you wake up in Manhattan apartment...
You wake up in Manhattan apartment
Nathaniel Morris
Liam Watson
I look for the gun.
Cooper Torres
build a wall around that kitchen, put curtains on the windows, dirch that gay candelier
Blake Perez
>manhattan
>guns
Jason Thompson
No gun then.
I grab the baseball bat and leave carefully the condo
Nicholas Robinson
that apartment would cost like a mansion in Spain
Carson Martin
>hardwood floors
Carter Flores
I sell it for several millions and buy myself a cozy house in the countryside with a lot of money to spare.
William Nelson
>what is carpet store
it's 2018 nibber you don't have to be limited
Noah Brown
>Carpet
Unironically makes me puke.
Benjamin Butler
Sell it and move to rural Italy.
Anthony Edwards
Seems high enough, I open the window and kys my'ne self
Ryan Cox
why, italy is shit. filled with migrants and overrated oily food. rural france is much better
Jacob Barnes
There aren't any migrants in the countryside you dumb mutt. The migrants leave Italian cities anyways to better gibs in northern europe.
Nolan Powell
I bet it's noisy in Manhattan and cold and dark in winter like here. I sell the flat and buy big houses in Switzerland and Hawaii so that I never have to experience cold winters again.
Liam Howard
How much would an apartment like that cost to rent in Manhattan? I remember watching a video about a woman that rented a super tiny apartment that was 1 room and a tiny bath for like 1000 dollars a month in Manhattan.
Samuel Perez
>realize I can't pay the rent because of my shitty income
>panic
>get out and seek help
>get shot
Luke Adams
jump out the window
Cooper Jackson
Too expensive I kms
Easton Thomas
based, its wood or nothing
Grayson Nguyen
i do my morning routine
Bentley Phillips
Can you open the windows at this height?
Austin Scott
B-Bateman?
Juan Lopez
Matthew Ortiz
i would just take one of those barstools and smash the window.
jumping beats getting shot
Evan Foster
But why would I want to live in Manhattan?
Justin James
Less people than Tokyo
Kayden Wilson
>nuyorkers
>people
Joshua Fisher
You'd take more peaceful nice people than more bullets and heart attack food for sure.
Ethan Price
sure if you don't take off your filthy shoes it get's pretty dam uncomfortable
carpet is the comfiest option for first world citizen