want a short 17 year old schizophrenic blonde gf who listens to edgy soundcloud rap & PC music and wants to get monged off ket and mandy constantly edition
/brit/
terrible thread
idiot
i want to put my cummies in that sadsack mentalcase
Bank holiday more like wank holiday
...
XBOX ON
why haven't you moved to milton keynes yet
anime
sue
what was his "role of a lifetime"
yes this is my type
Is it truly music if it doesn't contain field recordings of traffic or animal noises?
wanked to a willy once
want to kill myself
ah yes, famous hard right strong man jezza "copters for commies" corbyn
writing ecocriticism with heidegger
Todd in Bojack Horseman
i dont deserve to
HATE roundabouts
looks like a female reviewbrah
chad, beverley hills 90210
wish i was mates with reviewbrah
look at me im a pretentious runt
wow u didnt my obscure reference? youre illiterate!
wish I was english and grew up in an average english town and had an average blonde gf
Can never unsee
reduced the amount of water in the latest batch of cold brew by 100 mL lads. it's fucking UNREAL
SOY YO
i was saying poo-urns
getting my daily dose of xenoestrogens and soy
back the fuck off kid, I'm being myself over here
theguardian.com
Can't wait for Nigeria and DRC to go to war while the rest of the world (sans SJWs) smiles with delight
Want to make a PMV with a fashy edm song that alternates between handholding and cute couple things during the verse and hard fucking during the hook
how do I get thick legs and arms like this
feel bad for all lads worldwide who weren't born english
told the doctor that i sometimes smoke the marijuana cigarettes
hate social media
just made everything worse
wish myspace never existed
sick porn addict
wish he was still around
told the doctor when i was treated for 'depression' that i had a ketamine habit
was a bit embarrassing; she had asked me 'did you smoke lots of marijuana' and i was like yeah a bit but mainly i was snorting fat rails of k
business idea
tell my GP I have a xanax addiction (I don't) and that I need a Diazepam prescription to help me
*open youtube video*
*obnoxious american accent starts blasting*
*close video*
big tune
Claiming this thread for Ireland
This post has inspired me to write a haiku
love being a marijuana junkie
Heh. You think that was ironic? Check this out.
*kills self*
glad i'm not the only one who does this
hate how everyone on youtube has to speak in that monotone stentorian voice constantly
does my nut in
not interested in weed at all
interested in all the other drugs
Forgot my pic
did she ask about ketholes
went to a doctor for a depression and the stupid bint wanted to put me in a "group" to "talk" so i promptly left and dealt with it on me own as we all should
is this the british culture forum
>stentorian
hat
im interested in other drugs but marijiana is my day 1
marijuana is basically my gf at this point and my bong is her sexual organs
oh.. curse my masseve intellgience.. it is a bonus and a pox.. oh woe.. oh.. woe... how i ache...
>#1 in 4 top 8's
where it all go wrong
just too cumbersome
stinks, have to prepare it for ages, its huge
did coke and pingers before i ever smoked weed lol
no, wish she had though cause i love chatting shit about the stuff i feel and see in k holes
yeah depression is a joke illness
i was on ssris for a bit but took myself off them as they're rubbish
everything that cuased my 'depression' was enviromental
just copped it lads
who is this girl?
just disrespected women
incel freak
the goal
hot
Just got called a bitch nigger in kfc
what were you doing in kfc?
are you a bitch nigger
what's a khole like? never even done ket let alone been in one
got called a dole-scrounging bludgeon in bunnings warehouse
black people eat a popeyes not kfc
I did them Xannies on Earth
I woke up right there on Mars
Pull up my car and go skrrt
Flex on that bitch then I swerve
Flex on that bitch till it hurt
Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice
met a bitch nigger in kfc earlier, what a wasteman
should start exercising more
feeling tired all the time and my sleep schedule is fine
peaceful, you really get into your own headspace and you cease to give a shit about the outside world
just you and your thoughts and your feelings, very limited interest in all the shit going on outside your head
t. bitch nigger
The median age of Nigeria is just 18, and under 20 across all Africa’s 54 countries; the fertility rate of the continent’s 500 million women is 4.4 births.
any salaryman in
>xannies
The Big Book of Pussy 3D
Dian Hanson
Who is this sexy man?
back atcha again with a brand new video
POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA
She's cute
bit of a babe aha x
might buy some womens underwear from a shop just for a social experiment
watched You Were Never Really Here tonight lads
10/10 kino
alri
Browsing /r/rateme lads. Looking at some qts.
>history's a white wash
feels fun on the willy
utter and absolute shit film
dear god give a bald guy a break
>there are toilers posting on /brit/ right NOW
lmaoing atm
Business idea: underwear that jerks you off
i do worry about whether moni will be able to pass or not. i walked past her once in rochdale and i'm big lad myself (5'8) and she dwarfed me.
I do the percys on purpose
I got the xannies for purchase
Percocet, I'm feelin' I'm perfect
Wrapper came packed like a turban
I handle bars like a mongoose (bikes)
Six double G's, I just popped two
Sippin' codeine from my ha-choo
Xans with the lean, call it thot juice
We not congruent I'm obtuse
I'll be on lean like hypotenuse
I take the acid and mushroom
Everything looks like a cartoon
I went and bust down a plain jane
I take the percys like Max Payne
Look at my diamonds, they gang bang
Say you were Nicki like Mack Maine
Adderall, pop 'em like Tylenol
Lean in my alcohol
Sippin' Codeine got me dozin' off
S-90 pills, I'ma pop em all
feels bad