IMPRESSIVE

IMPRESSIVE

YOU'RE GOBB OUTY

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>It's you who's out, gobby. Out of your mind!

I am surprised this didn't cause riots everywhere.

>jimmy_neutron_taking_a_photograph.jpg

>you can see his mouth

>that's a cute outfit, did your fucking faggot of a husband make it for you?

fucking kek this never fails to make me laugh. I miss old Sup Forums file name threads

>BUT NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS THE BLACK ON BLACK CRIME RATE!

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The campy parts of this film were better and funnier than the 'humour' of the deadpool film.

desu in all honesty raimi had the right idea, 2 especially was a genuinely good film debate me

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Any powerful stuff?

>Duntell Harey
what did he mean by this?

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

What was the point of that scene ?

>What's your name?
>The Human Holocaust.
>How about naming yourself after something that actually happened, kid?
In retrospect, it felt a bit too heavy-handed

Goddammit, why do these make laugh so much.

>Nice try, but you can't gas me like you gassed those kikes!
Half the people in the hall got up to leave after this

very nice

No one has ever said otherwise.

No because it is the Norman underneath that is stronger than Spiderlad. Human biochemical experiments and enhancement procedures have been a part of society dating back to the 20th century. Their gains have attracted widespread attention in the hopes of improving human strength and endurance. Military experimentation of such enhancements has always been limited for the sake of moral and ethical concerns. Advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Protein complex is injected intramuscularly to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time. Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues. Submergence and boosted blood vessel flow beneath the rods and cones of the subject's retina. Produces a marked visual perception increase. Alteration of bioeletrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. 300% increase in reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity.

>ZYKLON B!
Raimi always knew when to impress people.

who is he spying on?

4-man flophouses staffed by terrorist mulatto negroids

Shalom, my dear...

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Even 3 has plenty of fun moments though it's a mess of a film and the worst of the 3.

DAMN ZIONIST GOBLIN RAAAAAAAWR

i will never tire of this site

fucking kek

>2 especially was a genuinely good film debate me

>TRAIN STOP SCENE

>SPIDER JESUS OF THE PEOPLE

>MUH SYMPATHETIC VILLAIN

Nobody intelligent unironically pretends that wasn't one of the best movies of the year, user

Rewatched them both recently, 1 is better on the whole but 2 is a very close second

Can anyone tell me why he was such an asshole?

>Why cant you send saleem?
>Saleem was deported yesterday
>Then go get another fucking shitskin to do the rounds you kike
Raimi really DID get away with anything didn't he?

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

I forgot about that stupid joke kek

Raimiposting is the best

For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>Happy memeing!
Thanks!