>tfw the real vikings were danes but norwegians, swedes, icelanders and finns run around with viking helmets with horns and larp as vikings when in reality they're just sami scum assimilated into danish (viking) culture
Tfw the real vikings were danes but norwegians, swedes...
Isaac Bennett
Other urls found in this thread:
Robert Anderson
>tfw nobody gives a crap but you
Elijah Turner
>finns run around with viking helmets with horns and larp as vikings
what? where have you seen this happen?
i've never ever heard any finn say that we wuz vikangz with serious face. nobody talks about them here
Evan Barnes
Yeah and cowboys we're a Spanish thing that Americans got from Mexico
Christopher Nguyen
>tfw danish vikings discovered americas before t*rks and sp*intards
>tfw autistic finn think he can speak on behalf of his country when he never leaves the house
>tfw i can relate we must stop these gringos from taking our culture
Nicholas Peterson
may be true may be not
Benjamin Parker
also if you watch any finnish related videos on youtube and if some dumb foreigner says something about vikings, finns will come to rescue and say that we weren't vikings. it's very common, especially on folk metal videos
Brayden Hall
Everthing i marked here is basically where the ''vikings'' lived.
In terms of viking civilization, i agree, the overwhelming majority was situated in northern denmark and the coast of norway for easy of travel.
Iceland is literally a viking colony
Finland has never been a viking nation though
Jonathan Morgan
norse people lived all around the kattegat you mong
Juan Phillips
did you ever realised that your countries look like a gigantic penis?
Zachary Collins
>Vikangs
Mason Diaz
But viking were literally niggers, you proud of being their descendant
Oliver Hill
>christian historians said it so it must be true!!!
Henry Gutierrez
>Xt*an
Joshua Gray
No such thing as 'Viking nation'. It was a profession. Chances are, that your ancestors were docile farmer cucks that stayed behind and were too pussy to actually raid.
Dylan Thompson
could you please elaborate regarding turkish discovery of Murka?
Eli Carter
Iron Age Armenians.
Julian Cooper
Jurassic Ukrainians
Isaac Bennett
No, really.
Adam Fisher
it has nothing to do with discovery of America though
Isaac Young
dey wuz good boyz n dey dindu nuffin
Leo Watson
This is just as retarded as painting them as some sort of master race, seeing as they founded cities/colonies all across Europe and beyond, and were among the most professional soldiers at the time, the fame of the Varangian guard (who has been known to turn the tide of a battle long after the native levies have fled) and similar mercenary groups prooves this. All soldiers plundered and raided, even their own people. This is literally how armies kept themselves fed.
Bentley Davis
Finns never claim they were vikangz or norse. We had our own unique pagan culture more related to baltic tribes and was very different from old norse vikangz stuff, with some similarities though. This in the picture is the closest thing you can call finnish viking larping and its ironic, because vikangz never had horns in their helmets.
Justin Morales
We are superior in every way.
Asher Torres
Birka disagree
Liam Garcia
And Birka is where, exactly?
Caleb Young
Si meg, hvem plyndret Lindisfarne? Hvem grunnla Cork og Dublin på Irland?
Norske vikinger.
Danelagen var dansk, ja, men det var langt ifra den eneste vikingaktiviteten som foregikk på de britiske oyer.
Cameron Hernandez
Ingen dansker som vil svare? Synd.
Gabriel Howard
>danskjavel
Samuel Hall
All the successful and noteworthy vikings colonised elsewhere and were assimilated by superior cultures (like Britain, France, Russia etc). Nordics today are descendants of the Norse cucks too weak to go out and conquer. Only the British, Irish, Normans and Russians have any right to larp as vikings. Sad!
Easton Barnes
Almost laughed. Decent effort. 5/10
Julian King
> danish vikings discovered americas before t*rks and sp*intards
> don't settle the land
> get btfo by descendants of discoverers who arrived 20000 years earlier
> don't know where you are because you suck at astronomy
> never come back until based black-haired dark Southern bulls chart the whole continent and subjugate their empires
> "w-we wuz vikings and shit, fæn ;_;"
Snowcoon delusion knows no bounds.
Michael Morris
t. bjork “we wuz vikangz” wifesson
Grayson Thomas
Kevin Martin
vad fan säger du