/brit/

'No I never had a job, because I
NEVER WANTED ONE'

edition

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lads feeling depression

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DIP I DIP YOU DIP

I think we've already established that depression is baseless pseudoscience peddled by the pharmaceutical industry to profit off your moronic gullibility

never heard the term antipodean before coming to /brit/
is it a common (at least in context) word in britain

Listening to a bit of santana lads, got me feeling as funky as paprika on eggs

Ah...India...

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top choon

i would prefer a smaller low population high trust country

It gets used here heaps

just dropped a right antipodean shit

>ywn experience the global suspense of the cold war
how do you plow on lads

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I am a proud Antipodean man

poor pajeet

it's a latin word for australia

TIP YOU TIP I TIP

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Lil Pump, yeah, Lil Pump, ooh

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we’re unironically in one right now

would define my political views as antipodean fascism

im an antipodean primitivist

Really don't care in the slightest

fascism makes sense

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i agree, we need more great thinkers like Molyneux and Peterson

i want BAY OF PIGS

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1984 was militaristic, nationalistic and not fucking gay

no we're not

thats australis

It's funny. Your government took all the authoritarian aspects of fascism ( not Mosley's ) but none of Mosley's love for the people and desire for social security and prosperity in the form of jobs and real representation in governance.

you're delusional

omg leave him alone

>boko haram girls released

reckon their virginities are still intact or nah?

man with gf here ama

Hate google chrome and internet browsers in general
Love being a good boy and paying my taxes

Not actually that funny when you think about it

australia is already based on a latin word

Seriously between this guy and jordan peterson I think they're lacing the dope with brain pills over in leaf land

Sorry, but which one of us is Holy Roman, you cretin?

remember that Canadian last night who said he was moving to poland to make a "future for his children"

hahah oh lawd we had a good laugh at him

>we are living through 'fucking gay'

i get a feeling this poster got bullied in school

no offence lad.

fUCK
oFf
neUROTypICAL

to be fair, he was a pole

do you need to refer to us jointly heaps

*ntrs you* tough luck punk

Will you trade the gf in for a better one if the opportunity presents itself

no you

My family have been antipodean natives for 5 generations

wouldn't mind moving to poland if it meant getting a wife and kids

bet you got bullied in uni

You're right. It's quite sad. Hopefully Brits wake up while they still can. Once ethnic Brits become 60% or less of the population there is no turning back. A country divided due to " diversity " is easily ruled over by plutocrats and by extension easily exploited.

8 for me

fuck off virgin freak
no but I will (and do) lead other women on as backup gfs
wouldn't cheat though

very true haha

>Oy vey, you love her? Then purchase this £5000 diamond engagement ring goy!

*hoards supply to artificially inflate price*
*actively supports civil wars and use of child slaves in africa*

Vroom vroom
Niggerbike

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antipodean nationalism is the greatest threat facing western civilisation in the 21st century

Literally saw this post before. Sad

they don't even need to hoard them

BASED modi

(not as based as Xi though)

did this kind of a post 6 months ago, but mine was effortlessly elegant, funny and not bitter and forced

good lad

Did a howl

just spreading the truth Ivan, don't fall for the diamond ring meme

If the entire supply was dumped on the market, you'd be able to get one for just a little more than a cubic zircona

I'm not memeing mate, don't buy diamonds

>an Irishman is betting

colour me surprised

how to get a gf:
stop being unattractive
learn to be charming
get a sense of humour
it's that easy lads

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You could buy a girl a moissanite ring and she would never know it wasn’t a diamond

unless she was a Jew who went to get it valued behind your back which I fully suspect most would do and certainly 100% would do after divorce (but it wouldn’t really matter by that point)

fuck dutch people

you have 1 minute to explain what is wrong with civil wars and use of hold slaves in africa
muh feelings is NOT a valid argument

racist

> marrying a woman who wants an expensive diamond ring

A sensible girl would spring for a modest and inexpensive band, and put the difference saved towards a home or things for the home. Or at the very least one who would rather that money be spent on extending your honeymoon/time spent together rather than a fucking rock. C'mon

should just join the army like my father
not going to amount to anything

FUCK my fingers betray me again

liberalism and libertaranism is a jewish invention
literally only a jew can come to such conclusions

Make your own game and play that lad

Thought you were cool until this post tbf, didn't know you were such a Sup Forumstard

dindu nuffink

how is this a poltard statement?

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>just go up and talk to her bro

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pooted at this

mad how yanks who don't even have a year 10 diploma can just join the army and if they don't get blown up by rasheeds fighting for oil reserves on behalf of the zionist lobby they can actually make a decent living

here you need at least a year 12 qualification to do even the most basic shit in the ADF

Real life experience with girls has ruined pics like these for me

they look like a bunch of queers

didn't get bullied
gay boy

>joining the Israeli war orcs
yikes!

>flopped on/in bed for most of your downtime
>no money to do expensive things unless mummy and daddy help
>few hours of truly committed work per week
>drinking and drug taking can and do happen midweek and are not limited to the weekends
>spend a lot of time watching TV/films and playing games
>rampant shitposting

student life sets you up to be a NEET better than it does for going into work

>There's nothing wrong with supporting civil wars and supporting child slavery in Africa

Sounds like something Sup Forums would say

the australian gf is complaining about british weather again lads

>they look like a bunch of queers

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i'm actually better looking than some of them

got a better bod than all of them. ugly face though so it's meaningless haha

not bad advice really. women rarely approach men, it's just the way it is. so you can't just sit around and wait for them and expect to get a gf.

no they would not
thats something a jew would say

the proto gf is looking for a long term relationship lads

might have to bin the bint

they look a lot worse tbqh
can't imagine any decent girl fancying them tbqh

good lad

should have been an artisan baker lads, too old for it now