ITT: Movies for plebs

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>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it
>random plebs from Sup Forums love it
really activates the almonds

one of the best action movies ever made you slackjawed faggot.

who gives a fuck what critics think, roger ebert gave sky captiain and the world of tomorrow 4/4 stars

ROGER EBERT
GAVE
SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
A PERFECT SCORE

Skycaptain is an entertaining flick.
But Ebert was a moron nonetheless.

t. female or liberal nu-male

Critics are such plebs jesus

here you go OP I fixed it

>liberal nu-male
Those are the ones that praise 80s action meme flicks like this though

>Hollywood fags shit talking based Arnie
I'm sure 50% of them died of AIDS.

>Janet
>Rita
>(((Sterritt)))
Makes ya think

Did ir trigger you with its homophobia and machismo?

the movie works a lot better in the context of the 80s where every other arnold flick had him kicking endless amounts of ass. fairly interesting if you watch commando and then ask yourself who/what could handle that character

...

Fucking kek

Dude. What? Predator is amazing. Who crawled up your ass?

the issue with movie critics is that they can't like things that are just pure action because it takes a person who has head up their own ass and too serious about themselves to become a movie critic in the first place
basically no movie critic would give Predator good score because they would be too afraid of people thinking they aren't intellectual or whatever the fuck they want to be seen as
but in secret they absolutely adore the process of criticizing these kinda movies, because they get to show their """wit""" with simply epic word plays and snarky remarks on par with Marvel quips as seen here: if someone would actually admit to liking Predator, they would out their own head on the line, they would actually have to explain their stance in a way that someone else could see their point as it differs so much from the general consensus and most critics aren't skilled enough to do that

OP IS A CIA BITCH WHO PUSHES TOO MANY PENCILS!

Critics loved Get Out, who gives a fuck what they think?

The alt right autism is strong in this thread.
>wah someone didn't like a movie I like it must be jews and libruls
It's just a cheesy great action flick that reviewers don't like, nothing to do with your infantile political views.

Those reviews were written in the 80s

>Few surprises
Fucking What? Predator has a complete fucking shift in genre halfway through and the big macho badasses are all killed off in a few minutes. Bow does that qualify as "few surprises" in an 80s action film? This is almost as bad as critics shitting on "the Thing" because the alien wasn't friendly.

Are you denying the fact that it's usually numales born in the 90s and early 2000s that praise the 80s action meme flicks?

Is big trouble in little china in your top however many films of all time too, pleb?

who gives a shit about those reviews, the movie is a classic, no review will change that

One of the best action movies of all time.
Certified GOAT.
OP is certified ass-to-mouth, BvS liking, Hilary voting, faggot.

... or maybe I'm snapping at b8

that isn't relevant in any way really

women don't even bother these days, do they?

satire/10

BTiLC is reddit
Predator is certified Sup Forums kino

Commando is better tho.

The movie is gay as fuck though

>The movie is gay
Majority of straight married men beg to differ knob gobbler.

>bong onion

If you don't like predator, you're a certified homofuck faggot and a loser.
Get off my board, shitsmear.

All that says is that Predator is liked by men tired of women i.e. gays

This is how most numales see it desu. Millennials are so bombarded with faggotry they think any kind of male camaraderie has to have homosexual undertones.

>n-no homo

win

Can you imagine if this was actually made? Like a serious remake of Predator but with women and sjw shit like this?

It's sad how brainwashed these idiots are.
You can't even have a friendly conversation without another man without people thinking you want to play butt brothers or some sick perverted shit.
Lay off your homoerotica literature, it doesn't reflect real life just like your fucked up perception of everything.

You had to have been born after 1995 and in America to make a comment like this

America is the gayest nation in the world though

I always laugh when some nu male piece of underaged shit says something is gay when you know he's wearing his sister's panties and has over 5 terabytes of gay furry porn on his mac.

Critics are nobodys these days

The real and best critics do not put number scores on their reviews and thus have nothing to do with that RT or Metascore business

Your thread is only highlighting that a lot of people have shit taste

You know a lot about how these nu males think and act.

1/10
dumb nu-male cuck
back2reddit

>all these people falling for obvious bait
Really activates my almonds.

Yeah they call everything gay while wearing pastel colored skinny jeans and sharing Playground vids on Facebook and fapping to cuckhold porn.

It wasn't that obvious

this thread is full of slack-jawed faggots

Predator is GOAT

this
its based kino
praise kek

>Can you imagine if this was actually made? Like a serious remake of Predator but with women and sjw shit like this?

Don't tempt fate, user.

Way to prove it's only nümales who don't like it.

Why do people hate Predator? I mean it's even got a diverse cast back when people didnt even give a shit about that.

numales must be exterminated
MAGA

I like Predator but Commando is objectively better

Predator is like the gay version of it

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Nu-males can't comprehend anything if it has '''''''''''''''''''toxic masculinity'''''''''''''''''

>triggered nu male
I bet you're the one calling it gay too. Sad!

>critics shitting on "the Thing" because the alien wasn't friendly.

what the fuck

Why do numales shit up the few good threads? Go back to your GoT threads, slack jawed faggots

>ITT nu males getting ass shattered
kino kek

>replies to bait
>calls others triggered

MAGA = Make America Gay Again

Oh right, I never understood this. (I'm over 30 and not american). Growing up with films like Predator or Rambo or other 80s action flicks was great, I mean what guy didnt want to be a buff badass? Noboy cried about "unrealistic" male body images back then, unlike females who cry because some bimbo plays some character on tv, or with shit like Barbie.

I do somewhat agree with hypermasculinity being stupid irl, but I think that would apply mostly to frat douchebags or roidfags who shout all the time.

lmao I knew you antifa numales couldn't keep the facade up that long
Back to tumblr you go betacuck

Nu-males will be purged on the Day of the Rope, right after the niggers, Jews and feminazis

t. Woman who will never understand

>t. nu male

>projection:the post

Go suck your boyfriend's 4 inch feminine dick on your way

JIDF numales in full force I see
Do you get routinely triggered every time you see a thread about a movie starring the Austrian Nazi god Arnold?

god dam

So, what do you guys think about the upcoming Predator film?

numale bait

I don't think, I'll just ignore it.

>really activates the almonds
are you twelve?

How triggered do you have to be to write shit like this?

>says the faggot who is actually triggered

Sup Forums is a christian board you fucking idiot.

Sup Forums doesn't worship a dead kike on a stick you fucking numale cuck

Sup Forums was a mistake

Sup Forums is a nu male board

The same Roger Ebert that slammed Carpenter's "It" for lacking humanity and warmth?

Go ask Sup Forums themselves if they believe in god.

Sup Forums only believes in dank memes

Wait, carpenter made an adaptation of IT?

I bet you love Charlie Kaufman and Wes Anderson films. How close am I?

fbpb

how will OP ever recover?

I loved this scene as a kid

Seeing it, I wonder if irl you'd end up with permanent hearing damage if you were there

only numales get hearing damage

Shame on me.

Critics are right. It's just a brainless action movie that everyone nostalgia's over because they were obsessed with Schwarzenegger as a kid. Not something i'd put up with the best movies of all time.

>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it
>OP tries to tell us what is pleb bait and what isn't
>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it

Irony.

Predator is really rated that lowly? What a bunch of no fun fags.

top kek

How does Metacritic even work? Not all reviewers counted use a scoring system. How does Metacritic determine if a review is a 30 or something?

It does so by how much money they receive. Though, if the movie is really old and no one is paying them then it is anybody's guess.

Nothing on Sup Forums is Christian.

t. brainlet

Try making an atheist post on /lit/ or Sup Forums then.

What I mean is people claim to be "Christian" here but if they were actually religious they certainly wouldn't be browsing a brain rotting site like Sup Forums.

>DUDE GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY
Over and over and over and over again. Christians make the worst memes.

Christianity has nothing to do with brain rotting, God never even spoke about taking care of your brain, only your soul