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Horgohn edition

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>You don't want to know the details

>Horgohn
>ywn stumble upon vacationing Riker who's seeking Jamaharon

why even live

"Let He Who is Without Sin" could have been improved if, after Bashir broke up with Leeta, he had chased after some attractive male who had dropped their horgha'hn.

His face in this photo just screams
>can you believe I fucked this thing, lol

You just know

You ever see a Spoonhead die Molly? No? I'm telling you, there's nothing so beautiful as watching their smug reptile faces realize that you alone have decided their future. And the sounds, Molly, the death rattle. The feeling that you've made the Quadrant a better place by removing another Cardie fuck. Let's go the holosuite, it's not as good as the real thing but it will be good practice for when you grow up.

During which hours are Trekthreads not plagued by this twee faggot thing?

Still pissed off that they deleted this cut.
We deserved pissed off, Setlik III Miles.

Are you talking about fat Riker?
I'm not him, but I'm always PM hours for the states. I've got three boards up, a bunch of other forums, and I always type just like this.
If you are talking about the man-as-woman guy who goes to the conventions, I think he posts from the west coast so probably late PM/early AM USA Hours

>watching the TNG blooper reels
>that one time when Jonathan Frakes tripped coming out of the turbolift
>when he rolled down the ramp from the horseshoe to the command center
>when he came to a stop on his back by ops
>when he tried to get up and there was a ripping sound from his pants
>when he couldn't get up and asked Brent Spiner for help
>when Michael Dorn ad-libbed "Even an android can't lift an object that heavy."
>when they all started laughing except Jonathan Frakes
>when Marina Sirtis said "I sense shame... embarrassment... humiliation..."
>and they all started laughing even harder
Good times.

>phasers from 1966 to 2005
>long, powerful destructive beams that go PSSSSHHHEEEWWWWW or BZZZZZZZHHHHHHHH
>phasers from 2009 to now
>little machine gun-like dots that go pewpewpewpewpewpew, pretty much indistinguishable from torpedoes
Thanks JJ

Data, shut the fuck up and give me your daughter already.

>blooper reels
Which reels are these? I've never seen any of those unless CBS is tearing down even longer versions on YT.

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I want to eat gagh off his beard

Buy the fucking Blu-rays already.

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Not quite pewpewpew but the phasers in the TOS seemed to be both the long beams and the machine gun-like

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Riker and gagh at Ten Forward
Riker when his belt snapped

This thread is off to an amazing start.

I doth inquire to the nature of thy nether regions.

>its a picard mud wrestles with his brother episode

>it's a comfy Data episode

Scrotum, where the testes dropped

>Scrotum, where the testes dropped
Watch it, teste!

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

true data episodes are always extra comfy

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True that

Captain, just let the fucking Bajorans die.

Ah major, just thought I'd wake you to inform you that I had sex with your mom

Okay bye

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I can't stand this episode. One of the few I always skip on rewatches.

Reminder Dukat did nothing wrong except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off because someone in the Obsidian Order went over his head and impanted an overriding command. He couldn't have known that. And when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised. Also Kira's mom. He fucked her.

Ducat did nothing wrong. Well, maybe a few things, but only out of love.

holy shit the absolute madman

Data had a hard life

Context?

>You will never be FRAKED

Riker's a pimp.

Did Picards brother speak with the French accent? I remember him playing Germans in other stuff.

It's a shoop. See

no he spoke with a british accent

>you will never live to see the day the French have been eradicated from the earth
Why even live?

Phantasms was so good

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

>riker, on risa

Are we all just going to forget that it's canon that some species of xenon gas energy has successfully pulled the wool over everyone's eyes and that Data is implicit to a lie regarding the existence of said race???

Riker when his weight rose
His uniform ill-fitting

AT GOLDEN CORAL

>riker, when the seconds came
>riker, when the enterprise tilts

Nagillum was a great TOS style cosmic entity

>enterprise-d for ants

ALL HANDS TO EMERGENCY ESCAPE PODS

Casualty reports are coming in from all over the ship!

Glad you punctuated this bad pasta while you were at it

Goodnight /trek/

Good morning /trek/.

Picard was the one implicit if anything

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Good afternoon /trek/

Good evening /trek/

>that scene where Sisko openly mocks his son for not liking the cardassian food replicators

Always thought it was weird hearing avery use a squeeky kid's voice

goodnight susan

I really like how they destroyed the original enterprise model for that scene and then had two more seasons where they just had to keep recycling sequences from other episodes.

>Riker, his rib broken

youtu.be/mZJsla2TG6E?t=13s

Which series has the best bridge? My vote goes to TNG's Enterprise-D.

What is the comfiest episode of TNG and why is it Cause & Effect?

that's not the Enterprise-D
the D goes from bottom to top
(just like my D wink hint nudge)

I miss the rush of the 2316 empirial election

>no raised walkway behind the captain's chair

what the fuck is this shit

also those con chairs look like they're designed to ruin people's spines.

Oh you're right. I'm going to beat up google for tricking me.

I quite liked it desu, their father-son relationship was pretty based

This one

SHUT UP WESLEY

alternate timeline Enterprise-D

Can you imagine all the feces on Riker's dick from that planet? He brought back enough feces to trigger the biometric sensors in the transporter.

I'd be more concerned about Crusherposter (me) because I don't have a set sleep schedule. It slides around so I'll go from a 7am-10pm day to a 9-12 to an 11-2, etc. etc. so you never know when I'll be on.

Yeah but it's still not quite Star Wars tier where lasers are flying around every which way for 5 minutes straight.

>worf is so useless he gets replaced by a giant window.

I think something's wrong with the turbolift again

>You will never be Vedek Bareil pumping that sweet faithful Bajoran pussy every night
Really don't like this feel.

god damn, young Kira w/ Tom Berringer

The 70s were a decadent decade but they sometimes had some really cool attire.

ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP

>thousand cocks stare

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I said, get in.

Be honest. Was it a mistake killing him off? Odo and Kira's relationship was terrible.

>riker, his ribs prime*

>Was it a mistake killing him off?
No, I think that was intended.
I think they just picked the wrong guy, and ten years too early.

Did Miles leave souvenirs, like playing cards or little pots of gold, on the bodies of the Spoonies he killed?

A single dart over their hearts. He also has a collection of dessert spoons under his bed for each Cardie he killed. He shows them off when he's entertaining guests.

>decadent decade

he phasers a tooth out.

jesus, watching this scene where Sisko is wooing jennifer on the beach is strange.

it's like he's stalking her almost, all up in her face. i bet avery was feelin da vibes

>After every mission, Maxwell would give me one of these for each confirmed kill
>Think about it, 57 spoons! You know what that means?

Drinks a pint of beer and smashes the glass on the floor beside the body.

pretty sure that's from that VR tour of the Enterprise
it's supposed to be the D but it's not perfect and has a bunch of shit that probably isn't canon