/brit/ - /goodposts/

haha.... it's three /brit/ celebrities edition

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jews? i must humor them

love early threads me

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hump day haha

thinking of sticking a sausage up my bum to see what happens

last thread was maybe the worst /brit/ ever

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Why are niggers so dumb?

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here's my new hobby: learning about the similarities between ambient music, new age music, lounge music, easy listening, middle-of-the-road, adult contemporary/traditional pop and classical crossover

tfw everything on the highstreet is failing which isn't a restaurant or pub the great reckoning is coming lads

Who else /woke/ here

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oh really? watch this

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wakanda isn't fiction it's alternate history

The world is a different place than it was yesterday

Set this image to be my phone wallpaper

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Because Jews destroyed their culture with rap/drugs/sexual depravity.

type this out again but do it slowly and use your brain

what's the literature you're using?

cheeky la' !

honestly amazing how I'm usually an introverted sperg but once I have a few beers and a dart I'm confident as fuck

small brain: the holocaust happened
medium brain: the holocaust didn't happen
large brain: the holocaust was succesful but nazis pretend it was a hoax because they need somebody to blame their failures on

> few beers

Fucking pleb

hmm yes this well-documented effect of ethanol is truly amazing now that I've heard it from the new zealand perspective

runtish little worm

Whats a dart lad

still not beyond nursey leavel reading comprehension huh

I am an important canadian thinker

hope you find the confidence to kys mate

a rig

just looked it up on urban dictionary myself; means a cigarette apparently

thought it might mean an injection of heroin

boring

if i went to america could i automatically get a job at outback steakhouse just by being australian

All the pubs where I am turning into whetherspoons or McDonald's

reckon if we met in real life rather than online we'd be mates :)

who can we blame for this?

Dont bully our anglo brothers rasheed

that weatherspoons app is so comfy

you just sit there getting drunker and drunker, only getting up to go to the toilet to take gear / urinate while they bring more and more food + drinks straight to the table + no shitty loud music

You guys call them darts up there too?!?!

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favourite /brit/ word: "runtoid"

why is it that when you get a nation of primarily wh*te people, their cuisine sucks? White brits, white yanks, white canadians, white aussies, NONE of them have any notable cuisine

Really makes me think

yeah darts, durries and sometimes fags

mentally ill

Look at these cunts, never punched a few darts outside woolies?

a hot sucker

yanks have some exceptional cuisine. dont drag their name into the mud just because you like to gorge on sheep stomach you dirty runt(oid)

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Never had a fag in my life despite doing almost every other popular drug.

fuck I miss woolies, "countdown" just doesn't roll off the tongue

fucking hell when did /brit/ get full of poofs who can't take a joke

Fuck, quoted the wrong person. Guess i'll close this thread now and not come back until the new one.

north america has unironically got some great regional cuisine. speak for yourself m8

hate cigarettes unless I'm drunk

pretty overrated but decent with alcohol and it's nice at parties because sometimes a girl comes over and asks for one

i will NOT be lamenting the decline of pubs as long as they continue to be unwelcoming to spergs.

When the weird little convicts turned up

We call them darts and greasy phill collins here.

hmm
I'm going to assume you're just pretending to be retarded here, and general argument philosophy dictates that you're actually genuinely retarded for doing that

girls that smoke cigarettes belong in the trash

ah yes because italy and france aren't renowned for their cuisine above basically every other country

>you will never discover a tropical paradise community and steal a french from a french cuck

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wypipo be like "dinner's ready!"

All not created by wh*toids

prove me wrong

italy and france aren't *nglos(and italy isn't white according to rorke)

sexist

Italy and France are full of sub Saharan niggers and Muslims hahahaha

Girl that I mutually lost my virginity to at 15 ( we were the same age ) smoked darts. Asked her to try one of her cigs multiple times and she refused and told me not to try it/start smoking.

lol what planet are you on lad

asking for a durry is a good way to initiate conversation

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Popping down to winz tomorrow to apply for the dole

If they reject me I'm going to kill myself

Go away. Nobody actually cares about your race obsessed screeching

>prove me wrong
I don't have to, you can easily google the cuisines of various white nations and you'll find that they all have very amazing cuisines
france, spain, portugal, germany, the netherlands, belgium, england, usa, italy, switzerland

you're only claiming otherwise because you listen to too many memes and your brain is starting to rot

lol why did they do that? ahahahahah

the only non-white country that has good cuisine is mexico and even then they're half white

#kingvirge

earth you snivelling faggot. you probably think the UK doesn't have good food either you arrogant student twat go order a chicken tikka online you mong

*mixes bacon and processed cheese with some beige carbs*
beautiful!
*adds some bbq sauce*
this needs something more... ah yes
*adds some sliced green onion to make it healthy*
mmm, the north american diet

*invests*

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just go to uni and get a student allowance
I get 95 a week to skip lectures and wank it's gr8

>Go away. Nobody actually cares about your race obsessed screeching

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Is calling fags durries the pinnacle of Antipodean cultural development and achievement?

i want to hear a japanese person trying to say llywelyn

>france, spain, portgual, italy

only wh*te when rorke wants them to be

>the rest

literally NOTHING, dutch cuisine? Swiss cuisine? do these things even exist?

i'm not a student you malnourished blight. The uk has better food than north america but it's still shit, maybe try travelling beyond the nearest frozen village and you will get some perspective

they call Marmite "Vegemite" too, truly a powerhouse of innovation

lads

d e p r e s s i o n

Honestly haven't a clue
They had beautiful countries and then decided they needed niggers for some reason.

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can't always distinguish between the libertarian swede and the libertarian jew swede

ah yes, those scoundrels at big diabetes

nah we actually call it marmite too lol

wypipo be like "this margherita pizza too spicy"

Why do kiwis vanish for months and then suddenly two of them appear at the same time

>y-y-you dont go lmao muslims in France so that means you're not white
t.

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not sure why everyone's so obsessed with foreign cuisine, if i was given the choice between generic roast beef with gravy and some exotic asian dish I'd take the roast beef every time.

i just view them as both jewish

no

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sorry who's rorke?
is this some figment of your puddled imagination

about to engage in the playing of video games

Eastern/Central Europe are going to inherit the mantle of Europe from the unwashed brown German/French masses.

Lullabies is a good one too

getting my daily dose of Canadian philosophy lectures