THE SENATE WILL NOW HEAR THE FOURTH POSTER IN THIS THREAD

THE SENATE WILL NOW HEAR THE FOURTH POSTER IN THIS THREAD

S N I V E L Y

Hey how about we don't kill Caesar? Right?

Niggers tongue my anus

OP is a faggot.

stuff lemons up your bum

THE SENATE ALLOWS THE MOTION TO GO THROUGH

He did it lads

I AM THE SENATE!

I VETO THE MOTION

When I was a newfag, I defended our board. As an oldfag, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to OP, who has presented me with the most promising meme imaginable. I address you directly, OP. Please listen as if you were normal and intelligent, and not an autistic, porn-addled wreck/ You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a NEET before even coming of age. You have brought upon us Reddit, 9GAG, and cancer. You are Sup Forums's Daenerys Targaryen. But then a hamplanet's role has always suited you best.

Klajssic

Cicero was the pioneer of bantz

This

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*reports post violently*

>yfw I get a hold of you user

*impedes ur progress*
salve, citizen

Captain. Fortune spreads her legs for you. Faggots have fled. The thread is yours.

poor cicero

he literally did nothing wrong

vile nilotic rites: not even once

This is my new favorite recurring thread

nice peaches user

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GAIUS
JULIUS
CAESAR

>not trading your soul for that prime Nile pussy

Thanks, Patrician

IMPERATOR
GAIUS
IULIUS
CAESAR
DIVUS
PATER
PATRIAE

>not choosing a proper Roman matrona to have weekly orgies with

it's like you're asking for a damnatio memoriae

Punished Veronus is best Veronus

#rekt

spartcatcus was better

(U (

Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!

If you're only in it for blood and lucy lawless tits. Even then Rome does it blood/sex better

Why was this show so kino Sup Forums? Why hasnt HBO been able to make anything like it sense?

Cack.

Roman setting just has everything.

Is there a fucking reason why there isn't good miniseries of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

The Roman Empire and the Renaissance were the high points of all of humanity and will be the things aliens would make note of about us in obscure history classes

Europeans conquering America + British Empire = highest point.

There are Roman women who are fucked by baboons

>Iliad
Nobody wants a show about sacrificing a billion oxen to butthurt gods

>Odyssey
One man's journey type story doesn't leave enough room for sex and violence

ROMA
O
M
A

400 years of slapping around brown people with sticks doesn't make great tv

THIRTEEEENTH

>ALL CITIZENS, BE AWARE THAT THE VASSAL, PRINCE (((HEROD))), TETRARCH OF GALILEE, HAS COME TO THE CITY. BY ORDER OF THE TRIUMVIRATE, DURING HIS RESIDENCE HERE, ALL MOCKERY OF JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM.

What did he mean by that?

Just started watching this show. Marc Antony is based so far

>ciaràn hinds is playing steppenwolf in justice league

>Marc Antony is based so far

He will get better, and become the standout of the entire show and a real human being.

>Odyssey
with sean bean please, he was perfect in that role in Troy

>Odyssey
but there is with a blue eyed bombshell as calypso

I agree he's a good character, but a real human being? He's a guy with humanity and flaws and all that shit but Cicero's speech is more apt as a description

>Odyssey
>no violence
Are you serious?

GAIUS
JULIUS
CAESAR

\___
CHRISTOPHER
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MOOTYKINS
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POOLE

yfw prime Purefoy

hnng

jesus fucking christ LMAO
the way he moves his arms

Oratory motherfucker

Based

Look at the state of you user

>Picking that used Egyptian slag over prime Roman patricianfu

Antony truly did have a disease of the soul

>not knowing your Roman rhetorical techniques

Plens