WE WUZ

Can we get a good ol' fashioned KANGZ Afrocentrism thread going? I need more images for my folder.

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Actually saw some in Philly today
>looked to be wearing spandex with football pads underneath
>all wore doo rags and gold ankhs

Is this some particular KANGLY organization?

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I mean, this one isn't 100% wrong.

That nigga look like chief keef

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Might be zoroastrians

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THA KAPTCHYA TRYNA SLOW ME DOWN! DEY AFRAID DA TRUFF!!

>although his father left the family before he was born

Last one.I hope you guys enjoyed "This Day in KANG history'.

Alligator Gar

How can people this willfully ignorant have the support of academics?

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I... I just... I cant. The ride is going off the cliff as we speak, it's just a matter of time before we hit bottom and explode

>work
come on now, even by that measure it's a catastrophic failure

lmao

Niggers. LOL.

why do americans think the moors were niggers?

>toady these are known as Napoleon complexes.
fucking kek.

not kang but reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

They think everyone in Africa but the Egyptians were black.

95% of Americans probably don't know that Carthage was a thing.

Because they came from Africa. Africa = Niggas = KANGZ

>WE WUZ GANKS N SHIEt
>SCHOOLZ BE KEEPIN THE LIL NIGGAS DOWN

>WHITES ARE THE MASTER RACE
>THE JEWS ARE KEEPING THE WHITE MAN DOWN

Same shit different mugs.

>this whole thread

>The father left the family before he was born

Thanks teach, I never knew the blacks were so great at everything ever.

I thought the only Zorastrians today we're Iranian and Indian

Laugh it up white bois, but this shiet rite here will be taught in schools one day.

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>Live Near Baltimore, MD one of the largest concentrations of nigs
>Hear some of them complain on the reg that Obama is basically white
>November 2016 finally hits
>"WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHIT"

>WE WUZ CHANGS N SHEIIT

WE WUZ ___________

Yeah, it's strange. They think all of Africa was black at one time and then the Arabs invaded north Africa and whitened it. They really believe this shit.

holy shit

Black people are the retarded kid with the huge ego of the classroom who the teachers make you treat like a normal person, but in reality no one wants to associate with.

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Because it sounds like poors.

did they have like primitive looking ponchos and a bunch of retarded posters about how slavery was the real holocaust?

if so was probably ISUPK/black hebrew israelites, they hang out around market east a lot

mitochondria HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't get it, blacks in America are mostly West African, yet Egypt is far eastern, how do blacks justify this?

>Unified Italy
>Da Vinci
Pick one

Why did they ever stop playing that game

see

its so clear now

You know that some niggers have reposted this thinking that it's real. We need to make 100 more of these things. One could be about how Sir Isaac Newton's lovechild, Jamal Newton invented the Fig Newton and the perpetual motion machine.

WE WUZ NAPOLEON AN SHEIT

Nigs have posted all of these with 100% sincerity. Don't doubt the depth of their ignorance.

They are extremely confused is why.

I have no idea what's satire or genuine (though deluded) black revisionism anymore. I guess it doesn't matter

> be black
> have none of these super powers

fucking whites.

>Pushkin actually was 1/4 black
>He owned a bunch of white serfs (who were basically the same as slaves in the West at the time)
>When he offered freedom to his childhood nanny, she refused and decided to stay as a serf
>Literally a nigger owning white slaves who are happy with their position and don't want to be free
Goddammit, Sup Forums, it's all your fault. You have memed Soviet Russia jokes into reality.

All superiority complexes are massive inferiority complexes. The worse off they are, the more hyperbolic they have to be to build themselves up to achieve some sense of catharsis.

And is the 5th great-grandfather of Huey P. Newton

Black historical revisionism is really sad, they literally have no history themselves so they have to steal everyone else's to feel good about themselves

We wuz Dovahkiin n shiiiiet

>His matrilineal great-grandfather was Abram Petrovich Gannibal, who was kidnapped from equatorial Africa

More like 1/8th.

its niggers and dark skinned people that happen to be nigger lovers so in otherwords same shit.

Dovahkin

Think of a bastard child walking in a crowd of families, the bastard child keeps attaching itself to random families, trying to fit in with the crowd.

This just seems like great fun, I am going to try to think of a good one over the next week.

We should get afrocentrist SJWs to protest archaeology and history departments at their universities for teaching nothing but whitewashed lies

>hit the nigger baby
That's still a popular game in Africa

10/10 would still play

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I want to bone her so bad. I think that, unconsciously, she has become mai #1 waiffu

>everyone but the Egyptians
You sure about that?

youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg

Remember Sup Forums, this is what afrocentrists ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Niggerborn

>schools
>designed for black people

KEK

It's funny, considering I lived with 3 black last semester and they never cleaned anything.

>Some dude draws fantasy porn about black amazonian warriors
>nogs actually think that in a hunter gatherer society it was the women who went out to catch dinner and battle and sheeit.

jesus christ.

>African Americans
>related to Egyptians

Egypt is geographically 700 km closer to Germany than it is to West Africa.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

FUG :D

>afro picks out the tombs
KEK

Some strain of Original Black Hebrews. These guys are all over Philly and are pretty funny if you don't take them seriously, though they basically hold what amounts to a Klan rally in the middle of Center City, what-with the rascist shit they spout off.

It's okay when they do it, though - because they are Jews and apparently Jews are allowed to do anything they want. That is my only explanation.

Good post.

Sometimes I can't finish the threads, because it is sad that they feel the need to make up all of this bullshit to fill a cultural and historical void.

But let's not lose sight of the fact that their loud ignorance and egotistical crowing (both of which are enabled by liberal moron society) are annoying as shit.

>you will never be her husband/caretaker
>you will never control her fits of autism by day and her fits of passion by night
Kill me family it's all i ever wanted

youtube.com/watch?v=uGwgkQUV0H8

I mean, god forbid they be employed by white people and receive money for their labor, That would be racist. Let alone those white pople hiring blacks, how racist?

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To be honest if I saw that thing I would think that it was monster too

A white cock in their nigress mouths puts an end to that lol

I could believe this one, since I can't understand wtf they're saying