Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead
/brit/
Alexander Diaz
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Gabriel Ward
I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
Brayden Davis
anime
Liam Gomez
sue
Jacob Lee
youtube.com
'lute slammer
Gabriel Bennett
Parker Gonzalez
got a message off her but I can tell she didn't mean to and she messaged the wrong person
Christian Rogers
Aiden King
rather fucking early
Nolan Diaz
Alain de Botton
Angel Wilson
Luke Lopez
good image
u-pho > k-on
Gavin James
fuck about cunt
Jayden Campbell
Love britting while I read shit
Christian Mitchell
The most interesting woman I've ever met doesn't even listen to music or watch films or anything. I genuinely have no idea what she does with her time, given the fact that she never leaves the house.
Josiah Murphy
pet rock wants more xanax but unfortunately crypto has been in the shit lately so I don't want to lose money
Logan Ramirez
Any capitalist spastics in? Gonna heem you son.
William Hill
i'm english
Luke Myers
what exactly is wrong with that?
Asher Price
why do yanks do this?
Jack James
I am a NEET
John Cooper
*the one show theme starts playing*
Ethan Martinez
muh fee fees
Michael Bennett
Seems completely legal.
Joseph Allen
reckon a cup tits are the best
Lucas Murphy
can't accept that ranking i'm afraid.
Jose Smith
give me thread a rating out of 5.
Camden Cox
She say I'm insane, yeah
I might blow my brain out (hey)
Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
All the pain, now I can't feel it
I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah
Luis Johnson
MUH HERITAGE
Joshua Russell
>I AM VERY UNREASONABLE AND WILL SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SEEM VERY HYPOCRITICAL IN A MOMENT'S TIME
>I make a calm and collected argument
>WHAT OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT I AM VERY SILLY!
Charles Kelly
'
Nathaniel Morgan
it treats human beings like stocks of meat
is there nothing sacred any more?
Evan Cruz
Where did you meet?
Jackson Powell
Dreadful horrid post
Michael Hill
cut off babies their foreskin. i think we as women have the right to mutilate boys for our pleasure if we want too
Carter Ortiz
newlads won't understand
Grayson Brooks
galactic brain
Hudson Rodriguez
What is this? r/extremistright?
Carson Collins
lynx lad...
Carson Smith
>flawed and it may be time for change
Easy to point the finger and play the blame game. What would you change it to?
Leo Barnes
University. She's in my class.
Landon Martinez
where's cokelad
Aiden Lewis
Doubt this fella is even 56% danish. What is wrong with yanks.
Kayden Gray
they are
Jose Kelly
>it treats human beings like stocks of meat
>is there nothing sacred any more?
Christian Perry
Nationalist qts
Jack Collins
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
Jace Allen
protogf has c cups and thinks they're tiny
don't understand women
Aaron Lewis
no you're not
be quiet
Luis Bell
Oh fuck...methinks some retard crapitalists are gonna get triggered by this
Asher Myers
was about last night. he's smoking crack now
Oliver Allen
i don't trust images of text any more to be honest with you
Elijah Ramirez
with capitalism, everyone is just a chunk of meat to be put through toilberg's grinder
Anthony Morgan
Michael Sanders
very cute drawing
Alexander Jenkins
>He has a job that requires a uniform
SCREAMING
Imagine spending 90% of your life having Toilberg brand you like cattle
Jonathan Jenkins
What if he bought it
Matthew Reyes
so it's bad to raise wages since that causes inflation, but if inflation is already happening, why don't we raise the wages?
(better yet, why doesn't the government focus on reducing/reversing inflation)
Nathaniel Evans
overinflate the importance of thier citizenship and to appear like the victim and saviour at the same time
Carson Morales
good lad
Andrew Bailey
Planned keto breafast tomorrow to break 24H fast:
omelette with pepper cheese, chorizo, spianata salami, onion, rocket and spinach
looking forward to it
Joshua Kelly
jesus wept
Elijah Phillips
>WE NEED TO KILL ALL MINORITIES AND START A WHITE ETHNOSTATE!
>*gets beat up*
>WTF WHY ARE LEFTIES SO INTOLERANT FREE SPEECH!
Joseph Johnson
i mean men with foreskin are so not esthetic i love mutilated dicks
Jose Campbell
Jordan Wilson
I'll have you know that my morrisons polo shirt and fleece is very comfy
Daniel Martin
oblivious
Luke Baker
Matthew Nelson
might become vegetarian
William Edwards
what's the lefty doing in this drawing
Easton Diaz
Right wingers on here larp as corporate lapdogs
Justin Peterson
Used to work for Argos and their new uniform is quite peng actually
Jacob Kelly
Oh fuck...
William Murphy
Charles Russell
IMMINENT LEFTYPOL RAID
APPROX. 1 SPOTTY TEENAGER
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT, NOT A DRILL
Evan Powell
>having to buy and wear your own clothes to work
no, john. you are the cattle
Jacob Rivera
YOU DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER
Chase Turner
>Denmark spends more than half its tax revenue on foreigners
Literally can't fathom how fucking thick someone would have to be to believe this
Eli Allen
>telegraph.co.uk
it's a phase, most of them get over it and move on with life
>telegraph.co.uk
should we just toss our aborted fetuses for the dogs instead?
Colton Butler
>he's smoking crack now
So the party has now really begun.
James Miller
imagine being working class
James Edwards
youtube.com
DARE you to find a more comfy and aesthetic tune
Cooper Sanchez
Ian Green
LOL
Caleb Williams
>the telegraph
shan't
Wyatt Myers
scromiting
Christian Evans
this is a drill
Xavier Harris
men with intact penises look like elephant trunk
Colton Rivera
woaaah...
Nathan Baker
only thing micro is the amount of fish the taigs caught
and my willy
Christopher Martinez
When was the last time a girl complimented something about your appearance lads?
Hard mode: no mums
Zachary Collins
lmao
Nathaniel Ortiz
incinerated to heat his local hospital
Matthew Parker
That's not even what's happening though..
Lucas Hernandez
stop killing babies
Ryder Jenkins
i am now embarrassed to be dutch
Brandon Baker
Think about what rorke would say in this image. Probably the n word. And yes, that's how brain-dead rorkes are
Sebastian Thomas
there's a really weird genre of japanese porn that has showed up lately
Andrew Sullivan
my willy is embarrassingly small when flacid but above average when hard :/
Jace Price
funny and accurate