/brit/

No job. No money. No gf. No friends. I've got all I need.

I've got /brit/

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Israel belongs to Christ. Not the Jews, nor the pakis.

wow these threads end so quickly now-a-days

to get her

Still can't quite actually bring myself to believe the Netherlands exists. What a terrible accident of history

I miss /birt/

ginger is an anagram of nigger

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give hug

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>american christians earnestly believe support 'rael will hasten jebus' return

> Fuck Minnesota

Nah you mean fuck Somalis. They are the worst immigrant group here too by far. It takes effort to be a bigger nuisance than the natives here and they managed to do it.

*starts playing electric guitar*
*crumbles at the thought of family and neighbors listening and thinking im shit*

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Niggas pocket watchin' (watchin')
I want that thot, this thot, ménagin' (which one?)
I bought a franchise to double up the profits (franchise)
We make a landslide, chopper get to poppin' (landslide)

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are they human

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jordan peterson fans:

what would you send to someone who had never watched or read a word of his work?

vile

Tell my man come off the road
Go get a job and salary
Them man sell Diet Coke
That food's got zero calories
Them jewels like jiggerdy-jaggerdy
That diamond's got zero clarity
I don't wanna get pissed off
See a man lift off, that's zero gravity
Anyway, actually
Who's that girl with her back to me?
I was gonna move to her then, but I left it
Let the convo come naturally
Then, man ah just run that casually
Big cougar ting on all fours
Man, it feels like I've got a tiger tryna tackle me
She said: "you're a little cub, don't fight it"
Senpai, I could've lost my vision
Ask Hus, the punder was blindin'
Now a lot of man are talking violent
Everybody's been out here ridin'
But manna just call them Simba
Dem man are just kings of lying
Dem man are just lyin' kings
They ain't coppin' no diamond rings
And fuck your Swarovski crystals
They ain't putting no white in cling
They ain't givin' out light and dark, or dark or light, or either thing
Your Mr. still pickin' up Qs
M-R, that's a minor risk
Remember when man came through
Not one of them girls were flirtin'
'Til Jus pulled up in a Jurgen Klopp BM
That's an angry German
Man are not bad in person
I'm with guys that are ridin' solo
That'll do it like Ralph Lauren
That's one long stick and a blacked out polo
Two brownin's wanna come to the Vale
Like "David, when you gonna send that postcode?"
Tell her meet me at the station
No location, everyting local
25 minutes on tube
Everyting cool, everything sorted
And the girl that I linked was peng
But her friend ain't nice so everyting awkward

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They’ve got to convince you to help them.

The entire Islamic Co-Operation Society is the UN’s largest voting block and vetos everything in favor of Israel, always, no matter what.

I’m not a fan of Moo-Ham-Head (Pig piss be upon his head).

What about when the Jews lived there in Roman times?

seeing tights all day at work whips me into a frenzy
wanking 3 times a day right now

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Id send them jung man his symbols and tell them to simply skip memerson

tights are absolutely amazing la

>Palestine is rightfully Greek

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The netherlands has unironically had a much better impact on humanity than germany ever has

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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

israel is rightfully Lebanese.

>that little nervous hop when he realises he's fucked it royally

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>Consideres Byzantine to be Rome but doesn’t consider the Holy Roman Empire to be Rome

this but in the literal sense

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GET HYPE

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shit drug

dont think theyre too fond of lezzers

Really wanna move to this girl at work but she has a bf how do I do it I need advice from a call centre deano.

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Not a muslim so making fun of poohammad wont upset me
>What about when the Jews lived there in Roman times?
Theyre a very small minority and it doesnt endorse all the movement of jews from elsewhere.

The jewish state belongs in north america. This is the safest location for the jews who have been oppressed throughout history

Imagine turning aisha into a wag, get her fucking fake tits, arse implants, botox lips. Scoring in the FA cup final and pointing at her, while the cameraman finds her in the crowd, off her head on champagne and benzos.

Corrrrrrrrr

See, I would listen to media reporting on "election manipulation" but frankly the only people making this an issue are people on the political left, Remain activists and democrats. Cambridge analytica was right, elections are run on emotion. And there's nothing wrong with voting with what you feel to be right

BTFO

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once was in london sitting outside pret and a homeless guy just pissed out in the open on the pavement

fucking rekt

here's to you Tim
cheers

The Roman-Judea wars were some of the biggest wars in history up until the modern era.

Strike two. Try again.

reminder that the jewish people literally have an autonomous home in siberia but they'd rather spill blood in the sand because their ancient holy book told them too

is that kevin hart

i'm glad the world is at least waking up to the massive amounts of propaganda being slung on public social networks

>once was in london sitting outside pret

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pret is for plebs mate

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Putin looks weird

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greggs >>>>>>>>> pret

did the man do what the book told him to

do not know, do not care to know

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better to be weird looking than gay

Birds > Greggs

Sorry i misread i thought you meant jews who were there since roman times.

In terms of historical jewish claims to the land, regardless of hpw long these were, they are negated by the long separation of time from israel.

The best place for the jewish state is north america. This is where they are safest

weird how some people can't seem to debate in the present

like yeah we'll just uproot the entire nation of israel and dump them somewhere in the midwest

facts on the ground

Reminder that Brits live in a Theocracy based on the same holy book

>standing over a girls desk at toil
>she's showing me something on her screen
>she has tights on
>Skirt is riding up

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we're all just big ugly apes aren't we

society and all that, its so fucking pointless

just want to get a full tummy and a good lay and thats it really

fucking depressed

Same logic was made for the conception of israel?

Think that's just an excuse for closet gays to share pics of men.

britain is a constitutional monarchy, not a theocracy. the church of england is a state organ precisely because it wields no power or influence on british society

*APE NOISES*
WORLDSTARRRRRRR

norman larpers are the worst by far

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When will London catch up? It already has the cameras. The Government already doesn't care about the will of the people.

Wait till you get South Sudanese

animals

ethats all we are

animals

from nothing, return to nothing

What language are they speaking?

maybe? but israel is there now

bit gay focusing on man arse all the time, haha closeted much?

that's the joke

What shall I do tomorrow lads?

>Wait till you get South Sudanese
A P E X
P
E
X

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havent moved from the sofa
havent eaten all day
havent done anything except listen to music and read the news

is this depression? i dont feel especially sad or upset or anything. just neutral.

>britain is a constitutional monarchy, not a theocracy. the church of england is a state organ precisely because it wields no power or influence on british society

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AI is the next step of human evolution

there's no such thing as "jaywalking" in britain

It's a shame she got molested as a child. Kind of turns me off.

not really depression unless you start to not enjoy it
depression also has that element where you can't visualise a future

Holy shit

cuz 9% of london would be in prison if they was told to cross the road sensibly

The Anglican Church never seriously penetrated English society beyond the landed gentry.

whats its like being retarded, must be hard

haha poeey bum

*90%

imagine running your hands down her legs

Enjoyed that.

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im literally full of shit

>jew and christian believe in same book

Someone brainlet this clown

>not really depression unless you start to not enjoy it

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>the Anglican Church wields no power even though I kiss the fanny of its leader everyday and she’s on my money

based /wsg/ poster