He only lets you write 5 names pol

He only lets you write 5 names pol

OP
his mom
his dad
his pet
his grandmother

I write none because I'm not a shithead faggot hateful beta virgin.

I just toss it somewhere where nobody will find it or tear it up.

Merkel.
Soros.
Hillary.
Shapiro.
Leslie Jones.

i write you

>op
>this thread

wouldnt have wished it any other way

Thats really weird. I just rewatched the first 3 episodes just a few hours ago

*.*

Tim Wise
Angela Merkel
George Soros
Milo Yiannopolus
Hillary Clinton

Hillary
Trump
Obama
Cruz
Sanders

Me and my family members

>Trump
>Hillary
>Johnson
>Stein
>Obama
What would happen next?

/thread

Angela Merkel
Hillary Clinton
Owen Smith
Gary Johnson
Jean-Claude Juncker

erdogan
merkel
hillary
moot
marion

Our president
Our Prime Minister
Our Foreign Relations Minister
Our Internal Issues Minister
Leader of the Socialist Party

Noam Chomsky

Merkel
Soros

Save for other 3 spaces for anyone who replaces them, just to really set an example.

Also, I would write that they die slowly from excessive anal leakage.
All of them.
I don't want globalists thinking it's just a coincidence.

First post best post

>only 2 Soros mentions

Soros
Bill Gates
Hillary
Obama
Merkel

Reminder that anyone who doesn't write Merkel should kill themselves

Merkel

Mister Juncker

Soros

Hillary

Me

Hillary Clinton
George Soros
Justin Beiber
Nate Silver
Angela Merkel

as many rothchilds as possible (or the nondying ones at least)
soros' kid
rockfeller kids

>moot
Who is that ?
>inb4 newfag i dont lurke Sup Forums often

You're all going to get visits for online death threats again(especially in the UK....) This happened like 2 years ago dumbasses. This actually stood up in court too, over 95% of the cases... Good luck?

>you think you want them dead but you don't

>Assuming xir gender
It's 2016, how bigoted can you be

The top five prospects of the >laffs, dooming them to at least another decade of irrelevance.

definite newfag. moot is the founder of the Sup Forums

>shapiro

>You're all going to get visits for online death threats again(especially in the UK....) This happened like 2 years ago dumbasses. This actually stood up in court too, over 95% of the cases... Good luck?

Nah, only the people who got dubs, because they're actually using Kek to do it.


Soros and merkel,
Soros and merkel,
Soros and merkel,
Soros and merkel,

Dubs now.

this t b h

Benjamin Netanyahu
Angela Merkel
Hillary Clinton
Barrack Obama
Megyn Kelly (ya fuck that bitch)

No this same shit has literally happened here...

Muhammad
Merkel
Erdogan
Jamal
Soros

Everybody with these names and surnames

The 5 most powerful Rothschild's.

Kim jong un
Justin trudeau
George Soros
Sanders
Uh, I dunno, my second grade teacher?

>tfw zionist autocorrect adds an out of place apostrophe to make you look like a dumb goy

>it auto corrects all the names into common arab names

I'm okay with that

(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)

What the fuck kind of proxy is that

this +1

>death threats
In a Malaysian northern expedition notebook??

Strategically a 5-line death note is useless. The hydra has too many heads; it's too decentralised. Soros is old anyway, do you think that when he dies in a few years that the West is going to uncuck itself? Likewise with all these politicians that people are listing: they'll be gone in a few years but they'll just be replaced by new cancer.

It has tactical use though. A certain death at a certain time, made to look like an assassination, could provoke widespread reaction and redpilling.

Doesn't it decrease your life span in the show? and the rules can that are written can be completely fake?
To add, decrease life by an unknown amount?

So why would you use it in the first place? Burning it would be the only way to go

Slow and steady wins the race
>yfw

Those pocket turtles don't lie

fpbp

Dat feel when nobody wants to kill Putin.

I'd write the director, producer, casting director, and the actor for L for the Netflix live action version of Death Note. I'd leave the last name blank as a warning to whoever takes over the project not to fuck it up again.

Who ever is running for the Constitution party, probably.

found the kike

Mom

Dad

State Governor

Current POTUS

Prior POTUS

that current year fucking faggot
that filthly muslim cunt on aussie TV
> all leftists & jews

Soros
Rothschild
Tony Blair, in the cruelest and most painful way imaginable
Sadiq Khan
Zuckerberg for the lulz

OP and his fellow kike shills.

>da joos
conspiracy theorists just need to off themselves

hillairy, her husband, and then i do some google searches for other people related to hilary.

Three half-breed Slav mongrels
>Donald John Trump Jr.
>Ivanka Marie Trump
>Eric Frederick Trump

One half-breed dumb Southerner mongrel
>Tiffany Ariana Trump

One half-breed Slav Kike mongrel
>Barron Trump

Pretty much this

Too many people itt really aren't thinking things through

Hillary Clinton after admitting to her many crimes before dying of a seizure
Obama after calling a press conference and admitting to his hatred of America and desire to destroy it
Soros, heart failure after a stock broker mismanages funds causing him to lose his fortune
Merkel, raped to death by Muslim refugees
Save final space for anyone who would take their place

Justin Trudeau
Hillary Clinton
Angela Merkel
Mark Zuckerberg
George Soros

IMO there's no point in going after the Rothschilds unless you take them and their assets all out at once since they are so distributed and entrenched

Soros 5 times. Then burn him and piss on the ashes

you realize ken sama copypasta has been used as evidence in courts before right

8 years of Joe

No, however you can make a deal for the shinigami eyes, which lets you see the name and remaining lifespan of every person you see, but your remaining lifespan is cut in half.

With that said, according to the Shinigami any person who uses the Death Note can go to neither Heaven nor Hell, whatever that's supposed to mean

1. Trump
2. Hillary clinton
3. Peña nieto
4. The pope
5. Netanyahu

>Soros
You have to use his real name or it won't work.
György Schwartz

>Think of an arab with a beard
>Write down
>Ahmed Abdul mohammed yousef kemal
>It's bound to match atleast a few million
>mfw

DONALD DRUMPF
DONALD DRUMPF
DONALD DRUMPF
DONALD DRUMPF
DONALD DRUMPF

Merkel, Rutte, Pechtold, Clinton and Verhofstadt

I see our colony has finally been connected to the internet. Hoe is het daar, Desi?

Hilldog
Trump
Jill Stein
Bernie
Soros

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
Jackie Chan
Gene Wilder

Actually getting the note in real life is a bit of a quandary. For one, you pretty much have to keep the Shinigami tied to it happy. That means you can't just lock it up in a box and never use it for your lifetime, the Shinigami will just kill you and take it to someone who will use it.

You could always just lob it at someone else, and thusly lose possession of it, and all memories and get off scot free, but the new owner might be a total jackass.

dont bother with gene wilder, hell be dead any day now

>killing the wrong soros
He's 86, he's on his way out. Watch for his successor Alex, he's barely an adult and he already has the world's leaders in his pocket.

forgot pic

A fucking surname

Alright, autism mode.

I'd get the Shinigami eyes and try to blackmail Merkel. First kill will be a loved on of hers so she knows shit's for real. Obviously I won't tell her I only have 4 kills left. I'd let her do whatever I want her to do and if she doesn't cooperate I'll command the Death Note to make her do shit before she kills herself in front of a huge audience, asking for forgivness and that she made a huge mistake.

No idea what I'd do with the other 3 kills. Maybe I'll spare USA Hillary and make her shoot herself after saying how much better Trump is compared to her.

>Hillary Clinton (dies of a bloodclot at the debate)
>Angela Merkel (killed by a refugee)
>Chris Brown (suicide in front of a live audience)
>Michael Bay (on set accident for his next movie)
>My high school math teacher (dies in the school toilet)

What is the fallout if both Hillary and Trump die on say, election eve?

That might be the most hilarious option. Then if they actually do find a replacement, just keep killing them until everyone is scared of being president.

>Hillary.

>Go to write Hillary
>Ryuk is all "No, no dude, don't waste a name, trust me, she on her way out."

Jeb and Bernie take their places
Slow and steady!

George Soros
George Soros Jr.
Hillary Clinton
Bryan Singer
Dan Snchieder

Matt Groening

Shillary, Trump, & Bernie for shits and gigs

Who ever was in charge of casting this guy a L in the Netflix Death Note live-action

if you know how Death note works the following will happen.

>OP
nothing
>his mom
nothing
>his dad
nothing
>his pet
nothing
>his grandmother
nothing

congratulations you wasted your chance.

Me
May Mhen
Dock Thore
Pavel Heer
Butonlyh Juan Ofeu

Soros
Obama
Clinton
Putin
Trump

>Hail China

you can do it with a gun just fine.

sounds good

don't
reply
mom
die
sleep

He knows OPs mom because he banged her.

He saw OP banging the dog and the grandfather masturbating to it.

Sanders would come back you idiot

is maintaining this sort of profile wise for him? or is he dumb enough to be reduced to a frontman? What is his father's place in the hierarchy anyway?

>writing soros and not his heir.
Dude is going to die soon anyways

No way.

Burn the book, or foolishly write the adversaries name in it and damn my self while doing it.