Inhales

>inhales
>pfff.. pff..PFRRTT
HAHAHAHAH

You can't make this shit up

they look pretty cool though

>when mom cuts your hair

>the ultimate evolution of martial arts

This is the only redeemable thing I've scene.

The "Mega-class" shit is so embarrassing lazy and the New Toy is just Disney

Sure they do goyim! Don't forget to buy same toy 6 times so you can collect all """unique""" helmets!

GOTTA GET'EM ALL

It looks like cheap plastic.

>Lego Bionicle

they look cool but they don't look like Star Wars. You people like to laugh at that video clip of Lucas walking up to a drawing board and assaulting it with highlighters while a bunch of concept artists who look like they want to commit sudoku stand behind him, but that was how the series' aesthetic came to be and now it's gone forever.

They would look cool in a highly stylized scifi movie. Not star wars. They look so out of place

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF IT'S HEAD

EX P O S E D

they're basically just the emperor's royal guard
what the fuck is it with people, if it looks too star wars-y it's shit but it's also shit if it isn't star wars enough

Looks like someone revved up their 3D printer an vacuum molds at a comic con.

Don't be a retard. The SW aesthetic was nowhere to be found in the prequels.

>China please watch out movie!

10 hours in ms paint

Coincidence?

THE ULTIMATE EVOLUTION OF THE MARTIAL ARTS

fucking hell that is embarrassing

>you can't make an action movie without it being complete rip-off!
Fuck, you're retarded

lol'd

evry time I see those guards I get in the mood to watch Gary Oldman in Dracula

What's wrong with it compared to pic related?

why do i read star wars threads and lore compulsively when i hate star wars and have never seen a star wars movie in my life

Aside from the helmet looking like a dildo that's not that bad of a design.

Is the armor made from PLASTISTEEL?

>and have never seen a star wars movie in my life
Possibly because of this. The setting is boring as fuck for anyone with any taste.

That's clearly ceremonial. And there's an eyeslit.

Looks pretty awesome desu. Like something from the original movies

objectively false, almost everything fits perfectly in with the OT design-wise. Even video game designers with little connection to LucasFilm were able to get things right in the 00s, all because new additions of species and weapons, etc to the canon were approved by Lucas.

>blocks your artistic integrity

I thought this was from Star Trek Discovery. That Kendo like game they play in the holodeck in TNG. Wtf.

$0.02 was added to your paycheck

Bruh I don't need Disney's money.

Out of all the problems the designs have, I have to say the one that I feel is the biggest is they don't look threatening, like The Emperor's royal guard do in the OT. I can't take them serious.

>objectively false, almost everything fits perfectly in with the OT design-wise

Do they? Just looks tacky and stupid to me