/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

stop wearing wool you fucking monsters edition

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ba bing

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my ancestors :)

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Nobody shears sheep (much less a lamb) like that unless you're retarded or something, how could you even fuck that up so much?
PETA fags have never lived on a farm.

That nice man brought me dinner; how thoughtful.

Shut the fuck up c*rnivore scum

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that's nice and all but uh i actually have a tornado to hide from

are you okay

well i'm a bit pissed since the RA told each room to stay up until 4 in case of sirens and that if we don't we'll get fined

But some people are classroom experiments. That's how you train doctors and scientists.

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Is that image supposed to make you somehow feel bad?

how will they even know

they'll check back at 4

*sets an alarm for 3:30*
*sleeps until then*
wow that was hard

Hawking became atheist and God punished him with great illness

my roommate is dropping out and he's probably gonna kill himself and i'll blame myself for it in the future but i can't think of anything to do now

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haha i wouldn't do anything like that

what do you mean

>stop wearing wool you fucking monsters edition

Nope.

just try to talk him out of it. at least you can say you tried

don't care about wool
leather on the other hand

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already done plenty of that
honestly he just gets annoyed when i talk to him about it, and asks me to just stop talking

there's gotta be something i can do, i was in a worse position than him once and i got out of it

i absolutely will not drop out and commit suicide

are you one of the failing-all-classes posters?

does he have some backup option hes falling back on?

no i'm passing by the hair on my chinny chin chin

he's gonna work for digital interiors once he drops out but he has no plans for life or anything

what's your major

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a lot better 2bh

yeah i was going for way too realistic approach, and id would be required much more work, and this wouldnt have been now where as good

can we get a full frontal body shot going on

*gets ignored*

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none of your beeswax

have to lower the head a bit i presume, though it looks better than i had expected

looks good

>only you can prevent forest fires

fuck you tell me faggot i bet it's some gay shit like business or econ

cali, finn, macon and tusc are SO cute posting together. I can't handle it :'( so much cute autism

it's neither

computer science?

stop asking pls
no

you're a music or philosophy major aren't you
I won't ask anymore

I hope no of you stick your dicks in dog shit

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history major?

shan't be answering either of you

what do you do for fun
do you read or play any instruments

yup it's gotta be history

history major
lmao what a FUCKING NERD
GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY
*GIVES YOU A WEDGIE*

What the fuck is wrong with wearing wool as long as I can afford it? Poor faggots who overspend just to show off their wool must quit wearing it.

yeah i hear history majors are really in demand lately LMAO

not a history major
stop sperging out you strange little man

i play map sims and read shitty fiction or historical stuff
i used to go to the gym but i'm a lazy sack of shit

why not get a degree in Marine Transportation

math major?

cadavers should be dissected in classrooms though.
it helps children learn about their bodies.

see

which part of your post

top

won't need to ask anymore, already know you're a math major

hilarious stuff

painfully unfunny

k

alri

>alabama nigger

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Georgia. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of peach horticulture most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Macon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Georgia truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Savannah’s existential catchphrase “wafeoncsaou caosni aosrukcan,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King George’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a peach tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

change your catchphrase to "boat" you fag

> tfw you'll never trade your Canadian citizenship for American

JUST

I didn't make the pasta you big smell

yeah i know, i did

i'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free

then why didn't you change it in my computer

it's not my job to

(preferably lower) is always my favorite part

you're a major in some gay computer bullshit
consider it extra credit

*shits up the thread*
*doesn't reply*
ay yo ize uh gud gawja boi i dindu nuffin

but i'm not, i'm an electrical engineer

>but i'm not, i'm an electrical engineer

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fuck off psychology major

>fuck off psychology major

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imagine being a chemistry major LMAO

>imagine being a chemistry major LMAO

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heh guess i scared everyone off...

*flees in horror*

No, I just made a burger
in the microwave
because that's what my life has become

drinking some tea lads

*consumes rubber*

>No, I just made a burger
>in the microwave
>because that's what my life has become

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gill me :DDDDDD

why not just use the stove

...

because it's 2:30 AM, just got off work, and no longer care

ah yes a hard day at work, BOATing
hmm now what shall i eat after such a long, yet fulfilling day of work
oh i know
*fukken ruins and wastes a meal*

>fulfilling

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>being on a boat and getting PAID for it
>not the most fulfilling job there ever could be

I enjoy working on the water somewhat but the passengers drive me mental

what's wrong with the passengers