So why was this show so liked? I don't get it

So why was this show so liked? I don't get it.

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Annoying and pointless unlike porn.

Jewbs

Gib milk mommy gf

That's a pretty nice shoop. What's the original?

What does it say about the show that I can't tell if that's a gag or a shoop?

I'll never understand people that photoshop celebrities and others to fit their weird kinks.
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It has to be a form of autism, like transgender people. Except where the obsessive compulsion is with your own body, its with your sexual kinks and how everything has to fit into that.

That actresses, even the mediocre ones, are ten times more attractive than any porn star.

Captcha: Fullwood vidal

>freud mode engaged!

Usually these mainstream women are more attractive yes, but there is an extra factor to heighten that feeling: you rarely if Ever see them expose their full glory (Christina, Kat and so on...) so you want to experience that more and when you can't see their full frontal getting fucked, your imagination works a lot harder. Aaaaalso you don't see them in a boring porn scene where they overact their sexual pleasure and ruin the immersion.

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I'm a sucker for that "inflated" look that dress gives her. I don't know how she handles being so filled with sex appeal.

is that fucking real!!!!!??!?!?!?

Average american tier humour so the retards eat it up

yes

That person is a jew

Thanks, Cpt. Obvious.

nah i rather fuck Stoya or prime Kayden Kross

Waitaminute I recognise those tits

>see pretty woman with small breasts on the street
>think 'what if she had D cups?'
>do nothing

>see photo of pretty actress with small breasts
>think 'what if she had D cups?'
>use photoshop to make it look like she has D cups

i mean obviously nobody is going to believe it's real but i'd say that's the simple version of it

Two of her best roles right there

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Probably because two attractive actresses. It was on in the background at a family gathering I was at and it didn't even make good background noise. It was painfully unfunny. So bad. Maybe money laundering was a part of it being on as long as it was?

Not really

dis

Mah boi

>be tv exec
>find old two and a half men scripts
>lazily retweak for woman protagonists and write out fatboy
>hire eyecandy
>get instant 5 season order

>tits as big as her head

>Chink tattoo
Why do thots do this?

You people realize porn is a thing?

After a while softcore becomes hotter.

you realize brain damage through porn is a thing?

>tfw she will never ballbust you while calling you dirty goy

i just want to be used and abused by a girl of the chosen people

I've been a regular reader of ToiletStool since around 2005, when it was on Page 1300 and something. Gosh, it hardly seems like it's been that long. Time flies and all that.

Like you say, if you take the stories as mostly being made up or at the very least highly exaggerated to make good stories, it's a nice site. Of particular interest to me are the ones that just seem like they had to have been written by space aliens who have only a cursory understanding of human biology.

Any of the posts by Alana fit this to a T, but perhaps the most egregious of all was on page 827, where "she" describes that "my bowels were finally moving after almost two months!" and "I figure a good 42 lbs. of the healthiest shit I could muster up" and ending with "I counted 11 bowls of shit 12 including the first one and I was in there shitting for three hours total"

Holly, on page 1474, earns my award for the most over-the-top urination story. She talks about her mother's "extraordinarily large bladder," noting the daily occurrence that "Mother would read a piece of mail and put it down, open up another letter and read it and then another and another, all while peeing and peeing and peeing [...] It was literally minutes and minutes long!"

I'm all for erotic fiction, but there just comes a point when enough is too much. :p

That's because you can imagine a scenario involving a character they are famous for

>fucking a busty waitress from the diner
>fucking an authoritative office manager

With pornstars they always skip to sex and it's badly acted anyways.

Should I be embarrased that this girl is fuzzier than me?

i think i've fapped too much and come out the other side or something
softcore or clothed is like 100x hotter than a fully nude pornstar shaking her tits around to me now

I've been into scat since I was 12. a few weeks ago I made a second tinder describing what I was into, set the age to max, and the distance to max, expecting to find no one. Two days later I match with a girl who was curious about it and said she liked it and now I finally get to experience the real thing. it's like hitting the lotto she thinks it hot to send me videos of her going and as soon as we have free time we're meeting up.

Jus though it'd share my excitement with all of you, and say that it is possible to find someone into it!

pretty hot lordosis

looks like she's standing on her toes to push her ass out

Are there any good facial fakes of her?

I agree clothed is definitely better; cleavage or otherwised clothed tits look so much better than naked ones IMO. It's gone to the point where I'm almost always disappointed when a pornstar fully strips.

I had a similar awakening


>watching porn
>some preppy kid is fucking suzie sun
>oh yeah,baby
>some guy literally comes to watch them and starts masturbating while pornstars are laughing and he fucks her even harder
>I think to myself what a loser and then I realized that we the viewers are losers who are masturbating while another guy fucking a hot girl


In short,now I exclusively mastrubate to solo pics or videos.

she was pretty uma delicia

exactly

who dis?

Katy Perry

Go /lit/ and delve into roleplaying and/or written erotica. If you've got some kinks that are hard to find in porn it'll be worth it.