Brit/pol/ - Karen edition

>Today's Papers 30/8/16
sli.mg/a/fFqp2S

>27,000 people arrested for 'illegal entry' into UK
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/30/27000-people-arrested-for-illegal-entry-into-uk/

>Home Secretary Amber Rudd in France for security talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37217192

>Britain hits back: French call for new deal on borders is a 'non-starter', Home Office warns
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/29/britain-hits-back-french-call-for-new-deal-on-borders-is-a-non-s/

>Ministers 'should let traders sell groceries in pounds and ounces' in wake of Brexit vote
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/29/ministers-should-let-traders-sell-groceries-in-pounds-and-ounces/

>UK sees record number of foreign investment projects
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37216175

>Replace House of Lords with elected senate, urges Gordon Brown
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/29/gordon-brown-house-of-lords-elected-senate-brexit-uk-scottish-independence

>Brexit: Will Britain leave the EU’s single market?
express.co.uk/news/politics/704880/Brexit-will-Britain-leave-single-market-EU-cabinet-split-free-movement-economic-area-trade

>WILLIAM HAGUE: A second EU referendum is a seductive idea – but a bad and dangerous one
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/29/a-second-eu-referendum-is-a-seductive-idea--but-a-bad-and-danger/

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37209713
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Victory
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37220799
change.org/p/phillip-hammond-secretary-of-state-foreign-commonwealth-office-save-the-british-embassy-bangkok-73e0994e-e6cc-4438-864a-a29f6b1e93ad
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WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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karen!

Brexiteers BTFO

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Good point

I declare this thread over.
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What about ww3?

>British """English"""

FOY

wtf I love the EU now

farage is a racist

At least put some effort into it, lad.

The British backpacker that tried to stop Mr Allahu Akbar from killing that girl in Australia has died from his injuries this morning.

DESIGNATED

>BIG
>TITTIED
>TWELVIES

What are they feeding them?

>the so called alt-right

going to give him a piece of my mind in the comments

North East USA = Yankee
England = Yankee

What degree(s) did you take in your university lads?

Will she be ready for the race war lads?
Why do the Scots want to give up building these amazing ships for the Glory of Great Britain in exchange for refugees and closed border with England?

Post Karen's and lets make Britain great again.

>65p
is the real outrage.

They don't. Do you not remember the referendum?

>Mostly economic materialism is what's being lost.
>Argues the Union that is currently working to lood Europe with millions of barbarians is what kept peace.

>Why do the Scots want to give up building these amazing ships for the Glory of Great Britain in exchange for refugees and closed border with England?
They don't. Otherwise they'd have voted Yes.

Why aren't our 12-year-old girls this based?

By shooting fucking wildlife?

>Willy Wonka is ded
fuck

She speaks Engrish, and her mother literally speaks in American English. Doesnt that make you mad as a brit?

Yeah, there's something based about young girls hunting.

No, it makes me proud.

Why do 44.7% of Scots want to let themselves get cucked in every single way?
Economics? Handed over to Brussels to live off their welfare.
Defence? Let the USA and what's left of the UK defend them while they have a military comparable to Argentina and Canada using nothing but a few green water coastguard ships
Politics? Let the EU parliment control their laws while they wont make up more than 1% of the seats.
Why do these 45% of scots base their entire reasoning on some haggismuncher who lived and died 700 years ago in 1300 when the cause he faught and died for was resolved in the 1600's?
Fuck, I love the countryside of Scotland and I generally like the Scots who acknowledge they are british but I wish they could open their eyes.
Maybe they need some heavily muslim populated areas like Birmingham and Southwalk to wake them up

This happens literally every day, what are they trying to slide?

She killed a zebra too.

>Iran has announced it has completed the first phase of its plan to operate a "national internet".

woah

Thinking about finally creating a Twitter account, lads.

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I don't get the ramp meme, it serves a purpose

Yeah, I think you're probably just a fucking nonce. Probably a paki too.

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Not a nonce or a paki, lad.

But being attracted to that lass wouldn't make me a nonce anyways, looking at the size of her tits she is well past puberty.

>Why do 44.7% of Scots want to let themselves get cucked in every single way?
Actually, 36%, accounting for those who didn't vote.

And possibly up to a third of that remainder may be smart enough to see the EU for the shit show it is (since of all Scottish parties sitting in Holyrood, the SNP almost ironically has the largest Eurosceptic share)

>Google image Canadian Navy
>This is one of the top pictures

Catapult is better I read, but that was also from someone on Sup Forums.

It was a long and wordy post though so I didn't bother really reading it and just accepted it was probably true.

It's just banter and a meme.
The Americans don't use them, not even on their LHD's which in itself is nuts, especially on the new America Class which is designed to operate F-35b's as a priority (Americans will tell you "Muh helicopter spaces" but that's nonsense on the America Class)

Flattop without Catas are only good for helicopters
Ramps are better than flattops, for reasons see pic related
Catapults are the best thing to use on a carrier but are also far more expensive than ramps.
Remember Brits invented
> Aircraft Carriers
> The angled flight deck
> The Steam catapult
> The VTOL concept (i.e harrier)
> The ski-ramp

>missed Europe getting fucked by Nappy
>missed Europe getting fucked by Fritz
>missed Europe getting fucked by Fritz again
>just in time for Europe to fuck itself

It's like clockwork.

Quite clear now you're actually a paki. Time you fucked off I think.

String yourself up too.

All that will come true any day now.

I like that they chose afghanistan, gives it a little extra zing

It's funny because Afghanistan is landlocked

Good observation lad.

NO IT'S FUCKING NOT

>implying Afghanistan and Pakistand are different countries

But lad, although the lass is quite attractive, the thing that makes me different from Pakis is that I understand it is inappropriate to have a relationship with lasses under the age of 16.

I'm just saying you're not a nonce to be attracted to girls that have gone through puberty.

>the thing that makes me different from Pakis
You're not. You are a paki.

>trying to justify your sick fetish

I bet you're an anime poster.

VPN recommended? Don't wanna get v& because of "hate speech"

just finished uni, thinking about looking for a job in Edinburgh, what think lads. Cities fucking nice and the weathers gonna be comfy throughout most of the year, just worried its pricey to live in

2nd most expensive city in the UK, my council tax was more than my rent

>wanting to live somewhere that has both pakis AND scots
I don't know what's wrong with you but I bet it's hard to pronounce

Posting ships because fuck that Canadian.
HMS Daring has been sent to watch over the American Carriers and help remove Kebab in the Gulf.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37209713

Full of actual SJWs

Do you think we'll ever see a modern HMS Victory?

Lads, why are you scared to admit it's perfectly natural to be attracted to girls that have finished puberty?

Karen's pretty cute

The thing is, you faggots will be pleased with your self declared "victory" for the disgusting fetish of cartoon paedophilla, you will feel accepted because you have come together with the other sick fucks of this board and united against the voice of decency.

But then in about 16-18 hours time you will have to turn off your computers and move your considerable weight down to the Job centre. You will of course still be claiming you sickening victories via your mobile phones and then the half drunk chav sitting next to you in the dole office will spot your image folder as you're scrolling through your collection to find the most apt paedophillic cartoon to match the tone of your post.

You will hear him mutter to his equally drunk, probably high mate

"this sick fuck next to me is looking at cartoon porn"

You will realise then that even those who society deams the worst of us, Junkie dole heads, have someone even they can look down on

the anime posters of Brit/pol/

>wake up feeling the need to chat with some females
>can't get a Tinder match for love nor money
>not on talking terms with any girls on Normiebook

Suffering

HMS Astute. Hunter Killer Submarine

We wont see another Victory until the current one is decommissioned, remember that she is still an active warship of the Royal Navy!

She clearly hasn't finished puberty you disingenuous degenerate
She also has a goblin face and ears like radar dishes so she's not even conventionally attractive or cute
Face it, you're attracted to her because she's a preteen and because the idea of a masculine woman with a firearm gets you off

>warship

shes a museum ship you pleb

Wrong wrong wrong wrong.
She is the oldest commissioned warship in the world (The Americans will argue Constitution, which is only true if you add the addendum "still afloat")
HMS Victory is not a museum ship

HMS Vanguard (23) The last battleship in the world to be launched.

pleb

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Victory

it seemed like it was missing something

>inb4 "kill the infidel day" in schools

Jean Bart, the last commissioned.

French battleships look nice.

LADS

IRELANDS ABOUT TO COME FIRST WORLD!

Apple should repay Ireland €13bn, European Commission rules
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37220799

You juts proved yourself wrong.

Victory is a warship and is still in active service.

You think just because it is in a museum it's no longer a warship? Come on you can't be srs.

Or was the polar bear I saw in the Natural History Museum no longer a Polar bear but a Museum Bear...

guys i dont think you should be able to have "karen" editions anymore. she already is literally britain here. shes so default she cant really be an edition. get what i mean?

I'll give you that she is a museum ship but she is still an active fully commissioned warship of the Royal Navy.

HMS Royal Oak with HMS Victory out of dry dock behind her.

read the post

>still an active warship

She is an "ACTIVE" warship.

>€13 Billion.
Wow, that's like, £13...

I love Karen!

I don't understand why the irish government is appealing it

The Jean Bart's history is nuts.
Built in the 30's, launched from drydock in 1940, fully commissioned in 1949 but not fully complete until the 50's

And how many billion is Ireland's debt?

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Because Apple will fuck off altogether from Ireland

pls sign

change.org/p/phillip-hammond-secretary-of-state-foreign-commonwealth-office-save-the-british-embassy-bangkok-73e0994e-e6cc-4438-864a-a29f6b1e93ad

What kind of things do you say to a barber lads ?
About to get my haircut, but I leave it ages because I hate going and not knowing what to say

Karen hates you.

Ireland should just leave the EU to be honest.

125ish?

hey our debts not as bad as I thought!

Go away Singapore.

Number 4 on the back and sides and just tidy up the top
Works for me

>number 4

whats the point in getting a haircut?

Americans are so fucking weird.

she should be made to eat it. brain, balls, the lot.

I bet that cunt Ricky Gervais has got something to say here

I agree with this. Nothing against shooting in itself, but you should eat what you kill. Otherwise you're just a cunt.

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>you should eat what you kill

No

I don't want to eat nigger for the rest of my life