>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Why did Hillary pull ads from Pennsylvannia despite Trump closing the gap there? Wouldn't this at least leave it open for him to take? Or is he so favored to win PA that she gave up?
Ethan Foster
I heard Trump is tied in a Reuters poll
Have we started the fire?
Nathan Martin
I'm still very much surprised how you Americans could fuck up so badly. You literally had gold in your hands when bernie was running for the nominee and you shat on it.
Now you have two incompetent people running for POTUS of which the establishment candidate is probably going to win.
Hope you guys are proud of yourselves
Chase Lewis
Ffs stop posting these shit threads. Drumpf generals are only posted in by the same 10 neckbeard neets every single day. Theres not a single thing you losers haven't discussed yet. There's no reason for a 24/7 trump thread to discuss your neckbeard fantasies you disgusting fucks. Get fucked.
Andrew Flores
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Joshua Martinez
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Lucas White
>Trump says if that eggball player doesn't want to stand for the American flag he could find another country >media now saying Trump disagrees with the issue that eggball player was trying to raise instead of the player's behaviour
I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS
Also, has anyone noticed how the libshits have come out of the woodwork on this and said "hurr, there's the 1st amendment, his right". Just imagine if an eggball player had called someone a nigger. Actually, I think you can get fined for that.
Jackson Clark
According to the latest FEC reports, 20% of everything he spends goes to himself or his kids.
People are wondering why he's campaigning in Washington. He can probably bill himself $100,000 for the flight, alone.
Imagine how much depreciation he's going to write off on the jet when this is over.
Ethan Hughes
yis bruder de fire rises :DDDD
Jose Perry
M A G A W A V E
Sebastian Thompson
Why didn't I know that Trump has steamrolled his way back to being neck and neck with Hillary in the IPSOS poll?
He's been statistically tied with her for three days
Logan Nguyen
Don't get cocky
Eli Ward
This has got to be Zyklon Ben's best work yet!
Luke Reed
Fortunately there vast majority of the population think the player is an idiot that should be fired.
Ryder Cooper
Do people hate on Hillary so much because she is Bill's wife? Maybe she isn't as bad as we think, I can't think of anything she has done wrong except for the emails which really isn't a big deal.
Thomas Cox
They're going to lose the nog vote. What are they doing? Nogs in Detroit aren't particularly fond of muslims.
Anthony Walker
Immigration speech tomorrow
To all of those who want Right Wing Death Squad, don't hold your breath.
Lucas Reed
What?
Where?
Was the LA Times surge real?
Camden Long
>the truth is that the big loser in this over the long run is going to be Syria. This is an enormous opportunity for Americans
And they call us immoral
Colton Long
Awooo~
Matthew Powell
>James Harrison fined $250,000 for racist actions performed by Colin Kaepernick
Cameron Jackson
FRESH NC POLL
Henry Harris
We are back in the game.
Xavier Cox
According to the latest polls you're on track to be locked up in federal prison on conspiracy charges next year.
Anthony Green
Trump needs to take the rope that Bill has provided to hang Hillary this weekend.
Austin Lewis
Have you heard of Benghazi or the Clinton Foundation?
Gabriel Davis
h.. h-he's a r-racist.. a-a-and a-a bigot...
he.. the russians... theyre behind it all... i know it hillary... its putin... putin.. a-and the green frog..
the frog.. the mysterious.. smug g-green frog...
what does it mean.. hillary... w-what does it m-mean... ah crap i shit myself again.
Josiah Scott
>Bernie
Jacob Lee
They wouldn't release the results. They were slow rolling it hoping they'd change.
Christian Sullivan
...until after the election
Trump has to fool these normie GE voters and win first
Cooper Gomez
Now that is a spicy gif
Jose Howard
And that's after the fact they can't account for the new voter surge.
It's going to be an historic victory for Trump.
Kevin Wilson
>(((Jonah Goldberg))) telling Trump what to do and asserting that Trump isn't trying to appeal to Blacks and Hispanics he's just trying to appease independents Fucking scumbags, all of them. He actually said "Trump said at one point he wanted to go door to door and deport them". HE NEVER SAID ANY SUCH FUCKING THING.
These people are so EVIL.
Easton Murphy
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Noah Young
JEB SURGE FAGGOTS
Jackson Ortiz
I hope Trump knows about the story or someone on his team has informed him about it.
William Butler
it is almost he would be making money if he wasnt putting in millions of dollars a month in addition to the millions of dollars he spent in the primary
Jacob Harris
>Emerson Also >NC If the election hinges on NC, something truly batshit happened.
Liam Adams
WEEEEEEEEEE
ARE THE CHAMPIONS
MY FRIEEEEEEENDS
Connor Anderson
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE
Luke Collins
So just thought of something Johnson is """polling""" at """5-12%"""" and (((Stein))) at a few points As we all have said they're taking far more votes from Hillary than Trump: retarded Bernouts. However we also know they're going to combine for less than 2% on election day. Does this actually bode well for Hillary since in the end, if they're retarded enough to vote 3rd they're retarded enough to vote Hillary? Or are we to assume they will do something else? I know Big Don is going to crush her at the debates and convert any republican 3rd party voters but Bernouts are fucking retarded.
I figure best case its 8% Johnson, 2% Stein as of now. Jills votes are all die hard Bernouts and I don't think they will vote for Hillary. I'd say for Johnson 10% of his votes are libertarian party members who vote every time for then (this is the 1% they get nationally), 30% are never Trump fags who I can't imagine won't mostly fall in line by Nov but could swing a point to her by lowering R turnout, and 60% Dem never trumpers who are an extra kind of stupid voting for weed and in protest. That is the group I'm worried about voting Hillary in the end and keeping CO, OR, WA, VT, and ME CD1 blue. Basically we need to find out what the Bernout attrition rate is. What percent will vote Her, what percent votes Trump, and what stays home. I do think 3rd party will be 3:1 D vs R in the end but again sub 2% total. Also need to consider where these people are, CA 3rd party doesn't matter but VA does.
Ian Morris
This has to be spread around. Black people would not enjoy the influx of refugees in their neighborhoods. This could be a game changer.
Lincoln Powell
That's why they're calling him Amnesty Don, because he won't come out and say he's going to kick out 11 million illegals.
Ian Robinson
Great gif, but I feel like Trump should be in the middle
Jaxson Evans
She pulled them when she was getting tons of +8 in the polls. Ads in august were wasted money if she lacked the funds she should have saved them for september.
Cooper Brooks
>Trump >Establishment
KEK, is that why they spent hundreds of millions trying to stop him in the primary cycle?
There are people retarded enough that this "softening" will keep them home during election day, some even voting for Hillary.
It's amazing how retarded some people can be
Charles Brown
Don't try to act smug, you know I meant that Clinton is going to win. Look at the polls
You fucked it up
Carson Perry
>According to the latest FEC reports, 20% of everything he spends goes to himself or his kids. Yeah because the FEC forces him to pay full amount for use of his jet and hotels.
He's not making money, he's giving back his own money to himself. Why would he use a commercial airline or a different hotel when he could use his own?
Jacob Harris
Johnson hurts hillary more than Trump, hence why he's disappeared entirely from our TV screens
Jose Murphy
Insider was here yesterday afternoon. If they show up again before the speech (likely), we should make sure they have the ammo.
Justin Lee
GUYS WHY ARE YOU ALL SO POSITIVE SUDDENTLY, WHERE ARE ALL THE SHILLS? I really liked reading about drumpf btfo
Jayden Wood
>bernie Either bait or just very, very sad.
Anthony Mitchell
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Noah Morris
It isn't our fault Hillary didn't like Bernie. We like Trump.
Daniel Hall
i dont understand how he is unchanged for like 40 years
Tyler Howard
Visit the grand canyon. Not too far away from Boston.
John Stewart
You bring up a very good point. This could be something to worry about, but for now I don't think the third partiers will go for Shillary. Every single one of them despises her.
Josiah Baker
Plz help
I am very focused on what is to be made of this immigration speech that I *think* is scheduled for tomorrow in AZ
Does anyone know if this is a rally or just a speech teleprompter style?
DT's site says it is scheduled for 6pm which is 9pm EDT
Its a little confusing because AZ is mountain time but they dont do Daylight Savings. In any event, they are presently 3 hours behind us here on the East Coast.
So am I right in understanding the immigration speech is at 9pm EDT tomorrow or is there a separate speech for tomorrow for the immigration.
It just seems that its a sort of odd time to be giving a major anticipated speech.
Does anyone know if he has any spots lined up for FOX tomorrow night after the speech, or happen to know his Thursday media schedule, FOX & Friends, etc?
It would help me discern what the timeline for this policy statement is and how its expected to move through the news cycle for the weekend.
Wednesday night is a bit early. While it should be the top headline for the Sunday shows, Wednesday night is a bit early and by Thursday or Friday, Hilary's team could try to knock it down with their own news releases before Friday afternoon.
On top of this, I'm hearing there is gonna be another newsdump regarding the FBI/Clinton interview.
Please advise, thanks in advance.
Andrew Perry
You can't be this naive. Stay in a hotel or bill himself $80,000 to fly home? hmmm...
Jace Morgan
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Jose Bennett
Do you "feel" in charge?
Jaxon Sanders
>The Pepe Top kek
Jose Baker
>Why did Hillary pull ads from Pennsylvannia despite Trump closing the gap there Well she wouldn't pull ads from a contest she might lose so let's do some math.
Ayden White
Look at this racist.
Henry Brooks
she might have pulled ads from a state that she is going to lose
Gabriel Gray
a thousand memes posted yet I still ahven't watched TDKR because it's capeshit
why does Bane wear the mask?
Joshua Butler
I-I've shilled for a small fortune
Zachary Edwards
Guys... I was Jebposting last night. I don't know what the hell happened but I woke up with this.
Johnson at this point is pulling about equally from Bernouts who like guns and NeverTrumpers. Either way, unlikely to vote. Stein supporters will either vote her, or not show.
Christian Barnes
Anyone have more ammo pics vids that show Trump isn't racist to blacks? Pics like these
Liam Garcia
The FEC would disqualify him from the race if he was doing that kind of shenanigans. You clearly don't know how this works. He can't overcharge or under charge himself. He has to use going rates, per order of the FEC.
>Well she wouldn't pull ads from a contest she might lose Why do you assume that? She doesn't have infinite money. Their internal polling might show that Pennsylvania is a lost cause and thus she wants to focus her resources in states more within her reach like Virginia.
Ethan Gonzalez
How the fuck does Trump get an 8 point swing in 10 weeks?
Jordan Morales
Because the tweet could disappear and I can't find the actual video hosted anywhere else.
Matthew Young
On time of rally I always search for current time for wherever the speech is held. Probably teleprompter, but there is always a chance for some off script talk and Trump answering questions. Don't know regarding FOX
Ryder Myers
>the 80's
Everything he's saying then is everything he is saying now. Nothing has fucking changed. Has Trump retweeted his old videos? Perhaps put them in this ads.
Austin Carter
TAKE ME IN REPUBLICANS TAKE ME IN MY BIGGEST FANS
I WILL ENACT AMNESTY WHILE YOU LIVE IN POVERTY
TAKE ME IN YOU STUPID KEK I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK
YOU KNEW I WAS A PLUTOCRAT BEFORE YOU HATED DEMOCRATS
Brayden Long
Truth bombs.
David Wright
AND IT'S SWEEEEET
SWEEEEET
SWEET VICTORY
Joshua Stewart
Okay, so you are that naive.
He flies home every night so he can bill himself for the flight, as opposed to stay at a hotel that he can't charge himself.
There's no reason he needs to have his campaign offices in mahogany paneled high-rent spaces. (not to mention he has quintupled his own rent in the last 3 months, despite not increasing staff).
James Reed
Today's rallies:
- TUESDAY, AUGUST 30, 2016 -
DALTON, GA Governor Mike Pence 3:00 PM
EVERETT, WA Donald J. Trump 7:00 PM
WINSTON-SALEM, NC Governor Mike Pence 8:00 PM
Dylan Thompson
Polling fucked, anyone who espouses this shit is retarded. After the first debate dust is settled is the time to start paying attention, not now.
