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The OP image has to be the single dumbest picture I have seen on this site in over 8 years.

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wew, calm down on the steroids.

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I wish to find a girl that will love me as much as that guy is loving that tree.

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We're not a mediterranean country, OP.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mediterranean_countries

Olive trees are honorary humans

You are honorary.

I'd make love to an olive tree.

are white refugees allowed in your country

i do not speak any portuguese but i do know how to ask for tacos in spanish

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Greece is a great country.

I AM GREEK

excellent posts

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Portugal is not med.

I'm currently the only one here who has Med borders.

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Yes we are, we are bound by the love of olive oil and wine with other meds

Looks nice, are there many maltese qts in that kind of place?

Portugal is still not med.

No. Comino is only inhabited by no more than 5 people, all old. You might find foreign qts in summer, when the blue lagoon is packed like image related.

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that's a big portugal

>tfw finished two Midterms at the same day
How is it going lads?

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that pic make me cry

Sometimes I think to myself how much of an idiot I am for not trying harder

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All good here.
Were there many arab qt grills there?

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My class is 80% girls and a lot of them are qts from the Levant and North Africa

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How can I become an UAE citizen so I can get my own harem of qt arab grills?

30th for le Tunisian gf

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Hello fellow islandbro

Hey there. I was wondering if we two are the only ones who are independent islands with a 100% Mediterranean border.

is cyprus the one with a permanent turkroach infection

>become a UAE citizen
Brah I'm a Palestinian Arab who lived in the UAE for most of my life in the uae and I'm still not a citizen of the uae
it's hard af unless you know people to help you. But if you somehow managed to get a citizenship it would be easy life for you since the govrenment will help you get a well paying job

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>Palestinian
lol the UAE doesn't like Palestine bro, that's why you'll never be a citizen.

PORTUGAL NAO E UM PAIS PEQUENO

Let me guess, you're doing some stupid shit degree like "Arabic literature of the Abbasid era" or "Pre Islamic Arab poetry"?
Only way you can have 85% vaginigger.

Yes we're the only two independent
mediterranean Island states, yay
If you mean the """"turkish"""" """"""""republic""""""" in the north, then yes

Nah I'm doing business

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100% med border. What an honour. I want to visit one day. My parents already did some years ago.

Apparently the turks got Brazil ragebanned.
desuarchive.org/int/thread/87080956/#q87083858

>tfw i still have an episode of darling in franxx saved up for tmorrrow

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How can I get a qt arab grillfriend?

>Apparently the turks got Brazil ragebanned.
Thank GOD for the turks then, brazilians are the shittiest and most butthurt posters on all of Sup Forums

:(

The only reason I did not suffer the same faith is because apparently there's no Maltese proxies.
They hate me and one of them told me so.

Is it true? You got ragebanned?

No.

I don't know then.

Italian fuck meat.
youtu.be/DLMtXtntYW0

É porque tem muito paulista e carioca nesse chan. Ser corno faz parte da cultura deles.

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These days I didn't see turks using br proxies anymore tho.

Alberto Barbosa and Júan Barboza

There's this guy who uses the name "Turk" and has a Brazilian flag and posts the usual kara booga bullshit. Could be Brazilian, of course.

I know him, one that puts the name TURK WARRIOR or something, right? But I think he stopped using BR proxy (or stopped posting on Sup Forums), because it's been a while since I've seen a thread from him.

Dunno
The only girl I was close to that isn't a relieve was a Syrian girl from my childhood
Do you prefer North Africans or Levantine girls?

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>North Africans or Levantine girls
Both, but my fav's are Algerian and Lebanese grills

Yeah, that's him. He definitely hasn't stopped posting in Sup Forums because I see him regularly, maybe he doesn't
create threads anymore. That link I posted is a post of his from a thread that just got deleted. I like how mad
they get when I mention the great siege.

Always side by side

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Based Malta. When are you going to abandon this shit dem*Cracy and return the government to the knights?

TWO beautiful and based Iberian warriors

Realmente rude da tua parte, Maneco.

>Go to a Uni counselor
>She is a female redhead in her 30s
>Talk to her about getting bullied in school and how it affected my mental and social health
>counselor: why do you think they bullied you.
>Me: I don't know
>counselor: did they bully you because you were handsome
>I blushed when she told me that
>next session
>went to her office
>she was screaming in her phone
>something about a delivery company not delivering her washing machine on time
>she told me to come into her office and wait till she finish with her call
>it was pretty awkward af cuz she was screaming in her phone while I was waiting in her office
>she ends her phone call and take a deep breath and with a smile she told me "I'm all yours."

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Only a miracle can achieve that. In the meantime we can hate on the British for not returning us to the knights like they were supposed to.

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>I like how mad they get when I mention the great siege.
turkroaches are so retarded
Malta belongs to the moors,
it's rightful maghrebi clay!

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Know your place, vermin.

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Will you ever get your own personalized harem of qt arab grills?

Hello friends.
Greek olive oil is the best.

I am greek, and true

Very true
t. Greek

nah I think I would be good just with one female
But ofc you horny Westerners won't be satisfied with one girls

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Yes. Hating every pr*Testant is a good sign. Keep it up.

Has /med/ eaten their daily Olives and their bread with olive oil?

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Look at those two handsome jocks

Homemade olive oil ftw, I still prefer supermaket olives to homemade olives doe

I've eaten Greek yoghurt with Greek honey.
Everybody knows thats the best.

soon....

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Do you eat your yogurt with olive oil on it?
If not the you should try it

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I eat my cereal with olive oil, milk is for pussies

Goooood. And soon we will BTFO the isr*Elis and return Jerusalem to its rightful owner, the Order of the Holy Sepulchre.

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I occasionally masturbate with olive oil

why are you not with us on /luso/?
this is very rude, we make that general for you

An old man unironically told my to wash my hair with olive oil, so as to make them soft as silk.

I need to try this kek

That is actually true, olive oil is good for your hair

I heard of that before.

Fun fact: olive oil is the most healthiest oil

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Anger a Turk; show him this.

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Spoiler: 02 lays an egg

I have a confession: i hate olives

I like olive oil though

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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me on the left :^)

if I marry a Jewish woman and breed her can I come settle Palestinian territory? I'll bring my own gun.

I like the fruit more than the oil, to be honest.

:^)

You fuckers. Now you made me crave olives.

Maltese women are for Sicilian bulls such as myself

Based.

stay away. My people suffered enough

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When are you going to embrace revanchism against the turks

who's the left