Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
nice vintage meme
How weird do you think his pale white cock looks in her fake tan mouth?
RIP
its weird to think that john is a real guy walking around today, if he ever was real
Oh, cool, a newfag just discovered some old Sup Forums repost, and I'm expected to find this funny or quaint.
I give Jon all the credit in the world.
He was proud trash before Paulie D made it cool.
Can someone shop this with Jon Snow and Dany?
John boy, you're still coming back here saying this? Let's see a recent photo
Apparently the guy in the picture died years ago. I doubt his name was actually John.
Or maybe he's just shitposting by reposting old memes. Why are all you fags so insecure about shit like this
U mad?
John died in a car crash like 10 years ago.
Hi "Jon'. Pretty funny you are trying to shit on us yet here you are posting just the same.
Go back to pol or reddit
>no one actually thinks thats you or your girlfriend
Yikes
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I remember seeing this many moons ago. That was when I realized I was a sperg because it made me sad.
Can I get a hug anons?
This always puts a smile to my face.
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn’t brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from “no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.” Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. “but you all take to a whole new level.” You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A’s are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It’s not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don’t give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you faggot.
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First Tourettes Guy and now this!
Boy, these vintage memes sure are taking me back!
Can confirm. His family weren't too happy he had been the face of a meme when he had just died. Harsh, really, how they then got spammed but he lives on as a classic exploitable meme.
Suck my dick, chad
>Sup Forums - Television & Film
are you a television or film, John?
i didn't think so
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Coming soon, "The Story of John." With an all female cast.
Take 3 steps and say that again, birdbrain!
Proofs that he actually died?
My dad works at Nintendo and he confirms.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
this was funnier than OP's post
Just checking in to see how long my ban is
I don't think about you at all
oh boy
>tfw discovering guidos back in 2007 because of this meme
I could never understand how anybody could live like that, at least the dudes on Jersey Shore didn't put on lip gloss and shit.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of memes and children that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must have us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that.
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Surveillance Camera Man gets deleted but not this hmm
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
Yeah, I won this. Your whole last paragraph is a poor ramble and evidence of immaturity. If you don't take people serious just because it's the internet, then you are unable to understand that every comment is made by a human being, dismissing that fact does not make your pity insults and usage of memes valid. Not one time did I step down to your level, I respected your comments and disproofed them and argued why I think your arguments and comparisons are bad. And yes, if someone "pulls out" of a discussion, then he lost that argument, if all he can do is follow up with memes and insults. Have a good one, better luck next time!
Hey manlets,
My name is F W Murnau, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are tiny, little-dick, menschkins who spend every second of their day looking into frauleins belly buttons. Soon all of you miniature tin men will die off and the human race can finally move forward. Honestly have any of you even inserted your dichen into a frauleins schnitzel? I mean, I guess it is fun making jochen about citizens because of your own insecurities, but you all take dwarfism to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating your penis to the silent picture shows.
Don't be afraid. Hit me with your best insults. I'm pretty much ubermensch. I am six foot eleven and a famous movie director. How tall are you? three and a half foot? I am so tall that I couldn't help but die in a car crash (getting blown on my penis; sheisse was UBER cash). If you were in a car crash, you could always just shield yourself in the glove compartment or in your girlfriend's pocket. No, I'm just kidding. You could never get a girlfriend. That's ludicrous. You tiny people should just drive your cars into the wall. Thanks for listening (if you could even hear my booming man-voice from down on the ground).
Pic related: It's me and some menschkin bitch.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Nuri, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass capeshit. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever handled a film camera? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of arthouse films because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to tits in a Tarkovsky flick.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was president of the photography club, and cinematographer on my early films. What art do you make, other than “jack off to candidly photographed Jewish asses”? I also get straight Cannes prizes, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Okay guy seeing as we're getting this all off our chests I'll guess I'll say this.
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. if you fap to gay porn, that's two guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to "straight" porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it back around to gay again.
Damn, reminds me of the times when Sup Forums used to be the face of Sup Forums.
What board is the face now? The Nazi board?
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
The US elections really put Sup Forums under the spotlight . It's the most active board on Sup Forums now, and the news associates imageboards with nazism now.
At least it keeps normalfags away. We just have to be more left wing to keep r/the Donald on Sup Forums. I love terrorism.
>We just have to be more left wing
Oh no you don't, Chaim.
>At least it keeps normalfags away
If only.
Hey guys op here.
Why is this kind of post allowed on Sup Forums?
merci docteur-sama
Because Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums
That's deep
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
I see Chelsea Clinton as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Chelsea Clinton is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Chelsea Clinton does it for me.
Whoa you really told OP!
Hey Faggots, My name is Gustav, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, high-pressure systems who spend every second of their day bringing only weak winds and light drizzles to coastal areas. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever reached Category 1? I mean, I guess it's fun remaining so weak because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the 2007 Atlantic Hurricane Season.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best gusts. I'm pretty much perfect. I reached maximum sustained winds of over 145 mph, and am causing the complete mandatory evacuation of New Orleans. What major cities have you evacuated, other than "some random Haitian shantytown that can’t survive even the lightest gusts"? I also made landfall in Hispaniola, Jamaica, and Cuba, and have a banging hot low pressure system to feed on (She just increased my wind speeds; Shit was SO fast). You are all tropical depressions who should just disperse yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my feeder band
Hey Faggots,
My name is Metro Cop, and i will beat up every single one of you. All of you are rebelling, non obedient, low lifes who refuse to pick up the can. You are everything that stops between Dr.Breen and world domination in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever considered working for the Civil Protection? I mean, I guess it's fun running around and killing us cops because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to be friends with the Vortigaunts from Xen.
Don't hide from me. Just hit me with your best gravity gun. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the best cop on the force, and started my own squad. On what forces have you been, other then "kill the poor cop with a crowbar"? I also get straight A's on my physical exams, and have a flaming hot Stunstick (i just beat a civilian with it, shit was SO can). You are all candy-asss who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
pic related: It's me and my Stunstick.