has its moments but it's mostly shit on a stick with a side of more shit.

No one.

not our fault you married a self absorbed psychotic bitch m8

Kelsey

your mom

it's funny cause there's girls like this, to me (i.e. they're the ones who love me on unnatural levels), but I don't really care about loving them back (not like they've actually dated me...it's a really strange type of friendzone)

All women are self-absorbed psychotic bitches. They just hide it until they have you by the balls.

That's no way to talk about your mother.

Surprise surprise, this >introspection episode was once again written by wahmen.

Getting real tired of Dan Harmon's bullshit.

it will eventually end

>feel bad about girls
>time passes
>no longer feel bad about girls
>now feel terrible, crushing pressure of time passing, day after wasted day slipping by as you watch your world shrinking, your few possibilities decaying, the walls seemingly closing in on you as you grow further and further from any chance at a normal life, few remaining loved ones inevitably growing sicker and older, their bodies and minds pleading out for the time you have in such abundance but freely and wantonly waste
>want to go back to feeling bad about girls

Just wait. The powers you gain are worth it. I'm about to turn wizard level 2. Its like being a pure god. Untouched by dirty whore hands. You will shine forever like a star in the sky if you succeed! Do not give up brother.

Sara

Pic related, it's you in 8 months.

This episode was written by a man, though.

>tfw no Voltron drones

Fat chicks are the worst

I know that feel pretty hard. Never do the oneitis dance, because it always leads to this realization. Providing male companionship in what amounts to a lower investment for the girl is too great a high for many of them to pass up. It can damage your view on romantic relationships pretty hard. Not as bad as being cheated on, but pretty bad. What I previously described can be recovered from, but a cheat from a relationship that had a significant time investment is irreversible shit.

No he's right, you're a cuck.

>all ___ are the same
really made me think

>been in love with the same girl for more than a decade
>vicious cycle of she gets out of a relationship, uses me as a band aid as the only guy who really cares
>gets my hopes up, I visit and spend a few days with her
>month or 2 later
>user Ive met someone, Im sorry
>this has happened six times by now
>calls me all the time to use me as an emotional tampon
>has a guy staying with her right now, but wont come visit me
>cant talk to anyone about it because they all know the score and I know they are right but Im so fucking weak I cant just cut this girl who to her own admission cant stop herself from using me
>Block the number
>less than a week later unblock it
>get drunken screaming calls at 3 am telling me what a piece of shit I am for not answering my phone
>laughs about how fucked up she got and how she fucked some guy in front of people at a party

I just need to get over this sickness. Ive been with prettier. nicer. but this one is the one thats only ever made me feel understood.
help.... let me hear what I need to hear bruh's.
it really is a sickness. just like my drinking.

Naomi

I literally feel sick every time I hear that name now. I talked to her a few months back and I felt like vomiting the entire time.

Lauren. The Michelle

Both turned into insufferable wannabe hipster pot smoking trash and gained weight, nothing of value was lost.

At least I banged them when they were still in their prime, one when she was still a innocent loli huehhebuebhu

>laughs about how fucked up she got and how she fucked some guy in front of people at a party
>being in love with a literal whore
dude...

>they're not even fat (one's kinda chubby)
>one is a solid 7-8 but is also an unashamed "sugar baby" (escort for rich older men)

I must have been less autistic in high school cause this shit perplexes me till today

Women are wired to be like everyone else you dumb fuck, they are like that because they don't or can't exist as individuals with distinct characteristics. They aren't deep characters and never will be.
>inb4 r9k

It's ironic because I have a lot more experience than you with women and it's pretty obvious to me what they are.

you gotta quit cold turkey

there is no weaning off this girl

move away if you have to

you can't keep her in your life and be healthy, there's no way

>brags about girl that talks to him
>has anime saved on computer to post as pic

Something isnt' right here

High school will get better, fellas.

There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about my oneitis.

Broke my heart over 3 years ago and I still think of her daily. I cut her out of my life but holy shit it's like a permanent feeling of shittiness that I never recovered from.

Not only that but women I used to think were cute no seem shitty and boring. she ruined everything...

maybe the problem is with you then mate, maybe you're just too easy to take advantage of. Every serious relationship I've been in the girl would've done anything for me. Sounds to me like you've never been in a mutual loving relationship, and I'm sorry to hear that.

>brags
he is clearly miserable and pathetic

This. Toxic relationships aren't something you can just fix and this girl keeps using you and REELING YOU IN.
sorry for offtopic but this personally frustrates m

Don't remind me

[SPOILER]a mega of EP 6 that isn't inside some shady ass .rar[/spoiler]

>phone goes off
>new text
>rush over to the phone
>it isnt her, its just spam

feel like shit just want her back

That's life. I'm learning to live with my oneitis and using is to fuel my life.

I've already formed a 10 year plan with VERY strict financial objectives. My goal (if I can reach it in 10 years) is to get a woman similar to her, and have her look identical to my oneitis (hair, eyes, identical tattoos, and any necessary plastic surgery and above all, name change)

Get on my level

why do people like this exist
terrifying

>Ashley
Hey me too, but that's mostly because she had a mad crush for me and I was like "naw nigga I'm in a relationship" then I find out 2 months later gf cheated on me and Ashley is now with another dude and I haven't gotten laid in 6 years now

Biggest regret of my life because she was super hot

I am kind of a wizard too but not a true wizard still feel pretty much the same way. I just want to die soon.

>not just spending weekend nights trolling omegle for lolis to spread their assholes for you

Worked for me, 15 year old Asian girls with emotional problems are hot as fuck

its a lot easier than you think. like the heat being turned up on a frog in a pot of water.
Im on it. but man recurring dreams of her 3 nights of the week since I was 20 (33 now)
I dont watch anime bruh
you think youre frustrated?

I dont know. I recognize it as a sickness. but its just I romanticize the situation so much. I need to go cold turkey I guess. if it hasnt changed by now it never will.

>the real tragedy is Ive thrown away things with some really good looking girls who just kept waiting for me to get my shit together, girls that treated me right
god that rick and morty line got to me.

is yamero actually mean something or is it a "bazinga/botswana" meme?

it means stop.

thats an old woman name

yeah ok fuck you sheldon. whatever sorry I asked

Chelsea. 616. Took me 10 years to finally get over her. I don't even want to love another person again after all that. Including friends and family. Really fucked me up.

>girl comes over last week
>gets into bed with me
>try to make a move
>she says no she's on her period
>stop
>2 days later she accuses me of attempted rape

I blocked her and am pretending nothing is happening....it's going to be ok right guys?

>Took me 10 years to finally get over her.
You're an embarrassment.

Lmfao

Hope you'll be ok user

at this point its a fucking right of passage. you cant really swim in the social waters without catching one of those nowadays.
girls have the ammo to just decide the next day that guy was an asshole and I regret what happened, what a victim I am now, you know what? he tried to rape me. Im sure of it.

I am

I was not prepared for these feels when I entered this thread

I've got that too. In fact theyre the only people I've ever dated (except 1 which only lasted 3 days) since I didn't need to work for it. I still dont know how to improve myself to become datable, or even sociable

>salty over some slag with tats

Jesus. I'm so glad to have been in the cut off before the rape-accusation generation. All the millenial guys now that have to worry about going to prison after every lay have it so bad.

the thing is I feel a lot of this episode of Morty is very relatable to me, but I am still not sure on what exactly the messages the episode was supposed to send

Here's a protip:
Save her number under the name "SHE WILL NEVER FUCK ME"

It'll help you with not picking up or dialing