/v4/ + friends

days are now longer than nights edition

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/18/male-contraceptive-pill-safe-use-does-not-harm-sex-drive-first/
cbc.ca/news/opinion/myth-refugees-canada-trudeau-1.4257696
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wake up dummies

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Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

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>This is your brain on love to poland

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Please stop shitting up the thread, thanks

>go on the bus
>all magyars everywhere for 1 hour
>see some ugly fat worn out thot witha mulatto weirdo kid and a chinkshit
day ruined

i think i am a dick to cunts

sup white bois

>be outside
>see a civilized looking black couple
>feel alright
>see a big nosed woman with a veil on her head
>instant anger and disgust

> go to a cinema
> see a hungarian muslim couple
just why?

>see a couple
day ruined

>see a cute girl
>day ruined

>see another human being
>day ruined

>wake up
>day ruined

nice meme but a day isnt ruined, its crap by default

I feel fantastic.

Got some warm coffee and biscuits, the sun is shining. This morning couldn't be better

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Lads I think that greasy bastard John Collins is skulking around my yard again

Canada explain

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O CANADAAAAAAAAAA

So lads how is day going, did something interesting happend to you today? Pic realated i got my own army of screws, and don't mind that one cunt that just lying there, he's not like the others and that's why he end in trash bin like piece of shit he is

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That fat fucker rummages through my trash to look for bottles to recycle. He buys cheeseburgers or some shit that greasy fucker.

Sluchaj ty chuju, jak jescze raz to powiesz do pojade do Huty sam i ci wpierdole

O CANADAAA

aren't those valves?

Okaj juz jade, lepiej sie chowaj bo bende tam za 14 godzin

Who the fuck are you?

chodz tu user potrzebuje przyjaciol

j..ja tez

Nothing too interesting, boring work, the coworker is as autistic as ever, the clients are stupid fucks asking inane questions again.
At least the sun is shining....

Bros... Im at the uni. Should I take a shit??? Im sick and I ate KFC yesterday so it isnt going to be a pretty one..

I only had to shit at public WC like 4 times in my life.Fucking gross.Hold on

Too late. Diarrhea shit is flowing through me right now. It burns my asshole.

F

What's your job?

Im done with the shitting. Im afraid it wont be the last one today

Accualy those are pins, but documents they come with say they're skrews, so obviously that mean they're skrews

I feel with you, luckily my autistic coworker isn't here today, so it's something and some guys testing helicopter outside, it's atleast some entertainment , i would say today isn't that bad

Doing data analysis for various slovene firms. It's more boring than it sounds...


Once had explosive diarrhea on a trip in Nepal, had to visit every hole in the ground in the local valley. Luckily, I had some hand sanitiser with me, because the farmer I wanted to buy soap from looked at me like I was mad for wanting to wash my hands after shitting.

if you were fasting this would not happen just saying

>You wouldn't eat garbage if you just stopped eating

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its about shitting in general duh

Im a small guy, I must eat a lot

How often do you shit while fasting? What do you get fibre from?

you dont eat so you dont shit and dont need fibre

your genes can only process horse meat and paprika. Eating anything else will lead to your demise
t. hungology professor

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Reee, my nose i runny as fuck. I think I'm going to run out of tissue paper before the day ends.

is your bf japhun still alive?

Horses are cute pls dont eat them thanks

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/18/male-contraceptive-pill-safe-use-does-not-harm-sex-drive-first/

would you take pill to keep your gf from getting pregnant?
>

That pill would probably make you bonerless in a couple of months.

Women don't need to get anything hard to have sex, let them take it.

I don‘t know, he was barely holding on last time we spoke and that was months ago
horses taste great.

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it's easier to just force the gf to take her pills, or else...

>taking any hormone pills at all
Yeah, nah
It still causes problems in women after almost 60 years. I'm sure as hell I won't be taking them any time soon

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this, enjoy being infertile at 28 because these ”totally safe” pills dried up your prostate.

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Maybe diabeetus finally claimed him as it will claim you

I have no diabeetus. I am 100% healthy except my ankle which I hurt last week.

Obesity is disease according to doctors...

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we are infertile anyways from microplastic in food

so choco is girl?

>yfw you destroy the whole canadian white population in single decade

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M-mic check, mic check
One, two, three
One, two, three
ekhem, Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's…

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its funny because he did that once and not again, he is criticized for not accepting any Haitians.

>Trudeau slams door on desperate Haitian refugees
Trudeau defends high number of Haitians rejected by Canada’s refugee system


Trudeau forced to backtrack on open invitation to refugees

Prime minister accused of reducing immigration system to ‘shambles’ as Canada struggles to cope with asylum-seekers crossing border from US on foot

Since the start of the year, more than 11,300 people have crossed into Canada by foot from the US. The pace has picked up in recent weeks, with as many as 250 people a day – many of them driven by fears of Donald Trump’s crackdown on immigrants – entering the country at remote, unguarded locations. Doing so allows them to skirt a longstanding pact that bars most refugee claimants in the US from applying for asylum in Canada.
cbc.ca/news/opinion/myth-refugees-canada-trudeau-1.4257696

Found some beer in the cellar

evens
odds
dubs
trips

from the small to the big one

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reroll

hmmmmm

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stop projecting your obesity on all machine operators.

you have a nice room user

I‘m the manliest man this side of the mediterrean

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That is my kitchen.

why do you have a collection of german beverages?

relatives bring it from germany
decided to drink it up :3

all at once?

nah,I get drunk after a cup

>the weak hunglet
vs
>the strong germanic beverages

I´m trying to help you :3

>harrases me for being little
>he's a fat fuck

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What's the point of rolling if you're gonna pussy out anyway? Just drink the one you wanted to get.

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I don‘t need the help of an infirm fool.

I´m at my peak.I could kill everyone ITT with my bare hands

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>Czech
>killing anyone
>with hands

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your soft sausage fingers can‘t even open a pickle glass, much less hurt anyone.

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homophobia here is a meme
>faggots are allowed to donate blood
>openly fag politician was elected as a mayor
I wish we took notes from our muslim brothers and hanged them or threw them off the rooftops

Islam is alpha as fuck that's why they conquered western Europe

Finnish women are alpha amazons...

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aussies are cunts, what's the point of not hanging yourself if you're gonna die to a NOSTY SPOIDAH or a casuary anyway?

What happened to the discord server btw?
Sometime late afternoon yesterday it just kinda vanished?

>jumping into water with more blubber on than of a walrus is considered an achievement

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perhaps it was ashamed enough to deleted itself

Yeah it was deleted

How much do you weigh?

>OI M8 I'VE SEEN A 'ROO FUCKIN' ME WIFE YESTORDAY
>SO DID I BRUCE, HE HAD A COCK THE SIZE OF A TRUCK AND IT WASN'T EVEN FULLY INTO MY BROAD'S CUNT, TASTED REAL FUNNY TOO
>IF ONLY WE DIDN'T HAVE A KEKSTAMP ON OUR FLAG MAYBE WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
>WE WOULDN'T BECAUSE WE ARE ANGLOS AND KEKOLD IS A PART OF OUR VERY NATURE ALONGSIDE BACKSTABBING HAHA, LET'S GO TO THE PUB AND GET SHITFACED AFTER ONE BEER
motherfuckers

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business idea: /v5/

>see an aussie
>kill him
can't make this up

horrid post

no one asked your fucking opinion, Latvia is a non country with no identity, history, culture or any importance and v4 is not even your general fuck off to your native gulag

horrid post

>OI M8 I SAWR A 'ROO FECKIN' ME WOIFE YEESTADAY
>SEW DID OI BRUCE, 'EE HAD A COCK THE SOIZE OF A LORRY AND IT WASN'T EVEN FULLY INTO ME SHEILA'S CUNT, TOISTED ROIGHT FUNNY TOO
>IF ONLY WE DIDN'T HAVE A KEKSTAMP ON OUR FLEG MOIYBE WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ABEIT IT
>NAH CUNT, WE WOULDN'T, BECAUSE WE ARE ANGLOS AND KEKOLD IS A PART OF OUR VERY NATURE ALONGSIDE BACKSTABBING HAHA, LET'S GO TO THE PUB AND GET SHITFACED AFTER ONE BEER

fix'd

amazing post save the last 2 arrows

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.