Why the fuck can't Disney make kino musicals anymore?

Why the fuck can't Disney make kino musicals anymore?

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they have to make every movie about the merits of PoCs and push feminist values

Tangled was nu-Disneys last good movie. Wreck it Ralph was good but it wasn't a musical

The songs in Moana were good

Better than frozen I think. Shiny is kino

Disney was never good, especially at making musicals. Name one disney movie that is actually good non-nostalgically.

Emperors New groove

Reddit: the movie.

The Lion King

Last time I checked they tried being musical with frozen and they got lucky with it.

No really, they didn't think it'd be a hit and they weren't even trying.

Why does this movie always get praised? What makes it so special?

It's good? I don't know what else to tell you. It isn't filled with lol so random pop cultural references, it has an emotional story you can feel for that's actually kind of serious (Instead of haha I wanna bone that guy/girl of Alladin and The Little Mermaid) and based Zimmer also helps.

Oh, Mulan is good too for mostly the same reasons.

Aladdin
Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Fantasia
The Fox and the Hound
Robin Hood
The Jungle Book
Song of the South

>predates reddit by a decade or so
Stop. Just because reddit starts liking things doesn't mean you automatically have to hate them

>Song of the South
kek

The Incredibles

I don't think you know what makes a movie 'reddit'.

That was Pixar friend

I guess it's good for a Disney film. But as a film on it's own, it's awful.

:^) it's a classic
Forgot Alice in Wonderland

I don't really care either

Aladdin falls in love Jasmine.

Unable to confess, he joins ISIS. Never minding the strange area, he immediately gets there, and is overjoyed to find out that the girl has found Allah as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's bombing with the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Mohhammad himself, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, JIHAD ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SHARIA.

>Aladdin
Reddit
>Sleeping Beauty
Reddit
>Fantasia
Reddit
>Robin Hood
Furfag trash
>The Jungle Book
Furfag trash
>Song of the South
Reddit

BOMBS A WAY

Kids don't have the patience for them anymore.

Already a thing.

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Because you say it doesn't make it true
Retard

...

This will never become funny no matter how desperately you try to force it.

But it is true, 90% of disney movies are Reddit in it's purest form.

kek this must be the first time I've laughed at a Keit-ai pasta

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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Threadly reminder that Keit-ai posting is Reddit.

Because they are more focused on identity politics now. They have important messages they want to convey, such as "white men are evil" and "white men are bad".

Good story, good music, good 2d animation. No hamfisted identity politics and not made by affirmative action hires.

Keitai posting > Already a thing posting

EVERY
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Seems like you've just missed the best disney musicalkino comeback.
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stop

Jews.

this

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fuck no they weren't

This, they were great. The movie was good too. Fuck you OP

Making a movie that short and having the pacing that perfect is a special achievement by itself.

How long is it?

Newsies: The Musical is coming to Netflix next week, my man.

and everything Alan Menken does is kino you asswipe.

you dont know what "reddit" as an attitude is.

its literally animated Hamlet

>Moana
>Not kino

>dude isn't the white race obsolete and uncool look at this hip polynesians

Let's face it though, Tangled had a completely fucked story. Everything happens way too fast and out of owhere.

it's their first big african related movie and furrys.

how the fuck do you not like Frozen.

I mean, like, what the actual fuck is wrong with you.

Shitty tumblr pandering trash.

beacuse 2D > 3D
forever and ever

can you empirically prove that white men aren't evil?

okay now try again but without meaningless buzzwords.

Fuck off you race baiting cuck

Well, well, well. Little Maui's having trouble with his look

Frozen is easily the weakest modern Disney musical.
>Has maybe two good songs
>Shitty, unlikable lead characters
>Features the worst Disney song of all time
>Snowman
>The trolls
>'DUDE I'm actually a villain' reveal

>Elsa
>just wants to be left the fuck alone
>can't stand her extrovert cunty sister
>the coldness of her soul literally manifests itself as a superpower because pottery
>"""""unlikable"""""


>worst Disney song of all time
which?

>The trolls
they barely do anything and get like 10 minutes screen time total.

>'DUDE I'm actually a villain' reveal
K K K K = I I I N N N N O O O O O O O

Remember the Titans and that's literally it.

They can't steal unnoticed anymore.

Elsa's a shitty person, simple as that.
>Which?
Fixer Upper

Jews took over another successful business and turned it into a shitty uncreative unoriginal clone-factory that does nothing but buys and ruins other creative successful businesses/series

>Make a movie about blonde haired white people
>Most successful movie in decades
Really makes you think

>Singing at normal speed
>Everything else is in slow motion

Presumably she was singing at double speed if things were at the correct speed. Which is really dumb.

This bothered me.

Her singing was definitely slowed down a bit

Furious 7 was about blonde haired white people?

huh. really does make me think...

>Not liking 1991 Beauty and the Beast

I'm saying in the meanest way possible Go fucking kill yourself

Best Disneys have 0 songs:
>Atlantis
>Rescuers down under
>The Fox and the hound
>Zootopia

jesus I completely forgot Zootopia existed (and I liked that movie).

Best songs
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best disney song smhtbhfam

I have actually never seen that one.

go watch the Broadway show. it has new songs and they're all GOAT.

I mean holy shit how good is this?

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just imagine the 2017 version, but good and fun.

>go to New York
No thanks

Because Howard Ashman died.

Atlantis is experimental kino

cgi just doesnt have the same charm

But I haven't seen the 2017 version either.

it was literally the first movie i ever watched

Get aids and your funeral's made

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daily reminder that the hunchback of notre dame is disney's best film and menken's best work

The Black Cauldron

huh. it just occurred to me how similar is to "Rhythm of the Tambourine" from that show.

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Because nu-Disney plays it safe and never takes risks
>let's buyout marvel and make a shit ton of superhero movies
>let's buyout lucasfilms and make a shit ton of star wars
>uh 2D animated movies don't make billions of dollars, let's completely abandon it. Buyout Pixar, and make a shit ton of 3D animations.
>making original movies is hard. let's make shameless remakes of our classics with 2 actors in front of a green screen and a shit ton of 3D animators.
>we need a new princess movie. girl goes on a journey of self discovery. brilliant green light it.

Treasure Planet is also underrated.

What other Anons have said, plus the fact that BASED Jeremy Irons is in it.

There was 20 songs in Moana. It felt like they sung a song every 10 minutes

umm... you do know that Disney make fairytale films, right? They're simple stories that have been around for at least a century.

And your definition of "original" probably isn't all that original.

Even so, Inside Out was original. Wall-E was original. Wreck-It-Ralph was original. Big Hero 6 was original.

your generalised anti-Disney bias isn't very well thought out.

Forgetting about my boy Jim Hawkins. Treasure Planet is Disney kino up until they introduce BEN

thats what a musical is you fucking inbred dipshit

watch it again you fucking faggot.
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It's funny how happy Disney movies are because you don't realise Ariel and Esmérelda are supposed to be DEAD.

I wish they'd stop making CGI shit

too busy with sjw propaganda

>nobody in this thread had mentioned Hercules
Meg is the GOAT Disney girl next to Jane
>that gravely, sexy voice
Muh DIIIIIIICK! I would have sex with her voice if such a thing was possible