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True perfection edition

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>apparent genius
>believes in climate change
>believes in darwinism

actual retard

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Mate Alex has been here since the beginining of /brit/ since they were numbered.

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Want a gf to see what it's like lads

wanna wank but feel sad

>implying you wouldn't bottom right

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where are l the obvious foreign posters who post here regularly ?

might become a racist

Quick give me your best business ideas

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>come all the way here to post something
>completely forget about it and closes the tab
whatamilike???!!! hahahaaaaHaaa aaaaamiiiirriiite? lmoa

anyway, here it is

techcrunch.com/2018/03/18/andrew-yang-is-running-for-president-to-save-america-from-the-robots/

alri lads

Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
All the pain, now I can't feel it
I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah

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this place is a shithole full of miserable, bitter people

This is the aforementioned bird, looks like even if I’m the big spoon she’d still envelop me

Still would

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sue

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funny how bottom left is actually how (he) looked awhile ago

of all the tv shows ive seen ive binged gilmore girls and iasip the most. both of which i thought of as medication.

you know any like this?

You fit in great then

lol

slags

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ribena's father on the bottom right

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it would be 10x worse without you x

clags

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distinctly saw a black pattern flash across my monitor similar to a spiderweb
dont like this old hallucination gimmick no not one bit

good grief

actually cannot believe young zooey deschanel won't be my girlfriend

not fair

not fair at all

I NEED A BLONDE GF THAT LISTENS TO SOUNDCLOUD RAP AND WILL DO ACID WITH ME IN THE PARK

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Idris Elba's looking good

Oh dear, you're a brainlet.

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how is allowed to have pubes on show?

she didnt even wax

The Rosy gimmick I understand but what's the point of the slag gimmick?

wonder what poleys dad thinks about him

racist xenophobic comment

want a soviet military watch

perfidious brits. you were supposed to be the good guys

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proper unit this girl

Honestly looks like she would have a lot of fun sex with.


Give me her number if you dont want her

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The girl on university challenge is a qt.

ive got a really hairy arse

business idea: start a pay-day loan company with 3000% interest on loans but tell the firs 10 council estate droolers who apply for the loans that if they agree to lie in an advert selling the loan company as reputable then their obligation to repay their loans will be vastly reduce

then other council estate mongs see the adverts, see obese dinner ladies who appear genuine rather than obvious actors and sign up for more loans

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I feel so fucki good right now I didn't even take any drugs aAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would atomize any runts chin the MOMENT he stepped into Banja Luka.

very proud

>University Challenge contestants unable to identify the stairway to heaven solo

JUST

Business idea: ban slag posters.

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rich people can't handle democracy

>ive got a really hairy arse

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Hate Niggers whom dress as if they are in the Arctic, give it a rest will ya

alri dad

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hey peter have you had a chance to read the email i sent out to the team this morning? it's quite important so i would appreciate it if you could get back to me with your feedback when you can. cheers x

practising the tuba for my internal interview at barclays

Need a new phone, should I drop 1k on an iphone I don't really need on the off chance I might get validation from strangers?

i want to be close with you because maybe i can understand anglo people better

Haven't seen this classic in a while.

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c
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s

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fool, we were never the good guys

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would like to see just one of the braindead normoid runts who actually click the "13 Brutal Wedding Night Photos Shared By Husband" ads

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used to think led zeppelin was american

lovely arse shown for 1 second
then it cuts to some fat ugly niggers arse for the rest

Rancid insectoid creatures
The lot of em

is there a correct way of smashing a white girl her buttcheeks?

Wow, her breasts are nice!

even if you make it to oxbridge you'll still be looked down upon if you go to an inferior college

hate it when Sup Forums calls us Anglo

Zeppelin is German

always found the prevalence of sexualised schoolgirls in the media a bit noncey tbqh lads

poo
poo nigger

mental that Poleaboo actually exists

love it tbqh

El goblino

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Is this legal?

want a shag
dont want a gf

only while youre actually still in oxbridge, and even then mostly just in a bantery way rather than anything serious

actual employers do not give a shit

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He's an interesting fellow.
Would love to travel to the UK so i can HEEM him.

right bunch of horny bastards itt

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White girls have bundas like THIS???

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A bit disrespectful, mate.

Sure thing Callum, looks good at first glimpse but I'll send my full feedback tomorrow morning.

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near
far

you ever see another guy and think "hmmm he's how i would like if i had more/less testosterone"

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god i wish that were me

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wherever you are

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Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge

used to think dire straits were american

The sauce
Reveal it

the perfect shitting position
been doing ghost shits every time I do it like this
It really opens the bowels and just lets everything slide out.

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