ITT: We guess the plot of the next Friedberg&Seltzer movie

ITT: We guess the plot of the next Friedberg&Seltzer movie.

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For recors, these were the faggots responsible for Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck

It will be an abridged version of Force Awakens but every 5 minutes a dude in a cheap costume will show up, say "I'm CHARACTER from MOVIE" and piss on somebody.

hollywood jews be gettin on muh last nerve.

They'll probably replace these characters with these other characters:

Finn - Guy from Get Out (XD get it??) (110% gonna be played by Marlon Wayans)
Rey - Daenerys (XD get it??)
Poe - Po from Teletubbies/Kung Fu Panda (XD get it??)
Han Solo - Indiana Jones (XD get it??)
Leia - a fat lady (XD get it??)
Kylo Ren - He'll be called Kyle Rimjob or something along those lines (XD get it??)
General Hux - The leprechaun from American Gods cuz fuck it they're both ginger (XD get it??)
Captain Phasma - Buzz Lightyear (XD get it??)

appearances/cameos that will definitely happen:

Pennywise, Mad Max, Star Trek, The Hobbit, DC/Marvel characters (take your pick, probably DANCE OFF BRO XD guy), Moana, Inside Out characters, Xenomorphs, Fast & Furious characters, Disney princesses etc.

capeshit parody

>Star wars
>Interstellar
>2016 elections
>Some character from a Disney cartoon (with an actor in terrible suit)
>Spiderman homecoming
>TDKR
>GOT
>Gravity
>Some celebrity
>Some internet trend
>The Conjuring

You forgot Scary Movie, but I have an idea for another entry (hopefully as Direct-to-Video or on some streaming service): spoof the Conjuring and Insidious franchises as well as M. Night Shyamalan's last two films; also add CCTV shots.

I forgot that they're only involved in the first movie as screenwriters.

Space Balls did it better.

youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0

>Opening from Gravity
>Astronaut vomit in his helmet for 2 full minutes
>Other astronauts do hiphop dance in space
>Pan to Star Wars spaceship
>Kilo Gram does a tantrum on his Youtube channel
>Kilo Gram wants to destroy Earth but his advisor tell him to wait for the good moment
>Cut to 2016 Earth
>Parody of election debate, with an old woman in jumpsuit and Leslie Nielsen with the Trump haircut
>Jokes is basically to Clinton coughing to death and Trump saying China over and over
>A death ray from space destroys the stage, killing both candidates
>The audience applause
>Cut to movie title

I'M KIM KARDASHIAN
FART
OH NO CHEWBACCA DON'T EAT HER, YOU'LL GET SICK
OH NO DONALD TRUMP IS DARTH VADER
USE THE FARTS LUKE
THE MILLENIAL FALCON. IT'S POWERED BY AN IPHONE
I LOVE DENNY'S
LEIA SLAVE BIKINI WORN BY HOT NEW ACTRESS RIGHT NOW

Can I get a job writing for hollywood yet?

Do people even care about Star Wars anymore? The fandom seems so dead

>masturbating with the force scene
>topical celebrity like kim k shown as a wookie
>6 minute long lampshade of obvious weakness built into the 'station' by the bad guys

Are you serious? People are obsessed with Star Wars.
Two back to back billion dollar movies? I think while hardcore fans might be feeling some fatigue, the normies, who will see this shitty movie btw, are loving it.

are you jewish?

Yes

your screenwriters guild contracts are being written up as we speak

I unironically enjoyed vampires suck

>The millenial falcon, it's powered by an iPhone
Lost it

Its like I already watched the movie.
You did forget a scene featuring a berated recent release that due to the negative reaction to that release feels hamfisted into the story (Ghostbusters: Vagina Version or something featuring someone from SNL in general)

Sup Forums will call the movie redpilled for featuring the 2016 Ghostbusters as a parody of college SJW