Watching some American sex comedy

>Watching some American sex comedy
>The character brings out lotion for some reason (I never understood this as a kid)
>mfw now when I realise Americans need lube to masturbate

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The lube is for prostate stimulation.

>mfw I'm American and I don't

>that moment when you realize Sup Forums is full of Americans with no foreskins

Its exaggerated for effect. Most of the time you just spit on your hand.

Why are you yuros so obsessed with foreskin? Its really not that big of a deal.

Cut cock detected

>why are you vision-capables so obsessed with eyes? I can see just fine with my hands and fucking cane

You've been a VERY good goy

>not that big of a deal
>its ok, they just cut off part of my dick

Maybe YOUR foreskin isnt a BIG deal americuck but mine adds considerable GIRTH

>not using precum as loob

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Yeah, Americans don't realize, I think, what's been perpretrated on them. In Europe, it was only with the wholly false claim that AIDS was equally prevalent in straight people that capitalists achieved their aim of attaching a toll-booth to the masses' libidos, but in America, it's been that way since Kellogg, the cornflake salesman, convinced people to mutilate their children. To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products. It's horrifying.

all media is created by jews because goyim have no creativity.

Because we da bess

Fucking dryfag kys

I find it confusing. I've never needed lotion to masturbate and I'm circumcised.

>To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products.
You don't need consumer products to have sex. Maybe a condom.

>To enjoy orgasm, most American men need consumer products.
Good. Masturbation is wrong. Real men only ejaculate into vaginas. Not their hands degenrate faggot.

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How does having foreskin affect your life in any way?

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Sex feels way better since you have more nerve endings on your dick.

Wrong.

So you can last longer is you're cut? Really gets my snicker doodling.

*if

>snip snip, goy

He is right tho, both man and woman have a more pleasant experience if uncut.

No, it just feels better while dry dicks feel uncomfortable if they feel anything at all.

77%

WTF and I wondered why US is such a jewish puppet. They literally mutilate their sons for the ZOG and so old cunts can get their stupid creams.

I was circumcised as an adult for medical reasons. I don't need lube to masturbate. It never seemed to make an impact on sex. Girls don't give a shit either way.

>better
>longer
So better for the woman?

how would you know? half-dick.

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4302488/Men-say-key-enjoyable-sex-circumcision.html
>significantly decreased coital injuries

w-what

lol yuro poors with their dirty infected dicks

American girls only suck and fuck clean cut cocks

Your frenulum (piece of skin that attaches your foreskin to the head of your dick) can tear if you fuck too hard. Happened to me once. That was an extreme case where I was fucking her for like an hour though.

Then why did they suck and fuck me when I visited LA? One even complimented me on my foreskin.

>american girls
if i wanted an american girl i'd go to my local pig farm

never happened to me, probably because i mostly use condoms

They were humoring you because they liked your accent

My grandfather got an awful dick infection on the Western Front and as a result had all four of his boys circumcised when they were born after the war, by a full on mohel to boot.

Thankfully that didn't become a family tradition. He thought it likely his sons would have to fight another war, apparently.

I still got my dick wet in american pussy. I laugh when thinking how some american cucks are going to marry the chicks I fucked.

I'm circ'd and I legit feel nothing much when I wear a condom. They HAVE to be the ultra-super-duper thins and I have to be fully in the zone to even keep hard with a condom.

I blame being drunk, porn, and jerking off as much as I blame the mutilated dick I have.

at least it's /fa/

It looks cleaner, whatever. Who cares.

You lose a ton of sensation in your dick pal, it's nuts. And the whole problem that it's fucking child abuse.

Im circumcised, while I know these are straight b8 threads to make people mad on both sides im actually kind of irked about it.

I dont really like the fact that I didnt have a say in it, and objectively there isnt a real reason to have it done by default. The old studies were thrown out.

You try to bring it up with people and it gets really bad reactions. People are still very prude and shameful in our society, so its going to keep happening unchecked

Just reposting, my autocorrect fucked that last paragraph up. It still feels great so I don't get that argument. In all honesty I'd rather have the girl like my dick and want it as much as I would like to be attracted to the way her pussy looks.

was stationed in the UK and Germany for several years. During that time I slept with local broads then started to branch out with things like myspace and other online dating sites starting to take off.

Every single time they would see my circumcised penis was like they had discovered booze for the first time. They loved it. Even when I dated some of them for a few months whenever we'd have get togethers with their friends they'd bring up my dick and without fail I'd have to show it to their friends. Sometimes it was odd but it actually was getting me get laid too. As soon as we broke up those girls would be hitting me up. They explained that cut dick looked much better, didn't necessarily feel any different but the thought turned them on more because of the aesthetic. Girls that refused to blow their boyfriends were blowing me during one night stands.

You can guys call it Jewish tricks or whatever else you want to justify it but cut dick is preferred by women. It looks better and is much cleaner.

Btw girls in the uk were the biggest slags ive ever met in my life. They treated my black American friends like they were 50 cent or some other popular rappers from back then. They treat the uk born dudes like anyone else but they are obsessed with black Americans, it's the weirdest shit. The only other place I saw this was south Korea, only with certain girls not all. For some reason the uk they think every black dude from the states is some kind of famous rapper, I honestly blame their obsession with American pop culture.

You have mutilated body and you are happy about it, you are no better than pic rel

All three of my son's are circumcised. If you want your kids to get laid in America you'd better do it too. I used to get baited by the anti circumcision shit and it was something I debated for a long time. What finally pushed me over was talking to my wife and getting her opinion on it. I talked to several other broads I know and finally settled that it is something women are attracted to and something as stupid as not being circumcised is a deal breaker for a lot of chicks. It's like finding your 10/10 and the first time you sleep together she has a massive disgusting roastie pussy.

Your parents did you a favor whether it is just a stupid aesthetic thing or not.

Lol ok, keep telling yourself that. Next time you talk to any girls you may know ask her what she prefers. You're living a lie.

It's only this way in America because they are used to it by default, their older sisters and mothers tell them about it etc.
If they were born in a normal country that wouldn't be a case.

>tfw Muslim and circumcised as well

I don't see what's up with all the hate against circumcision.

>A degenerate is proud of his mutilated dick
Wow, you sure did surprise everyone.

I don't have to ask what she prefers I live in Europe, women here either don't know what circumcision is or have no idea how circumcised dick looks like.
Hell, even I only get the idea when I started browsing Sup Forums because it's so american dominated, before this site I only knew it existed and that Jews do it.
I had no idea US is majority cut and it blown my mind the fuck out when I first stumbled upon one of these threads.

>tfw uncut
>the skin is too tight I couldn't even masturbate or have sex
>mfw I'm getting cut

>mfw now when I realise Americans need lube to masturbate
WHAT? aaahahahahahahaha

I think it extends passed a cultural thing. Even in the uk the girls liked it and was more of a novelty for them. It just an aesthetic thing, it's like broads getting vaginaplasty or whatever is called, they just know it looks better.

I prefer the way my dick looks being circumcised. Lol I don't even know why I'm still in this thread.

I'm just talking from my own experiences, could be different other places.

fuck you in every sense possible.

It's just cock man, don't be so mad, if it bothers you that much you can always get circumcised too. I'm not saying I'm proud of anything im just telling you guys my experience.

>yfw you realize that blobs are literally fighting wars for (((them)))

stretch it you fucking retard

Im cut so I'm clueless, you guys have to stretch it? Why is that, I'd assume since it is natural shouldn't it just work by design?

That is just disgusting man.

>i think about american cocks all day

Stop making Americans look bad, as an uncut American I can actually wash my dick like a non-autist

>watching porn
>circumcised shots are tiny dribbles
>my own uncircumcised loads practically blow holes in the wall

I feel so sorry for you cut guys.

>I mutilated my children, it's so they'll get laid!

You're an idiot and an awful parent

Why don't you ask your wife about her opinion on having a bull in the relationship, and you being tied down while he penetrates the both of you. remember: Happy wife, happy life!

And if your post isnt bait: fucking kill yourself
And if it is bait: very, very nice work. you got me good.

I only just found out recently that americans get their milk and booze from gas pumps. idiots desu

Not that user, but first time you fuck a girl uncut your dick gets stretched back by her pussy assuming you don't have a micropenis.

It can feel uncomfortable to begin with. It's kind of like a male hymen.

>I think about the systematic mutilation of the majority of babies born in the US and the business that comes with it and the money that it makes for surgeons and the beauty products industry who take advantage on ignorant parents

yeah I do and so should you cutlet

95% of the times people with natural penises don't have problems with it, only people with phimosis need to stretch

>i think about american cocks all day

enjoy your fossilized glans, your mutilation scar and your diminished sensitivity ;)

i don't get either, my dick is cut, i am not american, and i never needed lotion to masturbate

Not that user, but aren't you the least bit concerned that your country considers genital mutilation normal?

Of they're not.
That's the whole point of religious brainwashing.

Im a cutfag. I dont have to use any kind of lubricants to jerk it, but europoors won the dick argument. circumcision is kike and sandnigger shit.

>I prefer the way my dick looks being circumcised.
Good. That's your opinion. Other people shouldn't be forced into major body changes because of your opinion.
>but it's harder to do it if you're older
Not your life. Not your body.

How can cutfags ever forgive their parents? Is it because the cognitive dissonance is so strong? Imagine if your father held you down right now, as an adult, while your mother cut off some "useless skin" like your earlobe - it would be assault, and your parents would be deemed insane. So why is this ok to happen to a baby against their will, when at such age you can't even consent?

>i think about american cocks all day

of course, its gross. we can thank the jew and protestant strangle hold on the country for its prevalence.

we dont think about dicks all day like you.

de peasants, dey are revolting against da jewsnip

>we dont think about dicks all day
Not even your own? So it is cognitive dissonance. You were so traumatized as a child that your brain is subconsciously trying to shield you from the torture it experienced at the hands of supposed medical professionals, while your parents stood by idle and did nothing to protect you. I'm so sorry.

when I first heard americans cut their childrens dicks and its part of their culture, I couldnt believe it

what a grotesque country