/got/ general Slagfu vs Frogfu edition

Previous Yeah I'm totally like you guys, Sophie Turner isn't even that hot for being a slag. I mean look at that perfect face symmetry, unblemished skin, and even 3.14 smile, it's not like anybody could possibly be attracted to her? Right guys?

Whereas with frogfu, we have the ideal combination of male and female characteristics, the perfect androgynous face, this I the ideal and I will fight you over this.

Qhorin Halfhand easily relearned how to fight and was the best fighter in the Night's Watch, despite being old too.

So what's the logic behind Jaime being bad? I get that he will never be as good as before, but him 'not being able to beat a stable boy' makes no sense. Isn't he supposed to regain at least a part of his swordsmanship skills? it isn't all about muscle memory

Top Tier Chad Houses
>Baratheon
>Lannister
>Greyjoy
>Selmy
>Dayne
>Redwyne
>Targaryen until Jahaerys II
>Blackfyre
>Velaryon
>Dondarrion
>Tarly
>Mormont until Jeor
>Manwoody
>Yronwood
>Wyll
>Osgrey
>Webber

I can tolerate the show trying to force sophie as hot but jesus christ if there's another line about arya being "pretty"

Cast her, reddit

House Uller killed a dragon and raped Rhaenys Targayren to death
Surely that's pretty Chad?

we got to see him kill many dothraki in ep4 so i imagine he's much better than the average westerosi fighter

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Qarl the Maid

>that quote
i really wish we'd seen a faithful on screen adaption of jaime fighting, he is arthur dayne/barristan selmy tier in the books but he looks like an average fighter in the show

Queen

frog is ugly

Agreed times 100 trillion, holy fuck maise williams is not that pretty. DnD just have to accept it or pretty her up somehow because now I don't think she uses any make to try and make her look more like a tomboy, but fuck shes not naturally pretty.

Really makes you wonder when they say she looks like Lyanna, a woman a whole war was started over

Wouldn't be a bad lyanna desu

Meera's character exhibits the positive side of femininity. Rising to the occasion in crisis, caring for someone else selflessly etc. This makes her more attractive.

Why does GRRM pretend his storytelling is unique when it boils down to young and beautiful 'chosen ones' of noble birth and special powers saving the world from an evil lord and his army of soulless beings?

It's not like his world is unique either, in fact it's probably one of the most generic fantasy worlds I've ever read about since it's just the popular imagining of a medieval society with dragons with a few 'exotic' cultures thrown in that have obvious real world counterparts.

Grisly depictions of war aren't unique either, it's pretty common in the genre. In fact the only thing that makes it stand out at all are the themes of pedophilia and incest.

>Promise me, Ned

Azor Jaime

Is that Stoya? Cute as fuck

We only liked Frog girl because she portrayed a likable bland character.

Everyone on Game of Thrones is a backstabbing cunt besides a couple characters who also do some necessary backstabbing. Meera had just one good intentioned plot arc (protect Bran) and thus we liked her.

We all know Danny's Slave whore and Bad Pussi are the best girls.

this
i dislike sophie turner, but she is still infinitely more attractive than arya

arya is 5'0'' and her face is goblin-tier

Isn't it more of a trope for average nobodies to be the real heroes of the story?

Prime Stoya was something else
Shame she went to seed so fast

Yes I will add it

He would need at least 5-10 years, to get to master level again, but the fact that he can be in a battle and not die instantly is amazing enough.

Average nobodies who are secretly of noble birth yes

^thi
He does relearn how to fight, hence he is able to kill a handfull of dothraki.
If you look back in that battle scene there was multiple scenes where a single dothraki took out atleast 3 lannisters before dying, then we see Jaime kill dothraki and it makes you think.

Considering how good the dothraki are, he's still a better fighter than most if he can kill them

YOU WHORE STRETCHER

Aaggghhh

wiat, this was a pornstar?


how?! she's way too qt

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THE FIRE RISES

If you're talking about Jon, which is the only example I can think of, being a Warden's bastard is most certainly not an average nobody

>Aragon
Chad who lives 210 years
6'6
Descandant of Anarion
Chaddy Lifestyle as Strider because he knows he will be King one day
Ends Sauron and his ring reign
Kills Uruk-Hai before breakfast
Becomes prime King of Humans
Respected by Dwarfs, Elbs, Hobbits Walking trees, Gandalf (a semi God) and probably the Gods themself
Starts a New Age
Fucks women of a higher race (Elbs) on a daily base
Probably fucked Galadriel too
Portrayed by a great actor

>Jon
Bastard
Everybody hates him
Betrays his bannerman by bending the Knee
Gets betrayed on a daily base
Was a virgin until recently
Hast to leave for the Wall to live as Outsider because everybody hates him
His only friend is a fat loser
Breaks his oath
Couldnt save Ned or Robb
Gets cucked by Cat on a daily base
Dies because everybody hates him
AGGGHHHHHH Melissandre save me
AGGGGGHHHHHHH STANNIS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH WILDINGS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH DAVOS SAVE ME
AGGGGGHHHHHHH LITTLEFINGER SAVE ME
Shitty Actor
Manlet

>this was a pornstar?
A very good one too, in her prime

some Frey or Carrston inbred descendabt

stop

it's too early too fap

not that tier, he's said to be one of the best around by the start but i think it's understood that
arthur dayne > barry selmy > jaime > ned stark

>"Trust is Earned" tattoo on the guy
Absolute lel

If it isn't him but Jon I'll be pretty disappointed. If it's fucking Dany though then fuck this shit.

AAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
10/10 would start a rebellion for

Last one then user
This is her reading the latest Euron chapter

Why would you save this

Euron really has his finger in the bum technique down

>mention Arya js pretty
>do absolutely nothing with it

What was the point?

Is it so Jon or Gendry fucks her or something so we'll know why? Why couldn't they be the ones to call her pretty?

GODS SHE WAS SO HOT

MMMMMOOOOOOOORRRREEEE WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOREEESSSS
POOOOOOSSST MOOOOOOOOREEEE

qt

>young and beautiful
>Starks
>Beautiful

At this point, noone is fantasy stereotype beautiful except Sansa. Read the books

>Descandant of Anarion
Wait a second, the Arnor/North line was all descendats of Isildur0s fourth (?) son who didn't die in the orc attack where he his father and his older brothers died
Anarion's descendants were the Gondor line who ended when that faggot King thought he could take on Boss Nazgul alone in Minas Morgul, hence why the Stewards were a thing

well her and arya

but arya needs time to ripen

Dany's pretty fantasy beautiful

>horse face arya

Okay

Your ass Jon...

Nah they all are except Ned and Arya who probably is also meant to turn out hot

LANCEL-KUN FETCHU ME THE WHORE STRETCHER

Casual Robert's bastard WHOREEEEE getting killed at the brothel with her WHOREEEEE mother after Joffrey's coronation

Like I said; she has to grow into it. They repeatedly call her a young Lyanna, and Lyanna was gorgeous.

>Danny's slave whore

Who, Missandei?

>in her prime
>was hot
What is she like now then? Lemme guess from most likely to least likely: druggied out, chubbed up a little, total fatty

Dany is bald.

Jon is supposed to look like Arya and Lyanna. Just becayse Rhaegar crowned her Queen of Love and Beauty doesnt mean she was. Lets not forget Robert forgot what she looked like

Should I do a re-watch off all the seasons

Has her face gotten larger in the last years or is it just my impression?

opposite actually.


druggied out skele

i agree with all of that, but ned isn't that good, he's never been famous for his fighting skills

It's the coke bloat

No she's still fine as fuck, just a wee bit older

How many Dothraki has Dany bought with her?
At least 50,000 right?

How could it be possible that they won't have bought any disease with them? Surely this is the biggest mass migration in Westeros history, and we know they are dirty people

Would the 8th season be better if Dany wins the throne after like 5 episodes but during that time a plague is foreshadowed and the last 3 episodes are Dany trying to rule a Westeros where half the population is sick and dying, and people blame her for bringing the disease and she has to hunker in her castle and use dragons to steal peoples crop?

Of course knowing D&D if they went down that road Dany would invent the Germ Theory of Disease by herself then create antibiotics for the disease YASS QUEEN CURE

Guess what


It's dany

>Jon
>Stark
Also wasn't that Robert line show OC?

Fuck you Arya is waifu

save that for next year


remember we have to wait for 2019 for the last season

>Lyanna was gorgeous
show lyanna wasn't

no

He is related to Anarion through one of his female ancestors (Firiel)

nah

well for one westeros and essos are pretty connected so it's likely that both sides are immune to the others diseases

>they are dirty people
you're prejudice is showing. Nothing we've seen makes them out to be any dirtier than any other peoples.

>Would the 8th season be better
No, that would be incredibly shit and anti-climactic

So how bad do you think they'll fuck up Cleganebowl?

>Mountain has Hound on the ropes
>Hound finds the will inside himâ„¢ and overpowers Mountain
>Recites priest who's so irrelevant I forgot his name's words about forgiveness and says he forgives his brother something something cunt
>Mountain uses the opportunity to stab him in the chest
>Hound punches him in the head and continues punching him on the ground until his head is smash while still impaled
>they both die together

BRAVO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

It was show OC, but written by GRRM though

lmao ned would die even if he didn't go south because he'd kill himself once he saw how ugly arya grew up to be

arya is transforming into a potato I swear

No joke I know Sophie Turner cousin and one of my closest friends went to the same private school as Natalie Dormer.

>Lyanna was gorgeous

In a wild boyish sort of way, she was described as. She wasnt regular gorgeous as Elia was described as

Yeah until she ate a small child and gaining that weight this year.

Her shoulders are broad as fuck, damn, she almost looks like a trap in this photo with the lack of tits and fairly muscular arms.
The only saving grace is the hand size because thats how you can usually tell if it's a male or female

He's gonna overcome his fear of fire and use a flaming sword but since it's only 6 episodes they're gonna make the fight be some fast
*teleports behind you*
*nothing personnel kid* shit

no time for cool duels like mountain vs viper

If so many fat cocks glide through your cunt like through that cunts cunt you would be Junkie too
But seriously all these porn whores need Drugs to bear that humilation, pain and wand bagons of cocks

no ayyfu classmate

>you're prejudice is showing. Nothing we've seen makes them out to be any dirtier than any other peoples.
i'm not the guy you replied to, but did you forget about the part in s1 when they all cheer when drogo promises to enslave children and rape women?
or season 6 when two dothraki riders talk about fucking their prisoner in the ass?

it's like you haven't watched the show, dothraki are savages through and through

I actually don't understand the 6-7 episode seasons... they could flesh the series out for longer, this season could have been 10 episodes.

They really are just done with this shit and phoning it in, aren't they?

They pretty much confirmed it's Dany when Missandei fixed the translation

skeletal wight #3

I kinda miss smirkfu

It's a real shame it ain't hot enough for her old clothes desu

yeah when I was googling recent pics of her I thought I had accidently searched for traps. She looks like a man now somehow. It's weird.


maybe all the coke she's doing is cut with testosterone?

This has to be b8

The odds of that being true are very unlikely, and the odds that said person would post on Sup Forums make it even more unlikely
Post OC picks of you and her, of of just her or GTFO you lying sack of shit

Liers are the fucking worst, I hope you know that

slavery and rape are hardly "savage" it's a common human strategy. Hell slavery has only recently been outlawed in westeros and even them serfdom is basically the same thing

He's just fishing for (You)s and doesn't care, like all (You) whores.

Guys

What's the best /got/ meme?

Yup. ffs HBO literally begged them to keep the 10 episode format but D&D said nah


They're greedy fucks who want to ditch what made them famous and try to ride the momentum to make their own shit. They think "confederate" is gonna be their 2deep4u magnum opus and they're gonna "rek" Drumpf