Greymane or Battle-Born?

Greymane or Battle-Born?

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Battle born

Grey-Mane

greymane of course what the fuck is this get out of here shitty jew with your shitty battle born

Battle-Born

Found the altmer

(nice quads)
Then I say well met, friend. I could tell you were a sharp one the moment I laid eyes on you.

Long live the empire!

Battle-born

I should bash your head into an altar after all you've done!

Battleborn all day, but ill do the graymane quest because i am a money whore

Dushnikh-Yal

>teleports behind him with my great axe drawn
>whispers greymane,
>nothing personal kid.

grey-mane

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

greymane fuck those imperial cucks

Overwatch

Oh, I'm a good old stormcloak
Now thats just what I am
And for this imperial nation
I do no give a damn.

I'm glad I fit against 'er
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done.

I hates the imperial nation
And eveything they do
I hates the concordat
Of withe n' gold, too.

I hates the glorious legion
'Tis dripping with our blood
I hates the dragon banner
And fit it all I could.

I rode with the Bear of Markath
For five years there you see
Got wounded in three places
And I took an arrow to the knee.

I caught the rheumatism
Campin' in the snow
But I killed a chance of thalmor
And I'd like to kill some mo'

THE NORTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

you fucked up their Del-boy

More of this gold.

But...but the battleborns are imperial supporters...

The OO always has to be disruptive.

"Hillary and the Establishment have bled this province dry for profit. And in return all we get is... foreign... faces who swamp our lands!

I will be a fighter, a champion for my people!

We will win, and we will win and we will Make America Great Again!

So... my friend... are you a Republican or a Democrat?"

here you go friend

...

Grey-Mane,
Why would you want to support (((The Thalmore)))

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the last one

Oh fuck, Kek has made his choice

>inferior snowniggers think they matter
How does it feel to be lesser than a redguard?

Anybody have any fallout 4 greentexts?
I remeber some good ones about factions being leftist and cucks etc

Battleborn, long live the Empire, the Emperor will purge the altmer kikes

I'm crying these are amazing thank you user

I know this is off-topic but can you guys list the redpilled factions / sides in Skyrim.

The Stormcloaks are the ultimate redpill leaf

Thalmor.

>fight back against the dominion

but the dominion already infiltrated them

Imperials are true redpill if you read the Thalmor dossier on Ulfric realizing he's a sleeper agent and was broken in interrogation.

wish i had more and don`t know where to find them

Imperials, together with nords could fuck up thalmor fags, but noo skerum is fur deh noordz
Thalmor ain't some invincible supergod almighty that cant be ass raped

I know I read that too in that torture room, it's kinda sad... His rebellion is like ISIS. The Thalmor (America in a sense, a superpower nation) are indirectly supporting Ulfric.

What about the other guilds?

>globalist vs nationalist
>choose globalists
Fag

This isn't about that you dense idiot
>nords win, killing fellow humans so thalmor doesn't have to get its filthy hands dirty
Oy vey, you earn a shekel today good goy, now spread your ass so we can control you for our god's chosen people of pointy ears

I have one from my time back on Sup Forums

>Globalist
>Imperials Empire
>Keeping the empire together is globalism.

my sides have been shoah'd

Underrated fucking post.

I've written a small essay on why the Empire is the best choice. It's too long to post here, so here's the paste bin link: pastebin.com/D8h0WXKx

Please do read it.

Why don't thew greybeards learn sign language or just carry a fucking notepad around?

Problem is this is a setting where gods are REAL. The Daedric quests are proof enough. And yet Talos, patron god of mankind is being written out by the Thalmor and abandoned by the Empire at the insistence of the Thalmor.

They want to weaken Talos by stamping out his worship and deal a deathblow to humanity. And the Empire is helping them do it.

Graymane of course
Faggot

Or better yet talk in non fucking dragon tongue.

>The Americans will never fight with the British after the American civil war

Haven't play that game in forever, completely forgot all about that sidequest. wanted to play it again last month and installed a shitload of mods and got the game all set up only to lose my interest of playing.

tip top kek

Your right, let me clear a room for the redgaurd refugee. Ill even put in a chest for his (uhg) curved swords.

Another one I liked.

ahahh this is the BEST one!

We drink to our youth, to days come and gone.
For the age of aggression is just about done.
We'll drive out the Stormcloaks and restore what we own.
With our blood and our steel we will take back our home.

Down with Ulfric! The killer of kings!
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing.
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives.
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean.
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams!

Down with Ulfric! The killer of kings!
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing.
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives.
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!

We drink to our youth, to the days come and gone.
For the age of aggression is just about done.

...

>A KEK
>CALLED SVEN
>SINGING ABOUT THROWING AWAY THE STORMCLOAKS
MY SIDES

creator of Skyrim obviously browses Sup Forums

I heard skyrim is taking 2 million dark elf refugees in this year

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red,
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

(pause)

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade,
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made.

(longer pause)

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red,
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

(shorter pause)

"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead,
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

(pause)

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel,
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal.

(pause)

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

Bethesda is redpilled

Always the cheese wheels, that food gave the least health per weight.

>the Empire gets in a big war with Elf Nazis and somehow gets dunked on
>Empire manages to get some sort-of favourable peace terms (AKA the elves just monitor the shit out of everything instead of actually running the place)
>worship of Talos was banned too because elves are salty about Men becoming Gods
>this ban has literally no affect on Skyrim whatsoever, the 'official' shrines are taken down but everyone has their own shrine anyway so whatever, it's not like the Aldmeri are there to enforce it
>SUDDENLY ULFRIC STORMCLOAK
>he flies into a tard rage about Talos being banned and starts a fucking armed revolt with a small army of soldiers over it
>obviously this draws the eyes of the Empire and the Aldmeri to Skyrim and now Talos is banned for real, secret elf police and everything (thanks Ulfric)
>turns out he was being played like a damn fiddle by the Aldmeri anyway if those logs about his time as a prisoner are anything to go by
>manages to start a civil war after that and tears the province into pieces
>somehow thinks that the power of 'Skuhrim fur da Nords' is going to let them resist a foreign power that literally the entire Empire (which includes Skyrim) couldn't defeat, which is doubly retarded because the civil war is chewing through fit fighting-age Nords at an alarming rate
>and it turns out that the Empire is actually amassing its armies for a surprise round two with the Aldmeri during all of this anyway (listing huge numbers of ex-soldiers as 'invalid' or something when actually they're all fit and ready to go at the Emperor's word) and Skyrim's soldiers are sorely needed in this effort

All the Stormcloaks would achieve is getting Skyrim conquered by elves for real.

For the Forsworn, we will paint the Reach with Nord blood.

quads never lie

See

Well, I'm a Breton so Battle-Born.

is there freedom of choice where I just kill them both or are they shitty essential npcs?

>Imperials hail from province of Oblivion
Are you fucking retarded?
It's Cyrodiil you massive faggot

>Battle Born

Ugh. That sounds like shitty Nevada veterans.

>I still chose them.

holy fuck, that entire graphic is fucked
>Skyrim series
>Orsimerium
The entire thing is middle school tier faggot shit.
Never post that again.

Ironically he's a plant for the Thalmor jews also.

Norwegians are most like Orcs, minus the green skin.

What if I have CHIM?

It's a joke about the broken stealth archery, you dense motherfuckers.

Do you need the concept of a 'joke' explained to you, user?

kek
>the Trump is a plant meme

Neither, whiterun is a hive of degeneracy and needs to be megaton'd.

Seems about right. I came to a similar conclusion.

Plus the empire is the fucking empire. It's fantasy Rome and it kicks ass.

The Empire represents white hegemony and the Stormcloaks are a false flag set up by the Thalmor / Jews to turn the white man against himself.

Is that the Skyrim offender shuffle?

>white hegemony
>tun by half elfs and traitors who deny the god that hols reality together

Hillary voter detected.

>joke

how can someone be so wrong?

The Empire wants more DIVERSITY in Skyrim by having more Nords in cuckold interracial relationships.

Ulfric wants Skyrim to be Nordic again.

>wanting to work for Thalmor

Nice try, Schlomo

The Empire is just like the EU trying to tell us how to live and making our laws, trying to erase our customs and our way of life.

>Nationalist
>Siding with Empire

The image is old and satire. Lurk more.

>satire
Just like Sup Forums right?

The Thalmor has got to be the most heavy-handed allusion to the Nazis I've seen in a video game. Maybe if you've read more about the Altmer, you'd understand.

>not all imperials are evil and side with empire
>side with empire
>evil
Grade school called, it wants its mouthbreathing idiots back
Go and do something better and delete this shit
>Nordic again
There will be no nordic if they dont side with empire
But then again imperial man with nord woman and vice versa is nothing bad, compared to half human half pointy ears yellow smelly mutant

>making peace with elfs

Teach me your ways, Mr. Shekelberg.

That was a good essay user. I don't know why everyone here keeps siding with the Stormcloaks even though they are playing right into the Thalmor's hands with everything they do.

>erase customs and our way of life
The ones who banned Talos are thalmor fags, nothing to do with hurr evil empire AFAIK
Thalmor are your pic related, but hey empire is EU and evil so side with thalmor im sure they let you worship Talos an ar gud guys dey dindu nuffin

The image makes fun of Skyrim babies. If you truly weren't able to tell, you have a crippled sense of empathy - a telltale sign of autism and other mental disorders that impair social interaction.