"I can't weight for our dinner date Pierce!"

>"I can't weight for our dinner date Pierce!"

They look like they still fuck, good for them.

High test Pierce is /ourguy/.

I'll bet she's the fucking light of his life.
love fucking exists

He loves his wife. He's a good man.

They seem like lovely people. I don't go for this negative shit for no reason.

I've actually been thinking lately that I'd rather have a wife who gets bit chubby later on than be one of those skeletor women who look like they have HGH gut and you can see their obliques.

you'll get neither you unfuckable hobgoblin.

> The ugly wife is a treasure at home
it's true m8

HIGH TEST

Pierce is /ourguy/

THICC

I bet she's a good cook

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considering her age, she looks a lot better than your future partner (assuming you ever get one) will ever look by then.

i'd fuck her shithole

>that smile
he knows what he's doing, and he's loving it
good on him

You're the guy that brings up his girlfriend in conversations even though it makes no sense to do so
>"hey you like orange Julius?" "Oh man my girlfriend loves orange Julius, if she was here she'd tell you but she lives in Niagara falls Ontario Canada

I love it, we would shit all over other movie stars for this but not him

Correct, clearly he likes her that way. If anything he probably made her gain weight.

>If anything he probably made her gain weight.
it's already been confirmed this is the case.

You're drunk

EPIC R0AST BRO!!!!11
ALSO LOOK AT THIS BUTT!!!!!!!!
LOLLLLL STINKY
BUTT TTTT HAHAHAHAHA

>If anything he probably made her gain weight.
What a swell guy.

Makes sense, pushes out the wrinkles.
Do think have kids? If they did I bet he fucked the shit out of her when she was pregnant

He has a fucboi son I think.

Same yards that make 40 year old virgin threads and comment "j-just be yourself...r-right?" Also make these threads. And they wonder why they don't get laid

of course, you don't gain weight like that without having kids.
she used to be a fucking 10/10.

she said in an interview he loves her weight gain and encouraged it, iirc

Dine Another Day
Tomorrow Never Dines

Titcow effect clearly

legit every single picture i saw him with his wife he has this fucking shit eating grin, pierce is living the life

That is pretty mild, at least he didnt make her go to swinging conventions like Jerry Ryan's ex-husband. Not everyone is so easy to please and you can just eat extra food.

kek, it's so true.

He looks so proud of her, almost like she's a car he built lol.

she has 2 with him, he had 3 from the previous wife who passed away from cancer
the man is a good husband

If he loves his fat wife and he's happy who cares?

I was hoping it was just marital bliss, but you are probably right.
There are feeder fetishists all over the world it was just a matter of time we'd notice a famous guy doing it

MILK

You really are projecting, that is oddly specific. Stop embarrassing your gay self haha.

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Casino Royale With Cheese
A View To A Grill
Butterball
Dr. Now
Piefall
Foodraker
On Her Majesty's Secret Sauces
The Man With The Golden Corral

>orange julius
What is this 2006?

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>that smile

kek Pierce is well aware of what he is doing, he is a true alpha male, gets exactly what he wants

Aww didn't know that thought they divorced like all Hollywood people do eventually.
I wonder if he turns down side pussy?
James Bond? In the 90s?

It hurts to laugh lol.

He really is a real life James Bond

Why don't you go back to comparing the body types of woman you'll never marry you ball of grease

I can only ever hope to be half as happy as Pierce is with a woman half as beautiful.

Tomorrow Never Diets*

Live and Eat Pie
License to Fill
The Meal Is Not Enough
Quantum of Salads

YOU JUST KNOW

>the hamplanets ITT

>The Meal Is Not Enough
Thats the best one

notice how this thread attracts a bunch of butthurt roasties

he met his current wife before playing james bond (2-3 years after his first wife passes away) and even had a kid together (1997) before they actually get married in 2001. so i guess it is a no for side pussy

On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service

No I think you are wrong, this thread is full of people that hope that love is still a real possibility.

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I'm dating a fat girl right now and it's honestly the best relationship I've ever had:

>Saw her drinking beer, eating some peanuts by the bar
>Been drinking all night, was beginning to feel pretty desperate and I noticed she had a car
>Go up and introduce myself
>Her boobs were like water melons and her breathe smelt like rotten eggs
>Notice she wants my dick because she was looking at me like I was a side of fries
>Took her chubby ass back to my place
>Barely fit through the door
>Starts snacking on my cock
>Afraid that she's going to bite it off
>Squirt my "baby gravy" all over her face
>Friends tell me that I must be going blind
>People point and laugh at us
>She can kick their ass because she's wider than a bus
She's my fat girl and she knows that I love her.