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GODS I AM STRONG NOW

>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

BOW YA SHITS

Who will DnD kill off to reduce the number of side characters next season?

>I'm writing as fast as I can XD

WITH A DOTHRRRRRAAAAAAAAKKKII WHOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR ON ITS BACK

That's what we are - Ghosts.

aagghhh Brienne, save me from Arya aagghh

>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

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What is the origin of The Three Eye Raven?

Who made him?

nth for bad (ded) poosi

I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE ON THE BOBBYPOSTING TO COME

I'LL STRETCH EVERY WHORE IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TO GET MY WINE

EPIC MEMEING Sup Forumsro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

Even brave men blind themselves sometimes, when they are afraid to see.

>starts a war because of stolen pussy
Basically Illiad. Ned is Odysseus with a bad ending

aahgh

Reminder, Bobby was such a beta he admited defeat to a dead man.

>"Rhaegar … Rhaegar won, damn him. I killed him, Ned, I drove the spike right through that black armor into his black heart, and he died at my feet. They made up songs about it. Yet somehow he still won. He has Lyanna now, and I have her.”

I WILL AVENGE YOU, AND FINISH WHAT MY FATHER STARTED!

Truly a great shitposter.

you got F A T

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I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.

How many more generals Robbert when does it stop

>Bronn will never get sunspear as his castle and take bad poosi for his wife

I won't take it anymore your grace!!!

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>TFW when your ship and all those slash fics you shlick to go down in flames.

bring me season 8 before I ned myself

What's the Draugr Deathlord gonna do next season?

I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE YOUR GRACE!!!

>mfw some salty targ calls me reddit

hopefully kill everyone in the world to get that nice edgelord ending

Powerful cuckold thread

For he was cucked so hard that it birthed the savior of Westeros

So who did the better Undead Dragon, D&D or Blizzard?

*CRUSHING RHAEGAR SO HARD EVEN ORYS AND AEGON I. FEEL PAIN*

THANK THE GODS FOR ME
AND MY TITS

WHEN YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT YOU WHOORRRRREE

Relax Lancel, just, PLAY WITH HIS ARSH

>DABID IT'S A WIGHT WALKER DRAGON SO IT MUST BREATH BLUE FIRE DABID

MFW it was his plan all along
>be grrm
>hate normies
>decide to erite s book normies will love
>get popular, keep ghivonh the normis more abnd more
>release books with longer and longer gaps, but open more plotlines for people to hype
>just stop in the wnd, living off the millions you made
>normies still wsit for your book

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Then show me her body!

I'm new to GoT and just finished the first season.
How did the boar get pregnant?

HONORABLE FOOL THE VIRGIN DANY POSTERS WILL GET US WITH THEIR DOTHRAKI HOOOOOAARD

Now you made me remember that dabid & dabid will kill Bronn for a cheap shock value in the next season. All he wanted was a castle and a wife.

Death is the enemy.
The enemy always wins, and we still need to fight him.

There was this funny gif about bran and littlefinger watching sansa getting raped. Anyone saved it? Pls post it if you did

BUT HONOR

You will do as i command or i'll find me a WHOOOOORE WHO WILL.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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>Now you made me remember that dabid & dabid will kill Bronn for a cheap shock value in the next season

Watch him get killed by Arya or something stupid and she says some stupid shit.

>Be Bobby B
>Twice Bethrothed
>Once Wedded
>Zero legitimate heirs

Such a profound and original message. Woah the death is le bad and we must keep fighting it against all odds whoah
Let me analyze this in my next /r/gameofthrones post

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>"Let me make something up and hate D&D for it."

DABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

SAVE ME ROBBERT

AYO PODRICK FUUUUCKIN PAYNE LETS HAVE A DRINK LMAO
*walks off stage*

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Bloodraven warged a whore and impregnated it

such a weird scene

THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

>Rewatched Season 1 between the Dawn and Sunset of Bobbyposting
That was one of this best memes on Sup Forums I have ever seen during it's prime

Needs the woke eyes.

how would show shireen fare against patchface?

hhhhnnnnnnnnnng

It's not like they didn't done that before.

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Bobbyposting is what got me through Season 7

>Lena headey enters 5 seconds later

hmmmmmmmmmm

AYO DANIEL LETS GET OFF THE SET BEFORE LENA SHOWS UP

Blame Lena.

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Apparently Cersei's and Bronn's irl actors hate each others guts after going through a nasty breakup. They refuse to be in the same rooms and won't talk to each other.

Bobbyposting led us through the Great Depression and granted victory against Hitler

Guys I want Jon to cum inside Arya and marry her. Is this normal?

yer too fat for yer armor

>let's end all the politics and intrigues that have been going on for 90% of the show and replace it with mary sues fighting ice zombies

who thought this was good idea ?

lmao

So how pissed are the northerners going to be, when they find out that Jon bent the knee?

That wasn't for shock value though. If they wanted to kill Bronn for shock value, or at all really, they would've done so already.

>rhaegar was going to stage a coup and remove his insane dad from power
>robert's cuck rage got in the way
greatest tragedy of all

DO YOU EVEN BOBBYPOST??? LMAOOOOOO

GODS I hate 9Gag so much

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You know, I'm fine with normies turning their brains off and watching the show, I really am. But when faggots start trying to defend the horrible writing and plotholes lately, that's when I get fucking annoyed. Especially when you explain in detail why the writing is bad and how the plotholes exist and they drop their argument in favor of "lol you must have no life how sad" or "lol why can't you just stop overthinking it and enjoy it?" I can't fucking stand that shit, normies trying to cover up their retardation by insulting you and stopping the argument.

>mfw I realized NOW that Jaime was wearing Tywin's armor the whole time

No he didn't. If he wanted to overthrow the mad king he would've done so before the war, especially after he burned Rickard alive.
Stupid Rhaegar fanboys, good thing he's dead.

>supposedly professional actors that gets paid millions per episode
>can't even stand next to eachothers
What could have caused this?

Kek i made that shit in 5 seconds

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He was already wearing it last season.

>BASED ON A LIE
i stopped watching right there wtf was bran smoking tf was his problem

Robert cucked his 300 years old dynasty so hard it went extinct

He could've taken many many steps to prevent that. And even then starks would be furious + you thinke Dorne would be okay with annulement?

ONE BALL NO BRAINS