If america had a medeival period we would have had the most powerful empire on earth...

if america had a medeival period we would have had the most powerful empire on earth. you faggot europeans were lucky we werent around

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wtf are you on about my guy. what even is this

like if there were a kingdom of the usa when there was a kingdom of england and kingdom of spain we would have fucking stomped you faggots into the dirt

keep em coming

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shortest distance between the continental US and Europe is between us and Spain and that's still 4700 miles away, one could hardly project power that far in the medieval era

keep copying memes from a dead image board you fucking idiot. american knights would have stacked up skinny european boys on their lances all across the fields

the us would have been so powerful it would have overcome the distance

>you faggot europeans
>we
please kys straight away.

come on if you're going to shitpost try a little

But you had,and its biggest technological endeavor was building skin tents

Common sense gun reform

no we didnt i mean one with americans from now like if you had a kingdom of american mexicans and whites and blacks we would have like fucking roflstomped your whole continent and jew on a stick voodoo religion

But you had one. It was in Europe.

>1046
>a portion of Britain leaves to explore new lands
>finds America
>revolution ensues shortly after
>1146
>America is established
>grows in power
>1346
>America shits on yurop
>literally just takes a giant dump all across yuropeen land

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adjust the year to 1337 and you're pretty much on point

there were indigenous people living in the Americas back then. they could not have competed with medieval europeans. they were behind in every measurable metric (art, science, war technology, logistics, maintaining large populations, etc). Indigenous peoples probably couldn't have even competed with bronze-age old-worlders

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sounds autistic to say but not really feasible before joint-stock companies were invented/became common. Once wrote a paper for a class pointing out the impossibility of Norse colonization of North America outside of Greenland, was pretty fun

im not talking about native americans you fucktard, im talking about a modern american culture back in medieval times
like knight suits with american flag patterns on them or people swearing fealty to the constitution or looking for the fabled quill of hancock. im talking stuff of arthurian legend, not your cookie cutter "hurr this autistic region" bullshit

American education

fugg
well, I like to imagine

>fantasizing about that dumb shit
>calling anyone else autistic

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"At a time in Europe when street cleaning was almost non-existent and people emptied their overflowing chamber pots into the streets as a matter of course, the Aztecs employed a thousand public service cleaners to sweep and water their streets daily, built public toilets in every neighbourhood"
mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/home/clean-aztecs-dirty-spaniards

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nice cartoon homo watch something live action like an adult

did spark a series of alternate history short stories I've been working on on and off for a couple years now. basically an earlier colonization of the Americas and how it would happen starting with the impossibility of the L'Anse aus Meadows site becoming a permanent settlement

exactly right these gringos are fucking pathetic

He's right you know
Poland btfo by the way
youtube.com/watch?v=FPbTWDeqQf0

dude look at this, this is what im talking about

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compare these european peasants

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>poland sends out their KARA BOGA champion

to this american peasant

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a european """"knight""""

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and a true blue american knight

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rip Colbert and daddy O'Reilly

Gringo the closest thing you ever had to a warrior tradition you got from us, how exactly do you figure you'd get anything to compete with Europeans on just your own?

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>M*xico
Only thing worse would be Arg*Ntina.

"Though popularly considered American, the traditional cowboy began with the Spanish tradition, which evolved further in what today is Mexico and the Southwestern United States into the vaquero of northern Mexico and the charro of the Jalisco and Michoacán regions."
"Mexican traditions spread both South and North, influencing equestrian traditions from Argentina to Canada."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy#Vaqueros
I'm just saying it as it is

Did you forget that you are originally from Europe? Had it not been for Europeans, the current US wouldn't exist in the first place. Now know your place and bow your stupid head to your father, the English and continentals. You should've gotten through your rebellious phase already

Such an attention whore

meeeeeexico :3

meh, I was summoned here

>Modern culture
>Back in medieval time
In this case, Europe would be like Roman (or Byzantius) Empire for American's barbarians.

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you do realize that if american people had a medieval period, we would be talking about native americans, not you, unless you're a native american...

I think he meant something more like this
youtube.com/watch?v=N-ctNmPRjms

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