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cara

cannot believe i burned my hand

i literally CANNOT believe it

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>le panic attacks
>le anxiety

you mean, you feel nervous in tense situations? woah...

Pope Francis to make the first papal trip to Ireland in nearly 40 years

i consider oxford, phimo, moni and 'icki my irl m8s

captcha

>bradford cathedral

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feel nervous in situations that dont exist

From storm-torn hills where tussocks wave,
And dells where tree-ferns grow;
From snow-capp'd peaks, and rock-bound coast,
We come,-to strike the blow.
Rest, British sons, till South-cross boys
Canadian brothers meet-
Then on we'll press, an Empire's strength,
And make the foe retreat. For-

We are the boys of the Southern Cross
Our stars shine on our flags-
Emblazoned with the Union Jack,
To show we're Empire lads.

love her shirt ngl

what about alan or thainonce

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holy fuck Chrome Sparks are great

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Bender test:

How does this image make you feel?

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bet you're fun at parties

oh yeah that's right, no-one would invite you to one.

Bender, bender
Warped rear-ender

Maybe you didn't, maybe they just want you to think you did

Trust no one, question everything!

Except trust me and my vague contrarian advice of course

bet you'd cry like a little girl if you had a panic attack

This.
Everyone feels uneasy and sad from time to time.

probably the most underused cathedral in the country aHEE-HEE-HEE-HEE

still 2 (TWO) whole days of toil left this week

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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>freedom of speech wah wah
Try posting a fully clothed picture of a child on /brit/ and see how long it lasts before some sad cunt reports it

you now remember this
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feet are disgusting and have no place in erotic photography

business idea: stop replying to lickidicky

What does it mean when a FB page isn't available? It's been deleted?

wish i was on top of her with my willy outside of my trousers

brit is fast, really fast

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6,8 looks a bit like this

finished work, done a line

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

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Does poetry come from experience or passion?

looks a bit underaged

>texting girl
>she stops responding or showing interest
>ignore her for a few days
>get loads of messages

never not worked

People that are on half a gram of mdma are no fun at parties.

Aren't you that drug addled bore that has a shit gimmick about his pet rock and everyone makes fun of you for being a drug mong?

Yes, yes that is you. And I'll have you know that drug addicts rarely ever get invited to parties, and are very boring people

Stories come from experience
Rhyme comes from passion

I had a panic attack and vomited

had two anxiety attacks (I believe) when waking up

not pleasant at all, horrible but doesn't last long

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was gonna get it on it myself earlier but have decided to hold off until tomorrow (off on friday)

both but
passion >>>> experience

JBP is a nonce and the only reason why he wants your room clean is so he doesnt trip when he climbs into your window at night

kys

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alright but she looks a little immature

The ULSTERMAN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink skin. This pink skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Norn Iron, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our enlightened, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ULSTER man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(irish subhumans)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The ULSTER penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ULSTER man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent English seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the ULSTER man impregnates.
In total, the ULSTER man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the ULSTER man is the epitome of masculinity.

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You don’t tax a loss. You only tax a profit. You raise more, the more profit there is to tax. We all live on the profits of British industry. It’s a truism. And those people have been gravely misled, who imagine that there is one set of people, remote people, somewhere over there, who live on profits, but the rest of us don’t. We all do. We are all in this together. And the future of all of us is bound up with the future of free British industry.

both are grim

That's the spirit.

45 posts in 4 minutes lads. good job

do people seriously hyperventilate during panic attacks? lmao just calm down you stupid cunt.

Fixed that for you, lad.

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literally had one in my life that was drug induced, feel like a bit of a cunt for taking the piss out of people who had them because i thought they were just over reacting, its fucking grim

Was the only one at the dole office not wearing track pants or shorts

All the negative stereotypes about poor people are true

Twinings only in my gaff

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what are anxiety attacks exactly? i basically become catatonic when i'm anxious, no attack.

????

>Does poetry come from experience or passion?

>Stories come from experience
>Rhyme comes from passion

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Unbelievable isnt it lad

No she doesnt

feel like i want to swallow his semen

*evades taxes anyways*

>muh anxiety

bunch of actual soft cunts ITT lmao. would spark any of you out in under 5 seconds.

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Depression? You mean you feel sad at times too?

woah...

NEVER BECOME A FRIEND OF THE IRISH, WHY??BECAUSE THEY ARE BITTER, CHAUVINISTIC AND RACIST. NEVER WANT TO BE IN A BAD POSITION WITH ANYONE, THEY ARE ALWAYS BOASTING OF THINGS THAT ONLY THEY BELIEVE, THEIR WOMEN ARE UGLY AND THEIR FOOD IS CRAP, IS NOT BETTER THAN THE PERUVIAN CUISINE; HOW TO MAKE IRISH FOOD???
1. YOU HAVE TO DO SHIT
2. JUST GROW UGLY POTATOES
3. READY!, YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR IRISH FOOD
THEIR UGLY AND SUBHUMAN WOMEN HAVE MUSTACHES AND ARE LOW OF STATURE, THEIR PEOPLE ARE MANLETS AND VIOLENT, NOT TO MENTION THE TREMENDOUS COMPLEX OF INFERIORITY, WHICH THEY HAVE BY THE SIMPLE FACT OF BEING CONSTANTLY RAPED BY THE UNITED KINGDOM. LET US SING TOGETHER, "THE IRISH WANTS TO BE FIRST WORLD-RA-RA-RA-RA IRELAND IS WHITE AND EUROPEAN-RA RA RA RA" HAHA THE IRISH ARE DESPERATE TO BE RELEVANT AND TALL HAHAHA THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT IRELAND IS A SHITHOL OF A COUNTRY TO EXCELLENCE, FILLED OF POOP, THE YARD OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, THAT YARD WHERE EVERYONE TRASH YOU, ENCLOSED BY A WALL FOR BEING A DANGEROUS BREED AND SPITEFUL.
FOR THIS AND MUCH MORE, YOU THE IRISH WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU-RE THE BEST, YOU'RE JUST SHIT.
HAHA THE SAD IRISH MONSTER, YOU TERRORISTS WERE NOT ABLE TO TAKE BELFATS FOR BEING MORONS AND ARROGANT AND WILL NEVER BE YOURS HAHAHAH

Was there an old lad outside supping a tinnie of high strength lager?

So have people replaced the term "unease" with "panic attack"? You're just a little uneased, maybe it has something to do with those joints you smoke every single day and have done since you were 13.

have had hour long panic attacks before
closest I've come to suicide 2bh

Shocking to think that most people believe we're already in a libertarian dystopia where it's every man for himself
There is no autarky. We all suck on the teat of society's providers

extreme overwhelming sense of dread
like everything's coming to an end
you want to die immediately

Charli

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It’s met-art, they’re legit and one of the largest nude modeling publications in the world.

my life is a mess

SOMETIMES WHEN SAD THINGS HAPPEN I FEEL SAD

THEN I GET DEPRESSION

made for grim water

BROTHER.

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wish i had an extremely troubled childhood so i'd be able to write good music

How many yellow Brits do you see??

Nah the security guards at the gate chase those sorts off so they hang out by the justice office instead

>track pants
state of your 'country'

The only respectable talking head on the right.

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hmm... yes yes... it's almost like... hmm it's as if... hmm yes... could it be the women crave attention? ah yes what an astute and innovative revelation

>Ugh.. fine. You can look at my feet but just for a few seconds. How can you enjoy looking at a girl's dirty smelly feet? You're such a little weirdo. Now give me that $20 you promised so me and Stacy can go to the theater.

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She's 1/4 Indian. Shan't be listening

lol

>le panic attacks
>le anxiety

you mean, you feel nervous in tense situations? woah...

the ideal sexbot has tits and a willy

>$

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hmmm yes

what's a justice office? Like where you report on parole?

When I was a kid I thought Arsene Wenger was Mr Bean

>depression
just smile bro, doesn't cost anything

>She

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hmmmmmmm

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love shaving my legs in the bath