alpacolypse edition
/brit/
Why are there llamas in the road
averagedayinperu.jpg
Those are llamas though
haha thanks for linking my thread yanko
Love niggers
Love pakis
Simple as
t. el peruANO
>want to take my western wage and move somewhere cheap and warm on the continent
>rorke has a spazfit and votes brexit
>now my plan is in danger
ffs rorke
the fucked happened
any jacques brel - une valse à mille temps man in
the janitor
You guys think TOIL is hard? You wouldn't even last ONE day of NEETtoil
sara to the bogs, that's sara to the bogs
reckon most of the """"people"""" who voted brexit were just jealous at middle class people being able to afford going to europe while they were stuck in their shitty council estates desu
walk it like i talk it walk it walk it like i talk
really janny?
really
bbc.co.uk
what a peng uni
very nice design
really like Vox' writing but their videos have this really attention deficit visual language that i can't stand
oui
5'9 is the actual master race, prove me wrong
>tall enough to tower most females
>low caloric maintenance and less calories to get big
>not uncomfortable on planes or in cars
>limb length has versatile utility in survival situations and leverage in weight training or house work
>people who are over 6'4 probably descended from dinosaurs while we came from EVROPEAN neanderthals
>proportions look amazing while tall ""people"" look like stickman with flesh
done it for years
if i dont get a job in the next year i would quite like to die
business idea: lay massive underwater cables on the ocean floor, stretching across to the entire world so that we can all read a post saying "having a poo lads"
I'm 5'9 and I dream of suicide daily
Its a fucking tiny height only acceptable in 3rd world shitholes
thoughts on modern architecture
nothing makes me laugh more when upset lefties whinge about brexit and try to stereotype the people who voted it
i studed eu politics for 4 years before deciding on voting for brexit and still back that it was the right choice, educate yourselves instead of crying over spilt milk
business idea: lay massive
>eradicating
interesting choice of vocabulary
remember when people said all the mass shootings under obama were false flags by his administration and now we have Trump and there's been like 7 mass/school shootings including a new one today what's up with that
t. 6'5 falseflagging
>tall enough to
Stopped right here manlet
Welcome to the job centre, come on in
Fill out the forms, let's begin!
"What type of job are you looking for?"
"What type of job did you do before?"
If you're not sure we can do a special search
If you're the priest, we can find the church
If you think your soul's rubbish we'll find you a dust-cart
Job-seekers all scream for "restart!"
Walk in, grab a little bit of paper
Roll up for the magical caper
Come to the counter, make you a wish
Granted by the staff always sittin on their Sarfish
Come on in, always havin a laugh
Give you a check if you give us an autograph
Every two weeks, you get it in the post
I like spending mine on booze the most!
At the Job Centre, life's a laugh
They gives you free cash for yer autograph! (Give me some money!)
Love Jews
Hate goyim
Simple as.
look in the archives
I literally dream of suicide daily. ridiculous fucking idiotic height my parents must have hated me
Damn and I liked that edition :^(
they had it right in the olden days i tell ya it's a disgrace that they don't just build the same things now
but most of us have already endured unitoil
didn't realize Sup Forums gave out degrees in EU politics now
love it
*sighs*
i also studied eu politics for 4 years and brexit was the incorrect option, objectively. You must have forgot to carry the 1
NEED a fashion qt
any subhuman goy cattle man in
lmao
youtube.com
did they ever lock this guy away?
literally me
stop being a nonce you disgusting pos
fucking hell lads
this country's turning into an orwellian nightmare
i studied eu politics for 5 years and either choice was fine
No fuck those people.
stop posting roasties africano
I am jean claude juncker and brexit will be a huge success just don't tell the plebs
good riddance. this faggot was arguing that the government should be able to sue and jail reporters for breaking news about politicians that hasn't yet been "confirmed" or found out. he's an idiot and for that reason alone he should be jailed.
I work full time physical labour while being a full time student.
Doubt anyone here toils harder than me.
glad i don't live in a 3rd world hellhole where "hate speech" is criminalized
love pancakes with coffee for brekkie, me
That sounds like heaven compared to what a NEET endures on a daily basis
if you're not a racist it really doesn't affect your life at all
healthcare
>studed eu politics
mong
>being this new
Doubt it.
Good thing I'm racist and live in a country with free speech then
maybe for the krauts, but the system was never meant for large powers, it was made to keep the eastern bloc from getting too poor that they fell to the communist regime
it caps the potential of a country, especially one of our size, and its undemocratic system means that we either leave or have to accept the drawbacks of being in it
Sup Forums is as bad as /r9k/ and Sup Forums these days, i avoid it like the plague
more about saying something that can be construed as racism really
too scared to go downstairs and get a cup of tea as the decorator is here
is there no way to lose weight without wasting time exercising? i have better shit to do than run around and pick up heavy stuff
after googling it apparently starving yourself doesn't work, it just makes your body eat your muscles which further reduces weight loss
Was born in 1964.
good post tbf
FUCK OF captchatoil
Contemporary UK hate speech laws constitute the law of the land, debated and voted on by the representatives of the people. Why do you hate the law of the land, lads? Why do you hate democracy? Stop crying on /brit/ and go lobby the Commons.
fast
intermittent fasting
what’s he decorating
ahh good for you lad
*walks away and talks to someone white*
*teaches my dog a nazi salute and gets prison time*
hmm yes very good
brexit is good because it'll speed up the UK's destruction, which needs to happen before it can improve itself
don't think most people in this country are even aware you can go to jail for saying jokes desu
told my mum about the dankula think and she looked at me like I was mental
why are all these fucking jfs here?
go away
too many jf's
i don't care mate you're wrong and poor and stupid and your 4 years watching right wing youtube videos will never change that, simple as
*pretends to throw a rugby ball in your direction, causing you to flinch*
lol spazz
Let the lard of the Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!
SNAP
dining room walls. when he’s here the house is basically his, sings loudly and eats all our food. prefer to hide in my bedroom
too many jf's here could you guys please fuck off?
Has anyone here drove an automatic car? What is it like compared to manual
just tucking into my grand big mac® meal from mcdonalds® i ordered through ubereats®
delicious
what left wing youtube videos should i watch if i want to be a smart boy
Based
Before putting your posters up on the wall with sticky tack put some transparent tape on the back of the poster where it will meet the poster to avoid tearing your awesomeness.
Don't wanna tear your awesomeness dudes. Your awesome poster of RDJ in Iron Man 2, dude Marvel is killing it right now, can't wait for Infinity War.
*sips a cool bottle of Soylent, now with extra microplastics*
BBC is a good source for news, you just can't handle the fact that reality has a left wing bias
me at the back with the spanish republican flag
why are you feeding the decorator
also is he painting patterns? because i hope you can paint the walls by yourself
theres shaun and hbomberguy but theyre sargon-tier
its probably about as good as things get on youtube though