Just 9 more days; make your
predictions, faggots
Just 9 more days; make your
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It will never be as funny as the tim curry one
gonna be absolute clownkino
MOM'S
GONNA
FLOAT
>no gangbang scene
What possible value could this film offer?
>lets make a movie based on a book where some slut girl lets a bunch of her guy friends fuck her and blow their loads inside
What did ((they)) mean by this?
Can't you pedos find some other book to wank over?
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I'm prepared for Sup Forums to get absolutely blown the fuck out
kek
The useless whore who's a producer on this flick says Pennywise dances a little in this movie and does other physical shit.
Predictions? Sure.
I won't go see it.
I'll see the camrip up on torrent sites, but won't bother downloading it.
Months later I'll see the HD BR rip up and will download it out of boredom.
I'll watch it for fifteen minutes, start skipping ahead to see if it ever gets any better. Then I'll just give up and shut it off.
I'll put it in storage and forget about it till I'm running out of room and then I'll see it and think "why did I ever save that" and delete it.
>predictions
MOM'S GONNA FLOAT
ONE
First day or two Sup Forums plebs will like it. Then people with actual taste will watch it and spoonfeed you day-1 normies on why it's shit.
looks absolutely pathetic
They might show them having the orgy when they're all adults, in one of the next two films.
it's not going to make enough money to warrant any sequels
I'm gonna get blazed as fuck and watch it with all my buddies from work when it comes out
It will suck ass just like the original
Is there any reference of IT in Dark Tower?
Looks way better than the original
>this dog shit looks better than cat shit
that's not saying much mate
Woah, you sound really sure. You must work for the studio.
he's running way too silly. he should instead just stand still while quipping. the horror would be more subtle that way.
>predictions
The marketing budget for this movie will dry up, and you'll be assigned some other trash to shill.
Yeah but only a throwaway line when he's referencing a bunch of stuff connected to the tower. Maybe the last book but I don't remember for sure. God that ending was awful.
Never watch horrorshit, but I kind of want to see this because I have good memories of the book, and it seems like they sort of actually care.
That .gif and the leper actually look kind of scary, IMO.
It will be a solid and comfy horror/coming of age movie. I will watch it in the theater, and then come home and argue about it with all you autistic, contrarian faggots.
People have already seen the movie are spoiling it raw.
Anyway I'm excited, even the critical reactions at worst said it was decent so that's a good sign especially for a horror movie.
There's also this, although nothing comes of it except Jake is surprised Roland has never heard of a theme park.
Man your life sure sounds depressing
I'm not really on the IT hypetrain, but I might consider seeing it.
Looks more interesting than what's been coming out this year.
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6/10
collider.com
It's projected to make $60+ million opening weekend, making it Septembers biggest horror debut in history
Why are you linking to Collider? Are you a shill? I hope you hurt yourself for trying to give money to clickbait cancer sites. archive.is
What is the consensus so far?
I predict that I'm going to have a fun times at the movies!
>mfw it's arriving to my city until September 14th
Welp, guess I'm staying the fuck away from the internet for a week
Rampant Finnposting will trigger the normies who infest nu-Sup Forums.
so it's already in the theatres and it's being revoked from the cinemas on september 14th? that's kind of weird.
Cuck
Are you just trying to avoid the critical reception? The plot is pretty well known, and unless they deviate from the source material heavily it doesn't seem like spoilers would be an issue.
No no, it's getting here on september 14th, yes one week later. Sorry for my bad english.
im glad you realised your mistake.
Obligatory drider prediction comment.
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i predict kino, and trumpbabbies btfo
Dude it's a remake. Just think of the kids part of the original but more fleshed out with some changes
theres a handful of indirect and direct (not important/crucial) ties to the tower in the books.
my guess is the DT movie was shit, but IT will be good
positive
Well, it'll be Kino alright
>it's a remake
Nope, just another adaptation.
im guessing you never read the book. if you had, you'd know that 1 scene from the original tv series was actually in the book. the rest was 90s network made for tv bullshit
trailers look too jumpscare heavy for me
Marketing, according to reviews the jumpscares are few and far between.
This.
Someone post the fucking shill pasta already
"Critical reactions." You mean those normie literal whos who are shilling the movie to oblivion? Yeah I'll wait for the real critics, thanks.
normies are gonna eat it up i dont get the hype dont care for the story dont care for the old series dont care for this movie, but clown fear is like a normie hit they all say it if you ask them "oh man i dont fuck with clowns!" so they will go in droves.
>hang out with norms on a daily basis
theres like a cousin to it in one of the end books where instead of fear it feeds off laughter and makes you laugh to death
NORMS GONNA FLOAT
what's the difference between a 'critic' and a 'normie'. Are normies and critics not one in the same?
>I don't care for this movie at all
FTFY
I don't think you need to whine about a movie you have absolutely not the slightest bit of interest in. If it's not your cup of tea fine, but quit coming in here just to whine. I like horror, I like clowns. and I like monsters. Shut the fuck up.
I think that's kind of cool. I want a whole series of these weird emotion vampires.
>THERES A COUSIN PSYCHIC VAMPIRE TO IT WHERE INSTEAD OF FEAR IT FEEDS OFF LAUGHTER AND MAKES YOU LAUGH TO DEATH
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Dandelo is the same kind of creature as IT, it is towards the end of the series.
went through the effort do download a pic, i'm posting it dammit
looks tryhard tbqh
kek
>biggest horror debut in history
$60 million would make it the biggest September debut period, the month has always been dead for the box office
Penny is cute, CUTE!!!
good
call me when the HD torrent drops
braahhh ha haa haaa aaaah
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>It child actors dream cast their adult counterparts
>Richie Tozier - Bill Hader
>Mike Hanlon - Chadwick Boseman
>Beverly March - Jessica Chastain
>Ben Hanscom - Chris Pratt
>Stuttering Bill - Christian Bale
>Stanley Uris - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
the fandom behind the kid actors is fucking annoying and the only thing im not looking forward to hearing about. "HE STOLE THE SHOW" "HES JUST SO WITTY AND QUIRKY" comments are already out about that Stranger Things normie faggot.
>Stanley Uris - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Would love to see him kill himself. He's too young though. Plus I would just laugh at his suicide. I hate that actor he has a stupid Jaden Smith tier face.
this
the kid playing the hypochondriac jew got left out?
All of those are good except Levitt.
>Mike Hanlon - Chadwick Boseman
doesn't It subtly fuck up Mike's life because he stuck around in Derry? I feel like Chadwick would give off the impression that Mike had a good life
Eddie is not a Jew. His mom even calls it "The Jew York Times"
>Tries hard to fit in but doesn't know Finn's /ourguy/
>Eisenberg
>Nemiroff
>Weintraub
>Heine
>Dietsch
>Smejkal
Jesus christ
aw thats a cute shirt
It will be overrated and mediocre, but people will still praise it anyway.
Maybe because he had to choose a cute little faggot and didn't want to offend anyone.
They should pull a Scream and cast the most well known actor they can get as Stan.
GTFO newfag. And stop shilling while you're at it. It's disgusting.
You think they should get Jackie Chan? That's retarded.
>Collider
lol no
Answer my question.
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IT's gonna be kino
what scene do you think this is? Looks like eddie's broken arm
>Standing Ovation.
Hmm, didn't BvS and Suicide Squad get those, too?
Suicide Squad I at least know was panned from the get go.