True perfection edition
/brit/
>apparent genius
>believes in climate change
>believes in darwinism
actual retard
Mate Alex has been here since the beginining of /brit/ since they were numbered.
Want a gf to see what it's like lads
wanna wank but feel sad
>implying you wouldn't bottom right
where are l the obvious foreign posters who post here regularly ?
might become a racist
Quick give me your best business ideas
>come all the way here to post something
>completely forget about it and closes the tab
whatamilike???!!! hahahaaaaHaaa aaaaamiiiirriiite? lmoa
anyway, here it is
techcrunch.com
alri lads
Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
All the pain, now I can't feel it
I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah
this place is a shithole full of miserable, bitter people
This is the aforementioned bird, looks like even if I’m the big spoon she’d still envelop me
Still would
sue
funny how bottom left is actually how (he) looked awhile ago
of all the tv shows ive seen ive binged gilmore girls and iasip the most. both of which i thought of as medication.
you know any like this?
You fit in great then
lol
slags
ribena's father on the bottom right
it would be 10x worse without you x
clags
distinctly saw a black pattern flash across my monitor similar to a spiderweb
dont like this old hallucination gimmick no not one bit
good grief
actually cannot believe young zooey deschanel won't be my girlfriend
not fair
not fair at all
I NEED A BLONDE GF THAT LISTENS TO SOUNDCLOUD RAP AND WILL DO ACID WITH ME IN THE PARK
Idris Elba's looking good
Oh dear, you're a brainlet.
how is allowed to have pubes on show?
she didnt even wax
The Rosy gimmick I understand but what's the point of the slag gimmick?
wonder what poleys dad thinks about him
racist xenophobic comment
want a soviet military watch
perfidious brits. you were supposed to be the good guys
proper unit this girl
Honestly looks like she would have a lot of fun sex with.
Give me her number if you dont want her
The girl on university challenge is a qt.
ive got a really hairy arse
business idea: start a pay-day loan company with 3000% interest on loans but tell the firs 10 council estate droolers who apply for the loans that if they agree to lie in an advert selling the loan company as reputable then their obligation to repay their loans will be vastly reduce
then other council estate mongs see the adverts, see obese dinner ladies who appear genuine rather than obvious actors and sign up for more loans
I feel so fucki good right now I didn't even take any drugs aAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Would atomize any runts chin the MOMENT he stepped into Banja Luka.
very proud
>University Challenge contestants unable to identify the stairway to heaven solo
JUST
Business idea: ban slag posters.
rich people can't handle democracy
>ive got a really hairy arse
Hate Niggers whom dress as if they are in the Arctic, give it a rest will ya
alri dad
hey peter have you had a chance to read the email i sent out to the team this morning? it's quite important so i would appreciate it if you could get back to me with your feedback when you can. cheers x
practising the tuba for my internal interview at barclays
Need a new phone, should I drop 1k on an iphone I don't really need on the off chance I might get validation from strangers?
i want to be close with you because maybe i can understand anglo people better
Haven't seen this classic in a while.
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fool, we were never the good guys
would like to see just one of the braindead normoid runts who actually click the "13 Brutal Wedding Night Photos Shared By Husband" ads
used to think led zeppelin was american
lovely arse shown for 1 second
then it cuts to some fat ugly niggers arse for the rest
Rancid insectoid creatures
The lot of em
is there a correct way of smashing a white girl her buttcheeks?
Wow, her breasts are nice!
even if you make it to oxbridge you'll still be looked down upon if you go to an inferior college
hate it when Sup Forums calls us Anglo
Zeppelin is German
always found the prevalence of sexualised schoolgirls in the media a bit noncey tbqh lads
poo
poo nigger
mental that Poleaboo actually exists
love it tbqh
El goblino
Is this legal?
want a shag
dont want a gf
only while youre actually still in oxbridge, and even then mostly just in a bantery way rather than anything serious
actual employers do not give a shit
He's an interesting fellow.
Would love to travel to the UK so i can HEEM him.
right bunch of horny bastards itt
White girls have bundas like THIS???
A bit disrespectful, mate.
Sure thing Callum, looks good at first glimpse but I'll send my full feedback tomorrow morning.
near
far
you ever see another guy and think "hmmm he's how i would like if i had more/less testosterone"
i.4cdn.org
god i wish that were me
wherever you are
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
used to think dire straits were american
The sauce
Reveal it
the perfect shitting position
been doing ghost shits every time I do it like this
It really opens the bowels and just lets everything slide out.