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want a short 17 year old schizophrenic blonde gf who listens to edgy soundcloud rap & PC music and wants to get monged off ket and mandy constantly edition

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terrible thread

idiot

i want to put my cummies in that sadsack mentalcase

Bank holiday more like wank holiday

...

XBOX ON

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why haven't you moved to milton keynes yet

anime

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sue

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what was his "role of a lifetime"

yes this is my type

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Is it truly music if it doesn't contain field recordings of traffic or animal noises?

wanked to a willy once

want to kill myself

ah yes, famous hard right strong man jezza "copters for commies" corbyn

writing ecocriticism with heidegger

Todd in Bojack Horseman

i dont deserve to

HATE roundabouts

looks like a female reviewbrah

chad, beverley hills 90210

wish i was mates with reviewbrah

look at me im a pretentious runt

wow u didnt my obscure reference? youre illiterate!

wish I was english and grew up in an average english town and had an average blonde gf

Can never unsee

reduced the amount of water in the latest batch of cold brew by 100 mL lads. it's fucking UNREAL

SOY YO

i was saying poo-urns

getting my daily dose of xenoestrogens and soy

back the fuck off kid, I'm being myself over here

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Can't wait for Nigeria and DRC to go to war while the rest of the world (sans SJWs) smiles with delight

Want to make a PMV with a fashy edm song that alternates between handholding and cute couple things during the verse and hard fucking during the hook

how do I get thick legs and arms like this

feel bad for all lads worldwide who weren't born english

told the doctor that i sometimes smoke the marijuana cigarettes

hate social media
just made everything worse
wish myspace never existed

sick porn addict

wish he was still around

told the doctor when i was treated for 'depression' that i had a ketamine habit
was a bit embarrassing; she had asked me 'did you smoke lots of marijuana' and i was like yeah a bit but mainly i was snorting fat rails of k

business idea

tell my GP I have a xanax addiction (I don't) and that I need a Diazepam prescription to help me

*open youtube video*
*obnoxious american accent starts blasting*
*close video*

big tune

youtu.be/nk1JywThdxI

Claiming this thread for Ireland

This post has inspired me to write a haiku

love being a marijuana junkie

Heh. You think that was ironic? Check this out.
*kills self*

glad i'm not the only one who does this

hate how everyone on youtube has to speak in that monotone stentorian voice constantly

does my nut in

not interested in weed at all
interested in all the other drugs

Forgot my pic

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did she ask about ketholes

went to a doctor for a depression and the stupid bint wanted to put me in a "group" to "talk" so i promptly left and dealt with it on me own as we all should

is this the british culture forum

>stentorian

hat

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im interested in other drugs but marijiana is my day 1
marijuana is basically my gf at this point and my bong is her sexual organs

oh.. curse my masseve intellgience.. it is a bonus and a pox.. oh woe.. oh.. woe... how i ache...

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>#1 in 4 top 8's
where it all go wrong

just too cumbersome

stinks, have to prepare it for ages, its huge

did coke and pingers before i ever smoked weed lol

no, wish she had though cause i love chatting shit about the stuff i feel and see in k holes

yeah depression is a joke illness

i was on ssris for a bit but took myself off them as they're rubbish

everything that cuased my 'depression' was enviromental

just copped it lads

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who is this girl?

just disrespected women

incel freak

the goal

hot

Just got called a bitch nigger in kfc

what were you doing in kfc?

are you a bitch nigger

what's a khole like? never even done ket let alone been in one

got called a dole-scrounging bludgeon in bunnings warehouse

black people eat a popeyes not kfc

I did them Xannies on Earth
I woke up right there on Mars
Pull up my car and go skrrt
Flex on that bitch then I swerve
Flex on that bitch till it hurt

Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice

met a bitch nigger in kfc earlier, what a wasteman

should start exercising more
feeling tired all the time and my sleep schedule is fine

peaceful, you really get into your own headspace and you cease to give a shit about the outside world

just you and your thoughts and your feelings, very limited interest in all the shit going on outside your head

t. bitch nigger

The median age of Nigeria is just 18, and under 20 across all Africa’s 54 countries; the fertility rate of the continent’s 500 million women is 4.4 births.

any salaryman in

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>xannies

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The Big Book of Pussy 3D
Dian Hanson

Who is this sexy man?

back atcha again with a brand new video

POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA

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She's cute

bit of a babe aha x

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might buy some womens underwear from a shop just for a social experiment

watched You Were Never Really Here tonight lads

10/10 kino

alri

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Browsing /r/rateme lads. Looking at some qts.

>history's a white wash

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feels fun on the willy

utter and absolute shit film

dear god give a bald guy a break

>there are toilers posting on /brit/ right NOW

lmaoing atm

Business idea: underwear that jerks you off

i do worry about whether moni will be able to pass or not. i walked past her once in rochdale and i'm big lad myself (5'8) and she dwarfed me.

I do the percys on purpose
I got the xannies for purchase
Percocet, I'm feelin' I'm perfect
Wrapper came packed like a turban
I handle bars like a mongoose (bikes)
Six double G's, I just popped two
Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice
We not congruent I'm obtuse
I'll be on lean like hypotenuse
I take the acid and mushroom
Everything looks like a cartoon
I went and bust down a plain jane
I take the percys like Max Payne
Look at my diamonds, they gang bang
Say you were Nicki like Mack Maine
Adderall, pop 'em like Tylenol
Lean in my alcohol
Sippin' Codeine got me dozin' off
S-90 pills, I'ma pop em all

feels bad