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You think they sat around and talked about how many spoonheads they killed and how?

just imagine if they'd gone to that romantic cabin together on Bajor

>It's a Keiko deliberately sets up a romance between Kira and Miles so she can revel in his torment as he is unable to go through with it episode

woah, I didn't even think of that

Maybe she was always a pah wraith and just liked tricking him

She just wanted a three way.

SLUT

Which one sits where?

>Keiko was much better as a pah wraith than as her usual self
what did the writers mean by this?

>Kira, her husband miserable
(In Tamarian this statement expresses a feeling of exquisite joy and bliss)

>O'Brien boredom simulator

is there any better way to pass the time?

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Kira, when she sat on his face
Keiko, with her mouth full

what game?

>Guinan in Ten Forward With Q
(Tamarian: a situation where a person is acting like a retard for no discernible reason)

>tfw

Stage 9

>that alternate timeline where Bashir puts the baby inside himself instead of Kira

TNG is good except when Deanna Troi's mom is around. I just skip those episodes now.

>he doesn't rate Lwaxana episodes

This is how we know you're underage

DO YOU HATE FUN?

I'm almost 30. I wish I was a teenager.

I like them.

>that alternate reality where every character is played either by Marc Ailamo or Andrew Robinson

"Half a Life" was good. The crew's reactions to her are worth the price of admission.

Very good.

>Stage 9

neat

more like DEAD squad ahahaha

I like Lawaxana better than Q desu

I'm in love with the tactical officer

Can you imagine her with cosmic powers? Everyone would be constantly naked and fucking. What a slutty little gmilf.

You are objectively wrong

I'm contractually obligated to post ENT in /trek/ threads.

The character with actual human problems is somehow worse than the character who is lolsorandom God.

Okay.

I dropped that after the first episode.

Does it get better?

this is Damar. Say something nice about him

Damar, the kanar drank

You're my third favorite Cardassian.

just watch it already and don't be such a pussy

Some people hate it some people love it

He may be a dirty cardie bastard, but he sure knows his kanar

REED ALERT
REED ALERT

She looks like she's seen some shit... like herself in a mirror

reanimated with neural stimulators natasha yar.

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The character who everyone hates for being genuinely obnoxious and irritating is better than the character everyone hates because he playfully forces the crew into entertaining and novel situations

Okay

she look like a rejected character model from one of those western porn visual novel that are full of shit writting and terrible looking 3D modeled protagonists with 0 animation and a fuckton of weird fetishes, but that I still play for a bit before I delete them while full of shame and yet re-download them a few weeks later

You sound like this sort of degenerate:
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They're both good in their own ways. No fighting!
Lawaxana is sexier

But user, I am this sort of degenerate

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does anyone have the TOS viewing guide?

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>the last scene with three captains saying the "To Boldy go"-line and the three Enterprises in the background

Any ideas for Riker weight gain fic? I'm one of those degenerates

He becomes trapped on an alien world that seems like paradise. Beautiful women tend to his every need, constantly feeding him. As he is fed more and more, he begins to lose his memories and will to leave the planet. Data has to save fat Riker after several crew members fall prey to the same food trap.

It does, but it was a long road getting there

>not just watching them all

Plebs

the ultimate form of martial arts is part sumo.

>Pink skin, have you ever heard of... The Dominion?

why didn't he ever refer to Travis as black skin?

That's the thing. He never referred to Travis.

Nobody did, Travis was shit

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i liked his backstory but it sucks that ENT got cut short just as it was hitting its stride

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There was nothing wrong with his character other than being underutilized. The man manually flew behind a meteor to maintain stealth. That's pretty badass.

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yeah, they really ignored the Earth-Carrier-Ship-era of space-exploration except for the nausicaan-incident and that one attack while he was on his "home-ship":

This is good stuff, someone who can write should write this

Greatest taste in alcohol in the known galaxy, regardless of the timeline.

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I love these videos.
>ywn drink wine with Casey

Did Barclay pull apart Cockring's moonshine still for that? I'm surprise he didn't get decked.

wait, barclay was in first contact?

briefly, yeah. He basically just swooned over Cochrane a bit.

>"football"
lel this commercial is so american

>Kirk in the warp core dying
(Tamarian: Denotes a person ripping off other, better artistic works)

the single most embarrassing thing trek has ever done
not spock's brain
not code of honor
not profit and lace
it's into darkness

Who would be in your all star crew?

>want to live in this reality
>would probably be a huge sperg like barclay
at least i'd have my holodeck waifus

Archer
Riker
Scotty (1)
Crusher (worst doctor but so pretty)
Odo
Data
Seven

all TNG except for hologram doc and OG Uhura

Solid

>profit and lace
speaking of wich I just saw the damm thing after everyone told me it was awfull, and it turned out to be a kinda funny ferengi episode and even the quark crossdressing isn't that unnerving
so why does everyone think this is shit ?

Have you watched the rest of the DS9 Ferengi epidodes?

It's shitness requires context

>miles, his stomach empty
>keiko, her eyes slanted

yes I did and it just follow the trail with the grand nagus shagging Quark's mother and Quark's mother being a ferengi feminist, it isn't that bad after all. I'm willing to admit that I'm an easy audience but there was some funny moments in it.

>riker and salad at ten forward
>salad on the ocean
>riker, when the chair broke

>Hey Julian, what's grey, orange, and beautiful?
>I don't know, Miles.
>A cardy on fire!

>not wanting to motorboat those ridged cardie bewbs

>gmilf
It's gilf. Kill yourself for saying gmilf.

I've been playing the XCOM 2 expansion since it came out yesterday and over half the new voice actors are TNG cast members. You even get soldiers voice by Marina Sirtis and Michael Dorn. It's comfy, would recommend.

i have to admit one of the biggest things that attracts me to star trek is they achieve world peace, by the 24th century no less

i might be retarded or unrealistic, but it's cool to think about

rate my change jar, /trek/

To get there they went through the Eugenics wars in the 1990s, the Bell Riots in the early 21st century and then WW3. At which point someone invented warp and the Vulcans came in offering us vast technology and knowledge if we got our shit together.

Not like the world decided one day to unite, greed and fear of xenos brought us together

4/10 Ok but clearly generic and mass produced

>tfw this will never happen irl

But that's ironic considering they never really focus on the human world peace, but rather the intra-galactic lack of it.