Caught my girl "sleeping" at her ex boyfriends house. im hammered. gonna blow my brains out wearing a trump hat...

caught my girl "sleeping" at her ex boyfriends house. im hammered. gonna blow my brains out wearing a trump hat. see you space cowboys.

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It's no secret that trumplets are big time cucklords

fuck that shit

you're much bigger than one girl and her treachery

Cut her off and take charge of your life. There is still much to do and see.

That you could care that much proves you are worth it.

Do it pham

Why are you going to end your life over some shitty woman who cheated on you? You must have no support in your life.

Are you white?

fuck off faggot you have to vote for him first

build that wall paco

wear a Clinton had you cuck

>literally cucking your life for a girl who cheats on you
top l'el

Dump the bitch and start flirting with her best friends.

yeah
voted for him in the primaries whats the GE vote gonna do

Vote first, fgt.

#imwithher

Don't kill yourself over some fucking girl

lel

i might do that since they are all sluts

At least get a haircut first

KEKED
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Please tell me it was with a BBC.

naw nigga
I really should

Stream it for us.

Much better.

Im proud of you already.

Now youre thinkin

Shitty way and shitty reason to die. At least vote MAGA first

>these kikes were made for kiking and that just what they'll do
>one of these days these kikes are gonna walk all over
>DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

no it was a JavaScript engineer who was her fat schlubby ex
no lul

Why off yourself in the most generic and useless way?

My advice: Postpone until you can contribute to society in some useful way with your death.

>Has a girlfriend
>Still wants to kill himself
What does that feel like?

do they really try to pass off such unbelievably lame excuse like they were just sleeping together, I mean that's some bottom of the barrel shit right there

they could at least have enough respect for you to say that her ex bf's dick is just bigger and more satisfying and the rough sex he gives her keeps her coming back for more

Be subtle tho faggot, bitches need to be prepped, also if she has a sister and cousins try that. but you have to be smooth af to pull it off and they have to sluts. It will break her family apart, do it.

Kill her first for the lels

Note to Comcast™ moderation: This posts intent is solely comedic and not meant to be taken literally.

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not worth it, cut her out of your life man. don't be an hero

>Implying any woman is worth dying for

See ya later Alligator

Why shoot yourself when you could shoot them?

Post her tits first.

Don't give her the satisfaction it upsets you. Break up with her calmly and just say you want nothing to do with her. She'll just brag how much you were inlove with her that you killed yourself. Playing it cool is the ultimate revenge on a women.

livestream or never happened

he used to physically abuse her so im the fag now.
her sister is 8, gg
>>>satire
Ive always been an hero

verify all third world store fronts

Sooo your logic is to kill yourself but not either of them .. interdasting.

Pretty cucky brah.

What's the matter with you? Act like a man.

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make america vape again

Why would you kill yourself because your girlfriend is a whore?

Faggot. If you're going to take yourself out, take the whore with you.

murder suicide isnt my style, suicide by cop is

You saw an opportunity and took it, I'm not even mad

>wait 10 years
>dick down sister, I mean like, take viagra when you don't need it, wreck all of her holes, ruin other men for her

If you're going to kill yourself, and you shouldn't until you vote, then at least make sure to do it somewhere memorable. Maybe somewhere scenic, like a mosque? Not until everyone has left, of course.

gg

>killing yourself over a gurl

No, you Dumbass.

You're supposed to kill him, her and then yourself.

Don't do it, you're drunk and you're not thinking clearly. Don't give her the satisfaction, live your life to fuck hers up, post her shit, or just choose to live your life and forget about her. She shouldn't control you

>11 posts by this ID

OP is a faggot who never delivers

Dont be a fucking faggot OP get over it
>tfw no gf

Hey you guys.
You alt-right guys.
You guys support acts of criminal violence so long as it's one of your own doing it, right?
Go ahead and volunteer anything you might have seen, I am not from the government.

Why? Trump is definitely going to lose, if he does it before the Election he can at least hold on to the dream. Waiting til November will just make this existence seem that much worse for you Trumpfags.

fr fr

Nigger you're at the wrong approach
if she ruins your life
YOU FUCKING WRECK HERS BACK

Do it the right way, drink till you pass, wake up tomorrow and plot your revenge
If this doesn't appeals you, and you stillwant to blow your brains out anyways, don't go alone, try to set a score starting with this "best friendo"

Hold on just a minute now, faggot: if you're going to blow somebody's brains out, it had better damn well be the gf and her lover.

As you unload a full magazine (not extended) into their bodies, you scream the following (with the assistance of a megaphone, if necessary):

1.) I volunteered for Hillary's campaign.
2.) The explanation for this is in Hillary's emails.
3.) Hillary told me to do this.
4.) I am Hillary.

When the news crew gets a clear shot of you saying these things, THEN you blow your brains out.

at least do something that will immortalize you

haha dump that bitch. Nothing more glorious a man can do. It will be life changing.

#thankyouforcorrectingtherecord

>killing yourself

Come on, user. There's a lot better ways to go than over a slut.

Legitimate ET Footage

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>killing yourself over a roastie

Wait until they're around each other next, and shoot them both dead. It's the ultimate un-cuck, and there's no other option.

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God damn this OP stinks of reddit, go cry about being cucked there faggot. You're sliding actual good threads and doing CTR's work for them. If a woman cheats on you you're supposed to hide the fact you know, get in some good hate fucking where you possibly wreck her asshole by popping it in during doggy, then afterwards you break up. Did you not have a dad? How do you not know this?

Don't kill yourself over a whore.

I hope I never become so fucked up because of a girl I'm with cheats on me that I lose all grasp on reality

Holy fuck just say ok and move on with your life

I'd imagine people who freak out and kill themselves when their girl acts like a woman are people who have always had girlfriends from early on while people who don't care that much are those who never had many girlfriends and are actually comfortable with being by themselves

Get a grip
On that 9 I mean.

Where did u get that pepe, friend?

You faggots advocating murder suicide are a bunch of blue pilled faggots. Psychological pain is much more worthwhile than physical. That way, you break her psyche and she wont recover

Wait!
Fuck!
You need to vote first man.

Fuck that cunt don't kill yourself before November 8th we need your vote
Then if you still want to eat a shotgun bc some tramp you fell in "love " with decided to fuck another dude .see you in the great beyond user

Killing yourself over a woman lol. Wew lad you seriously need to reevaluate your life

you pussy lol, I'm not willing to kill myself over never having a gf, but you are willing to kill yourself over a slut.

I feel alpha compared to you and I'm a virgin and that's sad.

>dies in his apartment alone drenched in tears and semen

If you're gonna kill yourself at least be a man about it. Make a statement with your death that isn't "I'm a pathetic cuck"

>wanting to kill yourself over a women

teenager confirmed

DON'T

WE NEED THAT TRUMP VOTE

Do it faggot!
Don't let some whore ruin your life, fuck with her instead.

she's the one who fucked up user, not you
why would you kill yourself?
not that you should kill her since that's illegal, but really user

Can you take some of the filth with you if you're going to go through it?

Can't you wait until after the election? We need votes. Plus she's a whore, she's replaceable get a new one. Senpai please don't

who is this semen sucking slurpee succubus

Killing yourself over your girlfriend...just get a new gf. RIP in piece tho

doesn't it make more sense to kill her?

How did you guess?

Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her..?

stay strong Sup Forumsruv

Go shoot up your nearest synagogue senpai.

Or if too far, shoot up a drug den.

>get cucked
>so you kill yourself
You're doing it wrong.

No cunt is worth killing yourself over

Wear a clinton cap and shoot up a school

Nobody will report you to the police because clinton dindu nuffin

Jesus Christ you need to man up brother.

Dump the bitch. Never speak with her again. Let her stew in her own mistakes. Eventually her new situation will fall to shit.

Never, ever get upset about some bitch. Ever. They're not worth your time.

seriously, at least take them with you.

guess what?

>being this much of a mysoginest

haha not that we're telling you to do it or anything haha

you know Sup Forums's motto : "don't commit murder"


but yes, do

This and make sure the police know you love Clinton, Ebaumsworld and Reddit.