The actress Felicity Jones is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars...

The actress Felicity Jones is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars. What film do you set out to make with her?

Star Wars ™

A porno.

Daisy Ridley > Felicity Jones

>Josef Fritzl: A Misunderstood Genius
user as Josef
Felicity as his daughter

Immediately creampie in Felicity Jones because she is better Star Wars character.

bunny porn

a 24 episode series called Anal Annihilation with me as the male lead.

A million dollars? All i need is a playboy bunny outfit,carrots,a backyard,and whatever camera and sound equipment the studio provides

A baby

Shot-for-shot remake of rogue one except she's naked. The whole time. That's it.

I guess shoting such movie would take years, You know, for maxumum realism.

Yep, but here is 1 little catch. You as male lead indeed, but the twist is, she wears strap-on. Each episode a bit bigger one.

Bag the money and disappear, you can't make a movie with a million bucks anyways

HAS to be anal. A 10-hours two part documentary of her beautifully submitting her virgin anus to me, her Master. Let me tell you what, it won't be virginal after I'm done with her!

Why not take the tip top qt with you though?

“Rocky” Budget: $1 million Revenue: $225 million

Snuff film

No way an anus can be virginal after 20+ years of living. She was bound to have been constipated at least once in her life.

I will call it Bun: a wabbit story

she becomes a lesbian superhero that goes around kicking rapists in the balls and making straight women gay

This summer felicity is "The Bedwetter"

all the urination in the film is real

BRAAAAAAAP: The Movie

a 6 hour opera, most of the money will be spent on training her. I'd do it in the style of classical baroque German opera

The cuckold 2

Live Version of Looney Tunes

I'd do a documentary/auto-biography about an alternate life of mine in which I am married to Felicity Jones -- of course, this project would take the rest of our lives to film but I think I can manage.

So this is what Crumb was talking about

She took massive shits but her anus has never been penetrated..until NOW. Only on IMAX

An experimental movie ivolving intimacy

Hairy?

>70s

Reboot of Looney Toons

i would just film her feet from various angles on the most expensive 35mm filmstock and super high end lenses and stuff

I'd use it to take her and the camera man around the world to see if male or females have more privilege. Start in the far east, move west, see how it shifts. No script, no telling people it's being shot, just moving from east to west.

This Ain't Zootopia: A XXX Parody

Irreversible 2

Just give her the mill and have her sit on my face and dick until i died of malnutrition
eatting only her bodily fluids and vaginal secretions for weeks

my afterlife would play out the exact same way if heaven exists

I would knock her up and have a 9-10 month film shoot watching her grow. Then I'd fuck her on camera to get labor started. Then she'd have the baby outside in the woods with the camera exactly where it needs to be.

Primer: $7,000
Paranormal Activity: 15,000
Blair Witch Project: 60,000

Obviously, it will never compete with big budget, effects driven movies, but you shouldn't be trying to do that anyway.

I would see that.

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