ALAN

ALAN

ALAN

ALAN

ALAN

LALAN

ALLEN

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LMAO

ALLAH

NO THIS IS PATRICK

GET OUT

*satellite phones rings like the crocodile's clock from Peter Pan*

you walk into a forest and this guy moves your gfs muscles

what do you do?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>has a giant ass delicious carcass right before him
>chases after the scrawny humans anyways
What did Rex Jr. mean by this?

He wanted to discuss tax policy.

...

DINO KINO

>Jurassic Park 3
>three claw marks in the beginning intro

MADMEN

>foreshadowing Spino

ABSOLUTE MADMEN

Same as Mr Shark in The Shallows.

Amazing

>when you're trying to make your film look as much like a made-for-tv movie as possible

thaTS IT, ive HAD IT with these HOT OPINIONS and RAUNCHy posts
I am officially rewiring my brain as to accept the third movie as the BEST, thats right I said it, the BEST movie, of the triology (lmao notice how I said triology lol)
Mb I'll make a discord for fellow patricians

But seriously, what would you do if you were in this situation?

Shoot it and throw it out of the plane.

But the plane would have already crashed by then.

That would be extremely painful

>Walk in
>See this
wat do

What is the tax policy on Isla Sorna? Hopefully it's a progressive tax that gets higher on larger dinosaurs, otherwise it's just not fair.

You're a big guy.

Give it one of my tendies.

For you.

>OMEGA KEK

mAAAAAAAN...I'm dying

ALLEN

>If I pull that off would you die?
>It would be extremely stinky
>You're a big turd
>For you

No Allen

>the one time we get a Ceratosaurus in this series and it's during a shit scene

That Raptor Jump scare really got me the first time, not in this scene but in the destroyed lab

Let's see Paul ALAN's egg

do you think that raptors gets embrassed when they poos out eggs
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of a raptor pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embrassed
I just want to see it for a few laughs haha

As lame as 3 was the raptor scenes were fucking great, probably the best raptor designs of the series.
It's a shame they regressed so badly in Jurassic World.

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>this is exactly what a self conscious teenage raptor would say

Fuck off, homo-sapien.

The absolute state of Sup Forums right now.

>Spinosaurus had 3 claws
>Jurassic Park III is a sequel to The Lost World
>The Lost World is the second sequel to Jurassic Park
Was it ahead of it's time?

underrated

Get out...?