The actor Tom Hardy is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars...

The actor Tom Hardy is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars. What film do you set out to make with him?

crashing this plane 2: the electric big guy

A big project.

My Time with the Big Guy: a Tom Hardy biopic
we'd just pal around, go to pubs and play with dogs all day

Since I only have $1 million I film just a day's worth of footage of Tom Hardy playing with puppies and add some hackneyed plot in editing. Anything leftover goes to paying me, personally, and to marketing.

Theatre release is limited but then a "leak" of the video online undercuts any potential profits. Since it wasn't my money invested I take my payment and leave.

I'd make a film called "The Last Englishman" and it would have just him walking around London and we'd never see another white face.

> $1 million dollars

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Ditch him, acquire the cash me ousside chick and film myself living in her vagina for a month.

A movie called sex with Tom Hardy, i'd have sex with Tom Hardy then leave with the million

It's a win win

I will call it
>The Big Guy

>>Hardy grumbles unintelligibly for half an hours on a topic of his choosing.

>$1 million
I set out to make a 15 minute minifilm staring Tom Hardy as Black Mask in the DCEU

kino

>Has been balding for years
>Now has better hair than he had in his teens

What's the secret?

>Englishman
>White

make a pennywise ripoff and sell it to syfy

Some shit about him being inside his car the whole time, making phone calls about concrete

A porno.

Bane 2: electric banealoo

>one million dollars
Okay, so I can rent like one camera for an hour, have a key grip for two and afford a plate of sandwiches. Looks like we're making fuck all.

dunkeked

A snuff film

Nootka origins

The movie would be the final ending of coronation street, where Tom Hardy comes in as a hard-nosed property developer intent on knocking down the streets and pubs in order to make way for high-rise refugee housing and additional car parking. In the final scene, Hardy runs through the cast of corrie chained to their pub with a massive bulldozer, leaving only a trail of dirty britguts and gore, with a slow fade-in to a single tear dropping from Mohammeds eye as he looks on in pride.

Kek

>tape a go pro cam on Hardy
>drop him in some crime infested shithole
>film him catching every criminal cunt he can find

Tom Hardy posts on Sup Forums the movie

Locke 2 : The Concreteening

I feel like there are a lot of idea thieves on Sup Forums.

I wouldn't be surprised if eventually a script optioned for Hollywood came from an idea stolen from here or reddit.

(Not saying the OP is trying to steal
good ideas, just people should be careful in these threads)

I would like to think that a very good film could come out of Tom Hardy, a cult classic b-movie or a well shot indie film.

But the truth is, I doubt $1m could go anywhere. Even Buried, which was shot in a coffin cost $2m

one day in a plane with a plan

The movie takes place in Chokoloskee, Flordia. Tom Hardy plays Robert Holt, a down on his luck HVAC technician who witnesses a murder in a seedy motel. Local crime boss Scott Conger (played by Casper Van Dien) orders his death and has two of his thugs take him out to the Everglades for execution. Holt escapes his captors but is severely wounded, and now must elude his two pursuers through the swampy hellscape. I call it, Silverlake Marsh.

This is why I don't post in threads like this or the screen writing general that gets made every once in a while. Hollywoods become so lazy nothing would surprise me at this point.

is this ever happened?

Dem shekels from BMW tho

Also get Aidan Gillen.

Make it a cheap buddy cop comedy movie.

mmmmmhhmm

Honestly why not. It's not like your ideas will be filmed otherwise.

It isn't

>$2m
$1 999 970 went to Reynolds

Locke 2
>couple years after the story of Locke
>after losing his job and his wife divorcing him, he's living with the ugly cunt and their mistake child
>he hates her guts but as a solid man it's his duty to stay
>without work to keep him busy he started heavily drinking
>the entire movie shows him sitting on the couch in the living room, watching tv, talking to the other characters and getting more drunk every minute
>towards the end of the film, his son is playing next to him and accidentally breaks the last bottle of booze in the house
>Locke enrages and starts beating his kid until he's all smushed
>realizing what he did and that he has become just as bad as his father, he figures the only right thing to do is to kill himself (this isn't explicitly said in the movie)
>in the last minutes he walks up the stairs in the background but the camera stays in the living room
>you can hear him tying the knot and putting the chair into place
>then you hear it fall and the last sounds he makes as he suffocates

That's actually pretty good. I'd watch it.

With that jacket he looks a bit like the retarded freak I used to live next to as a kid. This takes me back to my most disturbing childhood memory.

>be 8/9 years old
>to the right of my house lives a divorced prick whose kids visit once every few months
>his FAS daughter is sort of friendly but kind of dumb
>his 10 year old son is a mentally challenged chubby midget and super violent (although he very much wanted to be my friend. I mostly acted friendly towards him and that kept him from biting me like he did with most kids on the street)
>to my left lives another divorced guy whose kids come over more often
>he has a son of about 11, a daughter of 9, and some disfigured 7 year old boy who was only physically challenged
>go over to the house on my house's left one day
>the 7 year old and FAS girl are playing in the living room
>dad is nowhere to be seen
>ask where the others are (the 11 year old was my best friend of the bunch)
>"they're upstairs"
>go upstairs
>hear crying
>enter the kids's bedroom
>the retarded freak is somehow raping the 9 year old girl with his 10 year old penis
>the 11 year old guy is sitting in a chair and is watching his sister getting raped
>the 11 year old is giving the retard directions
>walk away without them noticing me
>stop hanging out with those kids
>never mention it to anyone

this right here. getting your idea turned into a movie is better than just letting it fade away. even if you're not getting paid.

Not so far, I don't think no. But it really could in the next few years.

Plenty of people pitch a successful screenplay later in life. Having done there job for a while, writing was a passion and as they get older they have more time and money to find the links to pitch the script too. My friends uncle wrote Selma, the MLK film and it was his first screenplay in like his 60's. Why let someone steal your ideas ?

OK now that's a better movie script

Is this normal in America?

damn what a fine looking man he is.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN

...

He's never been balding.

It's retards and rape so probably UK.

proof?

I make a self-contained psychological horror film in which Tom Hardy is a failed actor all because of baneposting and each night he asks himself where did it all go so wrong while browsing baneposting threads on Sup Forums, with his mind slowly decaying and him killing himself at the end.

Ideas don't mean jack. Every idea you can come up with has already been explored in literature that predates the bible. It's all about the writing, and a good writer is not something anybody can fake or imitate. Nothing more, nothing less. If all you have to bring to the table are gimmicky ideas you're worthless.

t. an actual working auteur in the business.

"The Expensive Mask"
a story about a young scoundrel who prefers to remain anonymous.

this, nothing new done right > good ideas poorly executed

so which character does hardy play?

[spoilerA boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.][/spoiler]

>tom hardy
>be washedoff screewriter
>not a single decent idea
>make shitty movie
>hear about this person called four chan
>he is shitting on your movie
>go see what he is saying
>get angry at four chan
>decide to take revenge by stealing his ideas
>make good movie
>fourchan still shits on it
>suicide
i think i would go like this
with 1 mill i think i can pull it off

pay some third world animators to make a bane anime series with lolis.

You can either accept that English people are white or you can accept that non-whites created the largest empire in history and the language you use to communicate with people online.

Your call.

give him the money and let him go to town on my boipucci

fuck that shit get a go pro and start filming

Locke was beautiful.

Leigh Bowery biopic. though bowery was notorious for being an actually big guy.

Imagine you could spend the budget within seconds on wardrobe.

be very....very careful now...nootka

I'd put him into a plane and let him fly over the british-french channel for exactly 2 hours. But I wouldn't pay for the fuel.

Nice try Sony. These faggots couldn't come up with a good premise enough premise to save your shit company.

Go make Emoji 2.

a movie about an adulterous man driving around and taking phone calls for 2 hours straight

I pay him to crash this shitty rehash thread with no survivors

A nine hour film exploring the life of Christian Weston Chandler

Including a two hour adaptation of the Sonichu comics, with all characters played entirely by Tom Hardy in different voices.

>QUAID
>START THE REACTOR
>FREE MARS

since i only have a million dollars i'd probably be able to rent out one or two panavision genesis cameras, a small crew, and maybe costuming and a few props.

>tom hardy lives in las vegas
>he's a skilled tradesman, dabbling in mechanics and works as an electrician
>he's a humble guy just trying to make money and get by
>he's frequently called to jobs in and out of vegas, sometimes in more rural nevada
>the cameras follow him around all day on the job
>he comes across all sorts of fucked up and normal people/families during his work
>on one of his jobs he's called to fix a transformer
>ok, nothing new
>he gets to the location and its in a low-middle class neighborhood
>weird atmosphere, electric static buzzing in the air
>he shows up at the address and a seemingly normal family invites him inside
>they act strange, unable to explain why the transformer needs fixing
>he proceeds to fix their transformer and realises it is powered by nuclear or some sort of alien energy
>he starts messing around with it and realises this machine doesn't need fixing
>he tries to leave
>scene cuts to a news segment
>"a bomb was detonated in southern nevada killing over 1000 people in the metro vegas area..."
>scene cuts to the family from before, making way across the desert
>their eyes are purely black and their skin is paler and bluer than before

i guess it'd be a short pseudo-documentary on aliens in nevada

Big Guy 4
-You-

Should really be A Big Guy With A Big Heart

mhmmm nootka

we would set out ot make the skyrim movie

hardy would be the dragonboy

in our adaptation, the dragons were very mystical and only heard far off, like roars or seeing shadows, no one really beleives them

it would be the civil war storyline

magic would also be considererd outlawed and shunned, but he would meet one magic cutie along the way and she is very cute, she will have red hair and be a nord while hardy is an imerial

even though she just joined the mages guild she would surpass them all with easy because shes so strong

in the last fight hardy would shout at the bad nord guy

"SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!"

and it would send him back in time and he would realise that actually that was his dad, and his dad was the fatehr of himself and the nord lady, so they cant have incest together, lucky there was a really good elf archer he met along the way so its implied they get together

as the screen fades to black a dragon roars and we see an outline of an orcs head (we dont see any other orcs or elfs in the movie they are too rare) and the orc is petting a dragon, he says "the time is ripe my pretty, now, the green armies will RIDE!"

so it will be a good set up for a sequal

the end

Like some guy said: Make a porno.
A fancy place. The best camera money can buy. Two assistants.
Hire a couple VERY good fucking looking women, give Hardy some pills and off you got 2 hours of good fucking and laughing.
That will make a lot more money and will be a better final porduct that anything else in this thread.

125 grands tops.