1. vagina
2. give me one reason why shouldn't we just nuke you
1. vagina
Dylan Gray
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Carter Richardson
1. Flag
2. We're in the same country you spastic
Angel Miller
k. why shouldn't we just commit nuko-seppuko? we are nation of eternal losers
Jose Cruz
Cuz I still have some stuff to do, like read GRRM's next book or watch Hot Fuzz.
Thomas Diaz
Pets should not get uppity in the presence of their master
Angel Perez
wouldnt ppl overthrow this manlet to save their own lifes?
Nolan Garcia
Probably not. The absolute state of russia
Andrew Johnson
god, i really wish nuclear mass-reboot was real.
Colton Price
De Gaulle started our nuclear program to face the Russian threat during the Cold War. He said something along the lines of "at least I'll be able to avenge the death of 60 million Frenchmen with 100 million Russians, if there's that many" in case you nuked us
Ayden Rogers
Be honest man, no one would do that in burgerland at this point either
Logan Gonzalez
You'll start a nuclear war that would almost definitely lead to humanity's extinction?
Isaac Roberts
> US lecturing Russia on ovethrowing leaders
XD
Nathaniel Jenkins
> give me...
What are you offering in return?
Joseph Rogers
do it please
Adrian Howard
Samuel Powell
Give me one good reason not to.
Nolan Collins
because the more you nuke us, the more anime and hentai porn we make
Evan Howard
wtf I'm dead now
Matthew Davis
Finns helped Russia in Poland 1831
Alexander Moore
Because you can't use nukes and fail.
Brandon Morgan
B-because Putin had such a nice time here and had a good laugh when our government conducted a ceremony for him at the WWI Russian chapel which is too small for three men to stand abreast in.
Kayden Evans
There is a thought - there is a problem, there is no thought - there is no problem
There is a person - there is a thought, there is no person - there is no problem
Find a flaw in this logic. pro tip: you literally can't.
Leo Rogers
Ukraine is more like Hodor tho
Angel Barnes
Thank you, best ally.
Adam Cooper
Cunt
I heard you guys buy our meat?
Lucas Garcia
>recovering economy
>elects a american president
>sets up puppet states around the globe
>invades countries when ever he feels like it
>kills traitors in other countries
>defeats isis
>befriends turkey even after the shot down jet
how does he keep getting away with it?
Hunter Edwards
not many of those things are true tbph
Joshua Taylor
HUH? WHO IF NOT PUTIN?!
James Butler
Because sadly, even that won't enlarge your dicks, you bunch of wannabe superpower, impotent, krokodil junkies.
Julian Peterson
IM CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW TO TELL HIM TO NUKE YOU FIRST. APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT.
Benjamin Ramirez
because we have T-I-G-E-R-S
Jason Walker
you're not the one to point fingers, mutt
Robert Wilson
>Be honest man, no one would do that in burgerland at this point either
>you're not the one to point fingers, mutt
A lot of Americans already want to over throw him.
>> US lecturing Russia on ovethrowing leaders
>XD
Be Russian overthrow leaders.
New leaders kill 9 million
....
Profit
Jayden Rivera
>flag
>fuck, i can't.
Anthony Richardson
Ethan Fisher
>2. give me one reason why shouldn't we just nuke you
there is none, but your country is full of faggots worth nothing & you aint doing shit boi
Isaac Nguyen
This will never make me not laugh. It's not so much that I think being short is funny, it's just funny how important it is to putin and russians
Ryder Sullivan
>how important it is to putin and russians
It really isnt. Not even remotely
Jaxon Davis
russians love shit like this because it makes them forget how hard they have been surpassed by germans.
Noah Johnson
>Be Russian overthrow leaders.
>New leaders kill 9 million
>....
>Profit
Kek are you fucking retarded?
en.wikipedia.org
Luis Clark
Yeah okay, whatever you say user
Dylan Evans
>how important it is
height? putin? putin's height? putin's height compared to obama? russia-usa relationships? what are you talking about?
Nicholas Allen
Not really.
You're just mental and obsessed
Kevin Thompson
oh well in that case you're right, my bad dude
Jose Myers
Ryder Gutierrez
Not sure why you think it matters.
Only brainlets think in such criteria
>ooga booga my chief taller than your chief
Kek. Doesnt really matter considering he could kick literally any other world leaders ass 1v1 and isnt a literal pussy like Obongo was
Mason Jones
The good brought by existence outweighs the bad.
Robert King
1. America
2. Because you're the only country that can put up with our bullshit.
John Fisher
Well you did literally pull it out of your ass or from some other retarded schoolboys ass
Josiah Myers
It doesn't matter to me. It matters to him. Hence why he is wearing those elevator shoes.
Asher Bennett
t. putinbot
Julian Gonzalez
Because Putin is finnish
Luke Diaz
on the other hand, you pulled this
>You're just mental and obsessed
from the vault of absolute truths.
Russia is lucky to have such a valiant defender as you
domo arigato mr roboto
Austin Mitchell
1. bunda
2. dindu nuffin
Jackson Myers
>from the vault of absolute truths.
Well it does seem that way considering your passive-aggressive bitterness user.
As well as confident preconseptions about something you really know nothing about.
Aaron Jackson
Gabriel Cook
Tbqh I wonder the same with Orban
Bentley Nelson
I can give you several reasons to nuke this place
Ryan Thomas
insult
Adrian King
the answer is probably yes but we arent at that stage yet and we have no nuclear weapons
Jeremiah Gomez
Do it, Putin will be hanging upside down near a gas station in a few days.
Also, Putin won't do it. Should have voted for Zhirinovsky.
Christian Turner
Too many Russians living here. You wouldn't nuke them, right?
Anthony Ortiz
>implying you would overthrow drumpf
Juan Jenkins
1. Flag
2. We produce good coffee
Christopher Perry
We make byrek
Aiden Barnes
1. Flag
2. We buy military equipment from you, also our presents look cute together