All-female remake of Lord of the Rings

Would you watch (((it)))?

Only with Betty White Grandalf.

Normally no, but just by pure respect for the liberals butthurt it caused, I will.

Is it a lesbian porno?

Then yes.

Depends on how hot the women are.

If Amy Schumer plays Gollum, I'd watch it.

I was thinking Helen Mirren but I like yours more.

>((((((((((((female)))))))))))

sounds like shit, but I'd watch it to trigger Sup Forums

>not Maisie

>Barad Dur is renamed to Sauron Tower

Only to jerk it

Why don't you go watch some interracial cuck porn too, loser.

female uruk hai would be snooky isn't it?
also
>female nazgul
hnnnnnng

No, and neither would anyone else.

Only if all of the cast is White.

if its porn

Adult females fuck no

Female warriors getting raped by orcs is my fetish so yes please

How hot would the females be?

Only if there's a bit where all their periods sync up.

Female orc, trolls & nazg~ul
Cool

>no woman can kill me!
>i am no woman! *reveals bwc*

>Elves are a race of handsome white men who becomes the next generations girl fantasy

Amy Schumer has already been cast as Shelob, sorry

No, seeing women try to act out male gender roles makes people uncomfortable on a subconscious level.

I don't think anyone outside of the ideologically brainwashed would watch it.

I'd download it for laughs, why not

The jews will never take away the original movies from us, so who cares if they make retarded remakes

How will they handle the I am not a man scene if everyone is a woman?

>woman throwing a golden ring in lava

Truly a fantasy.

t. didn't finish the movie

>female nazgul
Make movies with MERP backstory about nazgul. Adunaphel is pretty good.