You wake up in Slovenia. What do you do?

You wake up in Slovenia. What do you do?

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Take a train to Austria. If I speak somewhat passable German should I let them know or just pretend to be a refugee?

Look around, grab a couple drinks, catch a flight back home

Restore greater Carantania

Exquisite post.

Make jokes about Slovakia

Islam destroyed Europe. Muslims in the alps, who would have thought.

put this on the walls

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Buy their local shawerma.

Walk around their exquisite capital city, have a few drinks and check out the coast.

Marry 1, Fuck 2, Kill 3.

Since I don't know what to do, I will choose a girl standing in the center of the picture for the time being.

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Visit Italy

>kills woman that looks most german

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Just the fattest.

Picture in OP was taken near Hermagor in Carinthia, Austria, so don't blame us.

>going to Slovenia just for some Albanian food

Slovenians, explain.

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Jump on a ferry to Venice and order some wine.

This is an ancient germanic ritual, slovenians are southeastern-centralo germanics

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More like Austrians/Bavarians/East Germans are mongrelized Slavs mixed with Celts and Scandinavians.

Slovenes, northern croats, austrians and hungarians make up one compact genetic cluster (southeastern-central european). I myself have great swathes of gene material that belong to this particular cluster

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grope the gf's ass

Sit in place. If I move too carelessly, I might accidentally end up in Austria or Italy.

See """Slavs""" do not exist as a race and neither do they as a distinct recognizable phenotype. They are a superficial lingual grouping which got memed into a pseudo-ethnicity thanks to 19th century russian pan-slavist czarist/expansionist-motivated agitation.

Kill yourself you ukrainian idiot.

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All I know is that Bulgaria and Sardinia have the same custom.

Fuck everything

Not only there, most european countries have similar traditions, it's just that in some places they were better preserved.
They are typically remnants of prechristian times.

Put my best flip flops on and hike in Tatras

you probably have the skin color to pretend to be a refugee

I just did that, huh. I willl go for a nice walk in my town before I head on to my uni in Ljubljana.

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pa tako lep je dan bil preveč lep za smrt

how is italian fascism even possible

riding on scooters and yelling ciao bella is not very fascists is it, theres no ordnung

busójárás, scaring away winter, we have it too

superficial lingustic group lol what a fucking retard, no languages are as close as slavic ones

That's the same guy that spams the pasta "Ukrainians are totally Eastern Germanics, not Turko-Slavic mutts".

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