GRRM

Do you feel bad for him?

hes probably filth rich. i feel bad for myself for having to suffer all this GoT faggotry

no. he's an obese opportunist fuck who got lazy after he made cash off the show and can't be bothered finishing the books.

Apparently he has bad constipation, so I feel bad for that.

>cool hat
>multimillionaire
>gets all the pussy he wants
why would I

>fat fuck
>hack writer
>cant even finish the only reason people give a shit about him
>has a giant pile of tv shekels
Why would I feel bad for this piece of shit? I feel bad for his pancreas , if anything.

i'm too busy wanting to punch his ugly mug to feel sorry for him

Yes and no. He sold his books to be trampled on by a pair of monkeys with elementary school writing skills. The money he gets will not bring back his destroyed legacy. But he's a fat fuck who writes slow as shit and brought this on himself

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Do I feel bad for the guy who took the money and run?

You will never hang out with a porn star.

Yes because half of his 'fanbase' cares more about he finishing the books than for his life.

I don't feel anything

It's a conspiracy to sell the books.

what is with all the berserkposting nowadays? Is a new chapter out?

>American """"""""writer"""""""""

It's a fucking shitspammer and has been going on for awhile now, they get more than 10 replies and think "WOWEE ZOWEE, NEW SHITPOST MATERIAL!" and do it continuously

This

Rather, we only care for his life to go on until he finishes the books. After that, he can get fucked. Maybe he's tapped into those eldricht energies to achieve functional immortality.

I'm not complaining. i do like berserk

>68 years old
>fat as fuck

How long does he have left? The books will never be finished, will they?

Then both ofyou can fuck off back to Sup Forums

What was Robb's tax policy?

>reminder that J.K. Rowling finished seven novels in the time it took this fat fuck to write three

Not by him at least.

Enjoy season 8.

>be rich
>eat self to death

There are so many better ways to burn fortunes

meh, i don't care if he dies without finishing anything. I don't even want to read his glorified toilet paper anymore

The duller the franchise is the faster it takes to finish it.

>dullest

>Write novels for years and years and years
>Never find success
>Books are criticized
>In the later half of your life, you finally write something good, not great, but good
>For the first 5 books from 1996 to 2011 not many people know of your work, and then a TV show comes out and your book popularity sky rockets
>You finally become super wealthy and super popular and can do whatever the fuck you want. So why spend most of his time writing when he's old and going to die in 5 years?
>When The Winds of Winter book is released it will be a event like the last few Harry Potter books were
>A Dream of Spring may never be released due to the great length it takes GRRM to write his books
>As long as his wife is alive she will never release his unfinished work

Why doesn't he just hire a bunch of ghostwriters to finish the books

Berserk and asoiaf are so similar though. Dark fantasy with gore and sex and morally ambiguous characters etc

>reminder that jk rowling wrote lazy children's books

I've read the Harry Potter saga and I'm on book 3 of Game of Thrones and it's shocking how little depth and story the Harry Potter books have.

because he hates fanfiction

so much that he wants to ban it

>book 3
It's all downhill from here breh

Also, the epilogue is the peak of the whole series

what, you don't enjoy Harry Potter and the Magical McGuffin Part 74?

>hates fanfiction
>tv show based on his work is now exactly that

kek

In my experience, kids who read harry potter grew up to watch GoT.

asoiaf is slightly better than Young-Adult fiction at best. And the quality is declining

Sort of. I feel bad that his legacy has been ultimately ruined by a pair of jews and whenever people mention Game of Thrones they'll think of the shitty tv show and think that's how GRRM's story ended. But on the other hand this could have been avoided if he had been more careful in who he was handing his adaptation rights to (D&D had barely any writing credits before they started GoT) and if he had just sat down and finished writing the fucking books instead of dragging them out with unnecessary plotlines and trying on fucking hats for his blog.

is the fat fuck dead yet?

GODS WAS I STRONG

I've seen her get pounded by a monster German dick before but she's so qt here

SOMEONE BRING THE BOOK STRETCHER BEFORE Y PISS MYSELF

i cant watch the most popular show because he refuses to finish his story and the waiting time is in years

but Bobby B, you said books were for faggots and Targaryens

Do you think he has ever had sex?

Once season 8 hits its finale the books become fan fiction.

name

more than us breh

He's as normie as they get

>you wake up and you are now GURM
>you have all of his knowledge of the books and all of his skills as a writer

What would you do to avoid having to work on finishing the books?

Oh...so that's why he made this "she shat and shat" scene with Khaleesi...a fat fuck's last dream.

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>New York Giants supporter

he can get fucked

>coming like in a year, give more money for pizzas
>also let's have some porn star for the show i'll scout them

you just know

He was a pusy slayer in his youth

Not in the least. His crying about season 6 revealing a ton of spoilers was just him coming to the realization that his shitty work ethic was costing him his series.

I genuinely don't think he realized how much time had passed since Dance, and I think once it hit him he lost what remaining motivation he had because now he's wondering why he should bother.

>khaleesi

just call her dany or the targaryen whore you normie

is pusy some thing you slay in dungeons & dragons

Can i call her "the bad actress"? Cause it seems more relevant than any other name.

a posy slayer?

make fun of him as much as you want, he has been screenwriting since his youth and a person who works in hollywood gets plenty of pussy.

That does not necessarily mean he isn't a hack

That's probably all true, but it's really easy to shit out 7 shitty books. Why they became so popular eludes me, but they're pretty terrible in terms of quality.

he's literally married to a fat ogre

Not a single bit since he decided he didn't need to finish his books after becoming filthy rich.

Good call. Everyone will buy the book to get the real ending.

And there lies his grandest mistake. He didn't count on people getting fed up. When enough people stop giving a shit about his lard-ass, he'll keel over instantly.

How wonderful would it be to see his face as that realization hits him?
Very.

>feeling bad for a wealthy, famous person who eats buttered lobster and baked alaska for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Is that Samurai J Hyde?

The show is slightly better and far more entertaining than his books so why should I.

Thing is, he has been writing short stories his whole career. Then in 1996, when he started getting old, he decided to write this huge epic filled with lore and tons of complex characters. Obvoiusly now that he has to bring all the loose threads together, he's starting to lose interest.

Compare this to Tolkien who had formed much of his ideas on Middle-Earth in his early twenties and consistently expanded on that his whole life

Sibylle Keikilli

her puçy was quite good in her early years

>mfw my coworkers thinks her name is khaleesi
>They didn't get that jon was a targaryen even though the show explicitly tells you so
>"what's a targaryen?"

>sibylle
sibel sorry, I always mix them up

even her name sounds like something GRRM would write, holy shit

TWOW is not the last book you fag

>muh tits
>muh rape
>muh """"taxes"""

ASOIAF is a big fat mess deep as a petri dish.

Are showfags even sentient?

A Time For Wolves was such a good title. A Dream Of Spring sounds like some teen girl's poem

they're literally zombie-tier knuckleheads. Sometimes i think they need canned laughter to understand a dialogue is humourous

Not realizing (((they))) paid him not to release the end of the series so they should would be more exciting to watch.

The only thing I feel sorry for him for is getting rich old. That's got to be shit knowing you barely have any time to enjoy your riches.

Fucking kek

> implying the fat fuck will finish the series

>I thought she was House Stormborn

desu the show used to pretty fucking hard to follow unless you read about it autistically on internet nazi shitholes

bookfags on suicide watch

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BTFO

holy shit how retarded are you

Dude's seriously lost his steam
When TWoW comes out in late-2018, will people even be exited?

certified 135+ iq
not certified retard

why are you such a tinfoil wearing faggot

>When TWoW comes out in late-2018

i really really REALLY like this pic

The last books will probably come with a "BASED ON THE HIT TV SHOW" sticker on the covers

>mfw my friend says he is boycotting the show because at one point recently they shouted something about killing the whites
>he is too dumbass to realize they meant wights

>Season 8 isn't coming out till 2019
>GRRM knew this the whole time
>He is planning to release The Winds of Winter in the first half of 2018
>He will release A Dream of Spring in the second half of 2018

Based GRRM is going to btfo DABID