/brit/ - The Daughter's Fanny Batter Edition

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>tfw no gf

do women know theyre inferior lads?

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reckon they're lasses, not lads

tfw no bf

really was a weird scene that

yeah

Got visible abs and I ran 6k this morning but ive just ordered two large pizzas what am i like lads haha

Sure was chilly yesterday lads

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bored without the gf lads

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gf wants to try anal

what are your pronouns

should i start being active within the lgbt community in order to get a spot oxbridge lads?

why do you think feminists all have a chip on their shoulder?

i am not frightened of dying
any time will do i don't mind

Bit drastic

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Diversity sure is beautiful

yeah and sneak some nerve gas in for banter xx

second pink floyd lyric I've seen today hmmm

I want to have sex ladss

not part of the mi16 (yet)

the feeling when no boyfriend

Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.

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he/him
thanks for asking ;v

love the sport
simple as

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09wgwsm check this out it might help you

imagine rolling around in bed on a bright monday morning when you're both off from toil

>󠀤󠀤not even an invisible character but not character at all
err
whats going on here then

bruce has wacky'd too hard and disappeared into the void

australians are master shitposters

and you run and you run to catch up with the sun that is sinking
racing around to come up behind you again
the sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
shorter of breath and one day closer to death

loathe foreigners of any and all stripes
wish britain could close itself off to the world

love london

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
YOU SHONE LIKE THE SUN

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How many Irishmen do you know irl

wtf how did you do it

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Is that speakers corner lad? How was it?

>Jump through this hoop

No.

I am turtle and turtle is me

none
my best friend's neighbour is an irishman but i called him a "dirty mick" and punched him in the gut once while i was drunk so he avoids me

good posts

Bi-weekly reminder

If you are from Plymouth or the South in general you are not a real Englishman

too many

incredible post

There is no dark side of the moon.
Its all dark really.

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i am from sussex
the original south

just stuck a crayon up my arse wrapped it in a comdom first though don't rly feel anything must suck having a pencil dick

brexit means BREXIT

*downs a pint*

another one mate! got a hard week ahead got so many jobs on the go, plastering and bricklaying all sorts!

britain cries out for cornish ethnofascism

nobody cares about the north

the average non-brit, when they think of england, they think of dapper londoners with top hats and canes, not some twat in a tartan cap driving a tractor

why the disdain for people who work building jobs?

try poking your prostate with it

*breaks off gravy-soaked sausage roll in mouth*
don't talk soft pet

britain cries out for syd barrett

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mmm nan made pasties tonight
kernow!

>Tartan

That would be Scotland eh

very confused about prostates to be honest pretty sure i can find it and 9/10 it just feels like a lump of nothingneess seems to be random 1/10 times when it actually feels good or am istill not finding my prossie?

4 and a half

britain cries out for Sid Vicious as PM

one or two

same thing

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HAHAHHA

>the average non-brit, when they think of england, they think of dapper londoners with top hats and canes
ah right so foreigners think of something that doesn't exist

good lad
anglo scum will rue the day they invaded brythonia

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don't care

More of a Psycho Sid man myself

t. povvo
they exist

sid vicious died 39 years ago

well yeah
do you think australians are all crocodile hunters named bruce?

need a cute aussie lad to wrap his lips around my willy

Not an argument

bit gay

dont eat white bread because it can give you cancer

prefer brown bread

racist

rasheed

no they don't

>do you think australians are all crocodile hunters named bruce?
well no, but that's because I lived in australia for a few years
in reality you're all called bevin and rebecca (spelt in some illiterate way)

>sid vicious died 39 years ago

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eating paella lads

genuinely dislike russians

>󠀤yeah but mate everything gives you cancer these days
*dies of cancer*

how many grams should someone who's never done shrooms before take?

bretons are our brothers
the fr*nch-angl*id continuum has ruled us for too long

havent a clue in how to conduct myself in public

what is that tv show with a man sniffing a dildo

White Wedding was a good song desu

plenty of things can give you cancer
better reason to not eat white bread: it's shite

chabuddy g

*eats as much white bread as possible*

going to buy only white bread from now on then

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post an actual pic of her lad

hello nigger

finished my paella lads

>a moon shaped pool came out 12 years ago

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never met a bevin

all of them

*tips biniou*
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