Guatemala is the worst country in the world

Guatemala is the worst country in the world.

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bump!

You are a part of Guatemala which is in itself a state of Mexico

Maybe in Latin America, but there are plenty of shitholes in Africa that are much worse

looks like ancient heaven on earth to me

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you have never begin to Guatemala have you??

agree

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>mfw someone says Belize is part of Guatemala

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yes it is
I fucking hate it here and it's my job to make you all as miserable as i am

Are you the German or someone else?

he's a larper

You know i'm the german
I'm the only faggot in this country who frequents Sup Forums regularly

You're a nigger

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South Belize is white

salvador is worse

Guatemala is not even the worst country in central america

South Belize is not white

t. Paulista that know the memes

>anywhere in belize
>white
That's a good one

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Do you live in Guatemala City? Have you ever been mugged?

You're a spic

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I live in the city and i've never been mugged because i don't frequent the ghettos and my car looks like a narco's car

Is this a picture of a south belizean white man?

Kek isn't this your mugshot??

What zona do you live in? I'm going to be visiting family this summer and want to have a good time without too much trouble. I know zonas 10 and 15 are pretty safe. My sister lives in some gated suburb anyway so I don't know how much time I'll be spending in the city.

So this is the true power of belizean ""banter""

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I live in the rich tip of zona 16 right where it meets z15
If you want i can hook you up with the best clubs and bars to go to

What a splendid sense of humor. Pity I don't have one.

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That would be greatly appreciated. I haven't been since I was a kid so I only remember vague stuff like a street carnival, getting a urinary tract infection and visiting my farmer uncle who somehow had blue eyes and blonde hair despite everyone else on my mom's side being brown.

Head down to paseo cayala there's all sorts of neat shit there
The bumpinest place there right now is Qbar but its hard to get in if you don't want to pay out the ass
Behind cayala there's an irish pub called Public House me and my friends used to go to regularly, they have live music and shit
Then there's Frat House in zona 10, which is pretty popular right now
There's also a bunch of clubs in zona viva, i recommend going there if you want to do some bar hopping

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What's it like in Guatemala city?? never begin to Guatemala before but i can speak Spanish.

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Guatemala is just a poorer Chiapas.
Nice to visit for a weekend but that's it.

Most of it is fuck ugly and full of crime
The few parts that are nice range from generic modern architecture to quite nice art deco and historical buildings

Thanks friend

Also i don't know how it is where you live, but i had a hard time finding out where they sold cigarettes when i went to NYC
We buy our cigs at gas stations, not in smoke shops

That must be a law specific to NYC because here in California they sell cigs in gas stations and 7 Elevens

And corner stores in general

My wife's son is Guatemalan

Kinda sounds like Belize city which is one of the reason why I moved to the cays.

no, north belize is

I raise you Equatorial Guinea

also, is this /carib/?

>Equatorial Guinea
nope

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What does a Narcos car look like?

Belize-Guatemala war when?

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guys

Who do you think would win?

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USA

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Belizean "defense force" has 1,300 active personnel
We have 34,000
Take a wild guess

at least is not a non-country

pick up trucks, chrysler 30, Camaros, chargers

always with tinted glass and rims basically a nigger car

chrysler 300*

The howling monkeys that live in the jungle take advantage of the situation and conquer both countries, that's how a reign of 100 years of terror begins...

vote "yes" on april, time to make some history